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Incidentally, Fangirls are coming!

Happy belated birthday! Or should I say happy unbirthday? Does it matter, as long as there's cake and friends?

And they're from some of my favorite fandoms, too! I'm not sure if these qualify, but I think they sure show signs of plenty of plot holes. And Sues. And more Sues. If you're an agent, kill the Mary Sues, please! ASAP! Ugh... I need an overdose of Bleepto-Dismal now.

I wanted to kill myself after reading three of the chapters of this one. Has she actually READ any of Tamora's Pierce's books to see how they're set up? Really... And the main character is most definitely Sue-ish. I'm willing to bet over five dozen stale Twinkies that she is. And how in the world did the author get 58 chapters?!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2149293/1/TheGuardian

Aw, I couldn't resist looking at the Harry Potter fanfiction section, crazy as it is. And I found something horrible. At least, to me it's horrible. Kill it. Please. Just kill it.
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4992052/1/Mybeautifulblessing">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4992052/1/Mybeautiful_blessing

And if you thought THAT one was bad, this one is worse. MUCH worse. Shoot it. Kill it. Give it anthrax. Give it the Avada Kedavra. *shudders*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4894233/1/Elena

And I found a new name for one of the mini-Aragogs, if it hasn't been named this before. A lot of fans think that the killing curse is called the "Aveda Kedavra", apparently.

~ Cinnia Aine ~

He'd have something sharp sticking out of him quite fast.

*hands over large stuffed bunny* Wow, I've been missing a lot of events on the Board recently. Including more newbies arriving.

*puts oversized red panda plush on the table, steals some food, and disappears*

Yes, I like ABBA. Not all their songs, but many. I grew up hearing them every few months when my parents got nostalgic. :)

Eh, I think the fandoms are more of a mix these days. Haven't exactly been keeping track, though- has anyone else got a tally?

*offers a towel as welcome gift*

Had to reword it slightly to fit it in the subject line.

Welcome. Have a cup of tea.

If we were allowed to go after canon Sues, then quite a lot of agents would be lining up to take out young Potter. Which, shall we say, would not make one of my agents particularly happy, as she's his godfather's doppelganger. And has a thing for ripping out throats. This could get messy.

I take it there'll be no tempting you into the depths of the DBS, then?

Here, take this coffeemaker. Now you can work 24/7.

I'm still new myself, and I haven't written any missions yet, but I've been recently accepted in the Department of Mary Sues. My response center is right here, we can lend you a bed until you have your own RC or TARDIS.
http://agent-cal.livejournal.com/
Haven't updated it in a while: I've been busy with exams and stuff lately. Should get active again in the foreseeable future.

This is for anybody who has played System Shock or System Shock 2. would it be a good idea to obtain a copy of Shodan and load that into a Console? Would it even be safe?

Here's a banana. Good source of potassium.

Have some...errr *looks around*....Xtreme Chedder Goldfish.
What? They're addicting.

On the original Sue thing: Seeing as we deal with a Large amount of Badfic already, attacking original sues would probably distracting from our original purpose of protecting the continuum

That, and I have a baaaaaaaaaad feeling that someone here would then try to kill Bella Swan and Wesley Crusher.

Multiple Times.

I see the others have already said everything I might have, so I'll just drown you in DMS paraphenalia and hope you don't get scared.

(*glances at granite pillow* I do hope you ducked in time, too.)

Thanks for the welcomes! Hmm... I wish I could go after really bad original Mary Sues sometimes. *headdesks self back to sanity* I guess not. That wouldn't be fair, as many as there are. Oh well. I'll just find the FFNet ones, then. Thanks for pointing that out.

~ Cinnia Aine ~

I'm Araeph, and my agents, Mara and Isaiah, would like to present you with a virtual red pen! I'm a fan of LotR as well, although most of my PPCing has been in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Here are some links to get you started:

The PPC Wiki

The List of Everything PPC

Please do note, however, that we protect the canon, i.e. all original fiction universes. Thus, we cannot pursue original fiction Mary Sues, because then we would be warping the canon, not defending it.

Glad to have you on board, though!

You get a petting.

Welcome to the PPC, disregard pretty much all suggestions as rules, they are just suggestions, except the participate often one is Important and Very Much Advised to Follow because That One Is Yes.

You've already seen the wiki, so I won't bother you about that~

I don't know of the first. I'm just accepting it for truth. Yeah.

I think it's considered unsporting to go after original fic, as bad as it may be. (Unless, of course, some masochist specifically requested someone to lambaste their literary baby, also known as editing.)

Have a baby and some lip liner that David Bowie chewed on.

(The baby is one of Angelina Jolie's, just to let you know.)

Have a couple bags full of C4. There should be about 50 pounds of the stuff in those. It is suprisingly useful. you can, for example, light it on fire to cook things. you have to be careful not to hit it with anything while it is lit, as this tends to set it off. And again, welcome. Also, we don't go after original fiction. Those are the sole property of the writer.

I actually like manual labor, if that's anything.

My books are Well of Lost Plots by Jasper Fforde, Farenheit 451, Little Women, and I'll switch one of the movies for another book if you don't mid; probably Candy Girl by Diablo Cody (Something every mature-aka, probably sixteen and up--girl (and guy) should read, about the world of strippers. She worte the script for Juno, and she spent a year as a stripper, it's her memoir and so utterly fantastic.)

Movies would be either Singin' in the Rain or Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (that's the problem with musical movies from the fifties; all the same, but still so gorgeous), Ratatouille (fooood), Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, and all of House, MD. Even though it's not a movie.