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Can I have some cheese and a beret? Or will you just taunt me a second time? (It's okay to make fun of me. I'm American.)

Hmm, apparently the change is only for mine own eyes. Ah, well, it's still devious. Did you invent that code yourself?

Trojie didn't have time to say much else as battle commenced. But she soon found herself exchanging blows with a woman almost identical to herself, save that the band t-shirt the other wore advertised the Pussycat Dolls rather than Nirvana, and that she lacked the air of having been dragged backwards through a hedge.

'Paaads!' Trojie wailed, losing ground against the more skilled EPC agent. But the Animagus was fighting an adorable fluffy black labrador with purple eyes, and couldn't seem to get the upper hand either.

All around the corridor, it seemed the fight was even ...

Adder practically broke down the door of her RC, grabbing her wooden cricket bat. "Deuce, we've got a problem.

Her partner was already sharpening his daggers "You don't think I didn't realize that already? What the hell's going on?"

"The PPC's been compromised," Adder replied. "Some kinda mirror multiverse thing... I don't know! All I know is that we gotta kill these farkin EPC agents, and I don't intend to cower in the RC and wait it out! But don't set anything on fire. We don't know how flammable the mirror verse is."

"Damn. Oh, well." The diminutive Agent bared his jagged teeth in a feral grin. He bounded toward the open door.

"Deuce!"

He paused, looking back. "Yeah?"

"You're fly's down.

Deuce yelped, glanced down, and-- "No it's not."

"April Fools!" Laughing maniacally, with a cricket bat and one hand and a razor-sharp reed knife in the other, Adder shot out into the hallway and brained the first EPC Agent she saw.

Ansela Jonla, Princess of Thieves and Senior EPC Agent ran a delicate yet strong hand through her shoulder length auburn hair as she strode through the captured corridors of this PPC. She shed a single crystal tear for every sign she saw of her murdered sisters from this multiverse, for every shred of perfection destroyed before its time.

Her head held high, Ansela brushed a piece of dust from her tight gold leather catsuit with manicured fingers, as she led her assault group around yet another corner. There was resistance in this sector, their telepath said, and they were to stamp it out before it could become organised, not that these mundane murderers could ever be a true threat. It was with great shock then, that Ansela came face to face with a group of these incredibly dull, unglamorous looking 'PPC Agents'.

Pulling a perfectly formed bejewelled dagger, with a hilt of pure gold and a blade of silver and steel, from her belt, Ansela's whiskey-coloured eyes locked onto one of the resistance in particular. This woman bore some superficial resemblance to the EPC Agent, close enough in fact, that they might even have been twins if the PPC one carried the glow of a Sue and a true woman within her.

Chase ordered as she reached for the android's other arm, tensing herself to run. She wanted to make it to a RC and find something to fight the EPC agents with, preferably something that would cause some decent damage.

"Name's Chase by the way," she said in mid-sprint, nearly falling over herself as she threw her now empty Intar at the following attackers, "Don't suppose you know the way to safety, eh?"

Ellen cheerfully brought down her flail on one of the Enforcers, an emo vampire, but in his dying breath the target just found the strength to drive his mithril spear into the android's exposed throat. Ellen drew back, multicolored sparks flying in all directions from her wound, and her smile died on her lips. She remained catatonic for a moment, her head tilted to one side in confusion. Then she abruptly came back to life.

And started to breakdance while singing the Llama Song, under the stupefied gaze of the Enforcers.

"Argh, she's broken again," Cal complained. "Took me hours to repair her." He should have shut his mouth: immediately the Enforcers ignored Ellen and turned their attention back to the other agents. "Oh crap."

'I know she's a little killing machine and all, but I gotta admit, I'm kinda worried she's going to get lost and outnumbered. Don't you guys at least have a leash for her?' the Bad Slasher asked Skyfire.

Before Skyfire could reply, however, the group rounded the corner ... and ran into a group of EPC agents.

'Oh. Shit.'

Molly changed direction abruptly, zoomed back down the corridor, and scurried in circles around Pads, squeaking "Super fun happy kill time yay!"

'She's got a scent,' said Trojie. 'Come on, let's see what's down there.'

Ansela replied with a manic. "No one walks around with my face and gets away with it."

I should let Gabe go next, yeah?

Time for things to Get Worse. Alex never did learn not to taunt the Overpower, even if he now believes in it.

With the EPC closing in on either side of the four PPC Agents, things were looking grim.

At least, they would have been looking grim if the first, larger group hadn't been decimated by a certain malfunctioning android. A pink haired "gothic" girl wailed as she ran away from the carnage, only to be stopped by the application of a spiked ball to the back of her head. Smiling slightly, Ellen continued to efficiently slaughter the remaining EPCers.

The other three Agents were having less luck. Cat's trenchcoat was now sporting several charred holes, Chase was running low on ammunition, and Alex...Alex knew better than to even try firing a ranged weapon. Slowly but surely, the two patrols of EPC newcomers were forcing the Agents back.

"What else can go wrong?" Alex shouted in despair, completely forgetting the PPCs resident Law in the process. The Overpower never could resist a statement like that.

-re. That's why I asked if this is actually something that happens, or non-canon.

I think my post can happen after yours, considering Cal was dragging you back away, after which Chase bumps into him because she was running from a patrol she caught. Which is heading towards the group...

That work?

Don't expect the plotline to have any more consistency than, say, the DC Universe.

at least with the Cal group.

Just go along with it and sort out later :D

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