The wiki gives no hits, and the name's not ringing any bells, so... probably not? Unless it's been taken by someone who hasn't updated the Killed or Claimed lists, of course.
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Re: Have any idea if "My Inner Life" has been tackled? by
on 2009-03-20 06:28:00 UTC
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Re: ...oh my by
on 2009-03-20 06:25:00 UTC
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Based off a line from the first chapter, which said Kimberly evidently "excited Lord Zedd in ways he didn't quite understand", I think it was... God, I have no idea. Definitely the Author putting himself in Lord Zedd's position in this. Residual anger at Kimberly for exciting his own latent sexuality? I've heard of people reacting to sexual arousal, the first time around, with anger, though frankly I don't understand it myself.
Definitely a self-insert case. Definitely by someone with an UNGODLY sick mind. The characterization, as I mentioned, was spot-on, and the fic is one that the Department of Technical Errors could go over with a fine-toothed comb and find no problem with.
It's just really, really, ...ing sick. Not totally sure how I got through that one. 4chan, I suppose, plus music, plus the fact that I'm somewhat emotionally detached anyhow. I know that if this had been a Wall-E story, God in his Infinite Wisdom Forbid, I would NOT have been able to proceed.
Goddamnit, Mogulus, you would pick today to hammer my favorite cartoon channels. Will have to settle for talking about it to get over this.
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Done. Thank God. Don't read if female or rather squeamish. by
on 2009-03-20 06:13:00 UTC
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Hey, it's done! And did it ever end badly. Kimberly is dead in a manner that I will describe only so that you don't have to go through this yourself.
Buffer text buffer text buffer text, man A Flock of Seagulls are a great band, okay that's probably enough buffer text by now.
After sandpapering the skin and nipples off her breasts and tearing her clitoris with a fishing hook, she was literally ...ed to death. This is on top of having her feet burned to crisps with a blowtorch, her nails prised off with a file, and her fingers chopped off joint by joint with hedgeclippers. Plus much torture prior in the previous chapters.
All together now.
FLAMING GOD-DAMNED DENETHOR!
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We're Still Here by
on 2009-03-20 06:10:00 UTC
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End of Chapter 6. Y'know, in my days, I have seen a lot of people who I honestly think should have been locked up, or at least works from them.
This guy is one of those people. I wouldn't wish this kind of shit on Adolf Hitler or Caligula.
ANYHOW. It's getting worse, I'll say that much. The gloves are off, but I think there's only one chapter left. Bracing for the worst.
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Mid-chapter-7. Oh, look at that, actual mutilation. With blowtorches and hedgeclippers. Yeah, I'm not talking anymore about that. We probably want to stop this madness prior to Chapter 6 if the mission is taken on, preferably far sooner.
But as the Scissor Sisters say, "If I stop now, call me a quitter."
I'm gonna save the end for another post, seeing as how it gets VERY graphic.
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More Test Run by
on 2009-03-20 06:00:00 UTC
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I'm going to keep posting these so I can keep myself up for this challenge.
The grammar, spelling, capitalization... they're immaculate. That is not good. The characterization is very nearly spot-on (aside from some aforementioned ragging). There's nothing here to MOCK. LxC, you can mock the dryness of the sex. Celebrian, you can mock the dialogue. That Series, you can mock the general ridiculousness of the situation.
There's nothing to mock here. Goddamnit, NK, stay steady.
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Well, the end of Chapter 5 went in a predictable and yet still rather nasty direction. Chapter 6 brings us to the actual mutilation, if you can believe that it took this long.
I need more powerful 'tunes, but I will get through this. Switching on the disco. Continuing on.
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Have any idea if "My Inner Life" has been tackled? by
on 2009-03-20 05:54:00 UTC
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Not that I'd touch that...abomination.
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Belated Happy Ring-Go-Boom Day! by
on 2009-03-20 05:52:00 UTC
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Poor Frodo the Nine-Fingered.
That's all I can say. *tosses Mom's wedding ring into nearest volcano*
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Test Run by
on 2009-03-20 05:49:00 UTC
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I thank God for my fast reading skills. No time to dwell on the Words.
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Based off the first chapter alone, it's pretty obvious this was written more than partially with the author in Zedd's place.
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I have made it halfway down. I had to put on some music to dull the horror, but 4chan has trained me well (being male might also have something to do with it, since this author seems to have an obsession with torturing the genitals). Of course, this is only going to get worse. Continuing on.
(For the record, though, I have seen some first season PR, so I do know who the characters are. And hearing the voices in my head, I will say, is NOT helping.)
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Chapter 5. First verbal exclamation (Oh, Jesus). I shall spare the details of this. Continuing on.
Also, author appears to be ragging on Jason somewhat. He's breaking down and yelling at Billy. That is totally NOT Jason- he'd be distressed at Kimberly's situation, but that would not be enough to get him snapping and shaking his friends.
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Actually... by
on 2009-03-20 05:46:00 UTC
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I think whoever wants to start something might target the Internet first. After all, according to Popular Science magazine, our precious intrawebz are just a bunch of fiber-optic cords at the bottom of the ocean. Remove some, and there's no connectivity in a certain part of the world.
So if there is going to be a nuclear holocaust, I predict that the intrawebz are going to get cut first and thusly cut off communications from the rest of the world. After all those virus and hacker stuff, a physical attack on the Internet is likely to be on a terrorist's list of things to do before nuking the planet.
(*taps foot* Where are the spaceships and battlestars when you need them?)
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and double snicker at the comments by
on 2009-03-20 05:39:00 UTC
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Really, some of those are priceless. I'd almost forgotten what degree of unintentionally hilarious muppetry still exists. Gonna be laughing for days at that.
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Don't say you weren't warned by
on 2009-03-20 05:34:00 UTC
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Do not read on full stomach: http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/aip/agonyinpink.txt
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Re: er, yes by
on 2009-03-20 05:30:00 UTC
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Ah, okay. Thanks!
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Re: Well, it's more about... by
on 2009-03-20 05:27:00 UTC
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Either way, if someone can find a copy, we can take it on.
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alternatively by
on 2009-03-20 05:12:00 UTC
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Motion to render thread as silly as possible via the application of outrageous doomsday scenarios.
It is possible that the Great Leap Sideways did indeed succeed in ensuring some members of crabkind escaped the meteor, and live on in seclusion, plotting their eventual domination of the world that sought to splatter them across the sand. And they've had a bloody long time. We should FEAR THE CRABS!
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Re: er, yes by
on 2009-03-20 05:08:00 UTC
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I don't know that it was tackled. Trolls aren't, generally. It's not exactly in the spirit of things.
That said, the wiki page (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/MyImmortal#PPCMission) says someone's claimed it.
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Re: er, yes by
on 2009-03-20 05:06:00 UTC
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Do you know the Agents that tackled that? Or if you have a link to the mission?
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We're all going to die anyway. by
on 2009-03-20 05:00:00 UTC
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You know that book, "Everybody Poops"? It's kinda like that: everybody dies.
So far, we haven't encountered the government corrupt and insane enough to doom the entire planet to nuclear holocaust. I serious doubt that we ever will. Now, America getting nuked is not beyond the realm of possibility, but we really can't expect to be the top power forever. For better or worse, things simply don't work that way.
~Neshomeh, not about to stress about something she can't control.
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It's a LOT more complex than that. by
on 2009-03-20 04:59:00 UTC
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I've got a beautiful article on it somewhere, but I don't have time to upload it just now. Very, very, very short version: They calculated everything astronomically and worked out their calendar dates backwards and forwards, everything running in cycles; twenty in all, each twenty times shorter than the last. The first three, I think, were all finished before Buddha and Christ turned up. The current one started in 1987 and will end on December 21st, 2012 - the winter solstice when the milky way is perfectly aligned to our planet.
They do not predict death and disaster. Opinions and interpretations vary, but it's just as likely to be an awakening of spiritual consciousness.
Also, they aren't the only ones. At least one Native American tribe - I forget which - predicts great happenings for that same year; possibly even the same date.
I'll get the details later, promise. Right now, must dash.
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Re: Gah! Mayan 2012 is NOT about death and destruction! by
on 2009-03-20 04:58:00 UTC
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Hmm. I'm going to be one of those people who will sit through Dec. 9, 2012 all day biting my nails and looking at the sky anxiously, and then turning around and laughing at everyone the next morning.
Yeah, the Mayans thought that this was currently the third cycle, and it proves that they were comfortable with the idea of cycles before them and therefore after them.
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Well, it's more about... by
on 2009-03-20 04:55:00 UTC
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...about being legendary within the PPC. Unfair, probably, but we can't be universal, and it's listed on our wiki. So I think it's most likely to be admitted only if 80% of the people on the Board know - and groan - about it.
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or perhaps ... by
on 2009-03-20 04:54:00 UTC
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... they thought, y'know, several centuries is long enough, surely other people will have learnt to make calendars by then?