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Damn that was close. I'm headed to RC 45, if you want to come along. Try not to get killed, whatever you choose. *starts humming Over The Hills* *jogs down corridor*

Agent Mulhoon looked out the door. Gone was the grey Generic Surface, to be replaced by chic black. Loudspeakers dtted the wall at intervals, blaring out PSAs.
All agents to report to the nearest Sueification station for reeducation. Despatch is currently readying a list of the most flagrant goodfic that needs to be flamed. All agents to report to the nearest Sueification station.

"Oh, good," he grunted. "The EPC are back. Had enough of those last year."
He walked acros the response centre to the weapons cabinet, drawing out a revolver and a set of brass knuckles.
"Grab your toys, newbie. HQ's been invaded, we need to go find some more agents to help chuck the jokers out. Help me find the way to RC 45?"

"But I've got no idea where that is."

"Good. I do know where it is, which means I'll never find it. You'll likely go straight there. One of the oddities of HQ. It's Trojie and Pads' Response Centre, if I know them at all they'll be spoiling for a fight."

You ever see that movie? My fiancee made me watch it, and it wasn't horrible.

The mad villagers welcome you,too.

Are we fighting or are we hiding? I'm down with both, I'd just like to know ...

The only way to bring it back in somehow in character would be to have him ditch her in an alley. And then go have a twenty minute conversation with a statue that represents virtue.

The mask being removed is Canon abomination, considering that in movie and graphic novel, the mask is concealing the man and therefore making it more of an idea. Which is why V shall never die, he is the epitome and or hope of anarchism/democracy.

Without getting too overzealous... if someone does take this as a mission, can one of my agents that I'm working at for Permission be a guest member?

*grabs Moonlight Sonata and pulls him under cover* Do you want those EPC patrols to catch you, moron? Yelling at the top of your lungs with Suvians around is a bad i...de...a... *trails off* There's one behind you right now...

There isn't much to say about the others that hasn't already been said.

I can get another grey jacket off my counterpart after I kill him? And his lightsaber collection?

Yeah, but I'm still sort of new to the idea.

I mean, disgust is a given, but he's not the type to recoil and shudder, nor the type to kick the Sue after she's dead.


I like how she SUDDENLY remembers that he wears a mask and that no-one has seen his face since the camps. And then doesn't bother to change it, which would be the sane option, but instead writes "oops, I mean mask".

I'm getting a mental picture of the mask suddenly blinking out of existence and then back in again.

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They're pretty much same thing, different name. The Harry Potter OFU was called the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy, for example.

*hums a few bars of The Vatican Rag*

There are flowers, just like the ones in charge of us, who are evil?

I TOLD YOU SO! Battle stations!

The link for the 2nd one is broken...
The first one is classic sue, no questions asked.
The 3rd just really confused me with the OOC-ness.
And the fact that people just popped out of nowhere.

That first one looks particularly juicy. Loads of missing punctuation, angst everywhere, and it's twenty chapters long.

I'm ashamed to report I couldn't handle any of the lot; haven't read a Harry Potter book since Goblet of Fire, for one, and I'm only familiar with the Nu Who. Still, even I know what the Third Doctor looks like!

Best of luck to whoever decides to take on these things.

I looked at the third one, and...
Thirteen Nazgûl?! Angsty!Harry?! Kind!Petunia?! AAAH!!! MY BRAIN!!!

Busy at school, but all work and no play makes Joe a sad puppy. Still going through trial-and-error processes with various characters and things, and today I have four things to show off: one old, and three new. I'd muchly appreciate any feedback you can offer on any of the lot, either here or in the Livejournal.

The old one is Agent Narcolepsy, who is here since I revised his first profile into the more commonly-used format, which gave me a chance to expand his backstory and flesh out his personality a bit. He'll be back shortly after this, too.

http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/1843.html

The first new face is Agent Silas, a member of the Race from Harry Turtledove's Worldwar, which you may recall me asking about a while back. I still don't have the books, but if today's trip to the U of M bookstore yields no fruit, I'm going to give in and order the things off Amazon. I'm not fond of Amazon, but we must make sacrifices for our cause. I don't intend to even touch Silas until I've read the books, mind, but I wanted to get the idea down before it fled.

http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/2447.html

Number three is Agent Comstock, who was born directly from my frustrations over my laptop biting it for the second time in less than a year. No guesses as to who he's partnering up with.

http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/2746.html

And the big one is a story! Just a short piece of work I wrote to test out Narcolepsy and see if he was viable. Plus, appearance by Techno-Dann!

http://warrior-joe.livejournal.com/2209.html

1. Harry Potter and the Unfaithfull Slytherin» by Queen Elphaba reviews
   She is Death Destruction and Desire. Pre sequal to At the End of the Day He's Evil. She appeared in the middle of Hermione's first Death Eater meating. She is Hermione's Best Friend, but who accually is Hannah Wheatley ? LV/OC.
   Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - 11th Doctor & Voldemort
   
   My comment: Where do I begin?
   
   2. The Eleven Walkers » by Dalek Jest reviews
   When the Doctor, Sarah, and K-9 arrive in the middle of the Council of Elrond, they realize they have to help. SarahxAragorn. Arwen fanboys beware.
   Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,320 - Updated; 3-29-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Sarah Jane S. & Aragorn
   
   My comment: The Third Doctor was NOT a young-looking fellow and Sarah did not get K-9 until after she'd left the TARDIS!
   
   3. Harry Potter and the Desk of Nightmares by Arthur Hansen reviews
   Harry Potter fights for his and Hermione's life in Middle Earth.
   Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-05 - Published: 2-22-05
   
   My comment: Ach du lieber Prozac.

They kill goodfic and and protect Sues, with the aim of destroying canon.

Is it a parody?
Or a compitition?

The minis could be servers...

Which happens to be conveniently located behind a foot thick block of titanium-steel alloy.

Some people post to their LJ, some publish the GDoc they wrote the mission in and others use ff.net. You can then plug the mission here and on the LJ comm, if you so wish.

All that matters, however, is the extermination of badfic goodfic.