The PPC Posting Board - Latest posts

i am not going into DOGA. But i am a pyromaniac.

Laser beams, a built-in grill, and anti-Sue-and-Fangirl gun turrets, among other things the headvoices refuse to tell me. Oh, and a wok extension. The comment about the frying-pan-proof helmet not being wok-proof gave them IDEAS.

Hmmm... what do I give the newbie... -looks around for something suitable- hmm... no, not that, that's too poisonous... what else do I have... -rummages- -crash, roar, smoke- no, not that either... AH HA!!! I have it!!! Here, have a winged kitten.

THat is a high one. and mark means what model. A Mark 200 should be better or more improved than a mark 150 frying pan. What features does it have?

that means we've just created a new type of anti-Sue grenade. For Science!

I'm pretty sure that them arguing over who gets your immortal soul/body would be a Bad Thing...

Damn this board, we can't even edit our posts...

Incidentally, Luxury is coming!

They could, be inept at acting, not that they are, should they turn out out be good, the pain might be lessened...by one percent. But knowing Sturgeon's law, I don't think it's likely.

Here, have a large stuffed panda.

And it's 'serve in that capacity', sorry.

I also work for the C'tan, the Inquisition, The Burning Legion, the Old Gods, Various Cthulhu Fan Clubs, NERV, and SEELE. Oh, and Team Rocket. Wanna catch them all?

Can I adopt Jannuk? (I know I have loads of random mini-Boarders already, but I don't remember any limit.)

I'm afraid you will have to be penalized, Mr. Wri- Wait a sec. Why did I just say that? *takes off Udgey costume and walks away somewhat confusedly*

I believe I have a Grand Unifying Guess.


Grigori Rasputin, born in 1869, should be long dead. So if he's still alive, he has obviously found a way to extend his life, which brings support to the theory that he now lives under the name of Aubrey de Grey (known as the author of the book Ending Aging). Apparently he tested his anti-aging methods on himself, and it works! He also has a second identity as Alan Moore, comic book artist. But rival artist Mike Magnolia, creator of Hellboy, has discovered his secret identity and portrays Rasputin as a demon-summoning villain in an attempt to discredit him.

GMT says it's summer, and GMT is Real Time. One day, the rest of the world will adapt...

Possibly not until you all manage to evolve torches on your foreheads, admittedly, but I can live in hope.

I think he is in fact Rasputin.

Well people should be in the loop what with the movies nowadays, or even if they paid attention to the animated series. I probably know at least the big players like Two-Face, Scarecrow, Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, and Ras.

And I also know that Batman used to have a gun in his early incarnation, what happened to Batgirl/Oracle, and that Robin becomes Nightwing. Do I pass the test?

Like I said, mostly a lot of Marvel, but as far as specific titles I've read and liked we're looking at:

The TPB Origin (Wolverine)
X-23 Target X and Innocence Lost
New X-Men
X-Force
Black Panther
Kabuki
The Amory Wars
Desolation Jones
Sin City
Fables
The Amazing Spiderman
World War Hulk
Watchmen
V for Vendetta
The Lost Girls
Wolverine Origins
Cable
Messiah Complex (Mutant crossover arc)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Nightmares and Fairytales
and a lot of webcomics.

Now those would be ones where I still continuously read the series, or read the story arc to where I can remember fairly vividly. Keep in mind when I was working at a comic shop that I pretty much read a lot of other issues, but not the full series. That would get pretty insane to try and list all of those.

I don't know if that's a concern on my abilities as being a valuable member to you guys, but I'll do my best.