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That's the problem now isn't it? You can't kill babies.

If the Agents kill the babies...

Nice one. Quite frankly, I'm surprised the Suethor even remembered the Smuggler's Moon exists...

If it's so easy to make babies with magic, why don't wizards outnumber Muggles ten to one?

If babies didn't require nine months of gestation, meticulous planning and a lot of pain, their lives wouldn't count nearly as much. They would just be discarded once their parents are tired of them. A lot of babies would be made by irresponsible people on the spur of the moment, and adoption centers would be chock-full with them. That's only one of the many things that are horribly wrong with this fic.

Would a PPC Assassin be required to kill those babies? That would be brutal, even by our standards...

The canon breaches make me want to burn things, but it helps that one of my Agents will be very, very interested in this. He's a bit of the mad-scientist type.

And the amount of havoc that could be thus wrought rather amuses me.

Though I will thoroughly kill it as well. Because only a very small portion of my brain is amused. The rest is screaming for vengeance, on behalf of Rowling and basic human biology.

That is so messed up. It would never happen in Hogwarts, magic cannot create new life. So what now?

I was scanning the Pit for fic today, when I came across this. ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4875631/1/Baby_Project )

Just the summary is bad enough. Enjoy:

99. Baby Project » by mediwitch3 reviews
yeah i know a classic, and im doing it for my other one 2. i like babies, and so this is great! Plus it's Harry Potter so i can make it as unrealistis as i want! basically the title, it is Harry x Ginny and Hermione x Ron. T for language.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 2-19-09

*sighs*

if Maudlin Hart would like to come up with the specifics and write that once she has permission- if she doesn't already?

After all, it was her idea in the first place.

Just saying.

I'd have to be careful not to make it so different it's totally alien to the rest of the PPC though.

lots of cosmetic spikes, and maybe all black? although semisentient one that resents the agents would work like:
"BEep! Of course it's a sue, you twit!"

As for evil CAD, I dunno how that'd work. Maybe a semisentient one and/or one less susceptible to exploding (cynical attitude?). Maybe he recruits Agents known for having particularly dour personalities or something.

And if anyone will be able to be there in the late-ish evening we could see if there's a Jack the Ripper tour on one of those days - will have to google that. (I've been on it and it's pretty cool. They show a copy of the Mary Kelly crime scene photo, so it's not recommended for people with weak stomachs.)

Do you think the Dark Lord follows the evil overlord list?

maybe some modified equipment? like an evil CAD?

Since it seems determined that he'll be a Division head. Unless...*ponder* But yeah, the idea seems interesting enough, but people seem to be more in favour of the new Division. I might figure out a way to work them in, hopefully, but it's a secret.

As for the others, I don't think so. I'd imagine it'd be pretty much like any other department/division, except the specific type of Sue targetted. Though I like the idea of the DL messing with the uniform a bit to conform to his personal tastes. It's something I'll consider when I'm making it.

there are certain rules to working for the DL? like spikey shoudler pads are a must for the uniform adn the like?

maybe the sues have to be killed in an evil manner?

and the charge list also lists points from the evil overlords list?

... that would be like saying that all cockroaches are evil. They're not, they're just a pest :P

I mean, the sparkly princess of Elven Kingdom of Sparkliness, who has a pet unicorn called Popsie and spends her time singing delightful songs and growing flowers and incidentally falls into deep and prophesyed love with Legolas and who bears him sixteen gorgeous children isn't *evil*, she's just *annoying* :D

Good job. :)

Mum was a bit "Where in London?", but Dad's agreed to take me, so yeah.

willingly to help read the stories.

Finally, mission two for my agents.
Here it is.

The mini Nar Shadaa is available if somebody wants it...my Agents are keeping Obi- Wan Kenobi.
Featuring Schrödinger’s Dress, which my Agents will trade if they get a good offer, and the Hostile Hostel.

Which is to say, if you do a mission, and that continuum doesn't have a mini, you get to decide what the mini is.