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Welcome, welcome to you, PVOD.
I hope your stay is less traumatising than it promises to be.
...what?

BTW, will your Agents be in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I salute you as a sister - that is, as if you were a sister, not as if I was your sister, or maybe the first one, or maybe both...

Hang on, let me start over. I'm Cassie, and I am overenthusiastic. I welcome you into our ranks and hope that you don't miss your sanity too much. Here is your gift of greeting; a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

See you around!

Somehow I don't think a personal remote activator will do the trick...

How would we stop the Imperial Navy fleet from going trigger-happy? A third OOU fleet, while good for the lulz, might result in Bad Things happening...

Welcome to the PPC! Be peaceful, sister, for it is righteous. I gift you with a shiny bit of crystal and some chai tea. Use them well. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* I think you'll find you're better off without it.
And aren't ferrets "sharp knife/sword-like objects" anyway?
-Mad Maudlin

I think a really big portal would be a reasonable approach.

If you need persuasive power, you could always borrow/hijack an Imperial Navy fleet from 40k - as long as you set the rules to Battlefleet Gothic instead of fluff-verse, they're just as good as Chaos.

"Overall, I am a self-proclaimed tomboy nerd with a love of sharp knife/sword-like objects, ferrets, and large birds of prey."


...I think I'm going to like you.

I'm new here, too. Welcome to the Headquarters. If you watch a lot of Happy Tree Friends, you are probably very qualified as an Assassin. In many places it is frowned upon to use a potato peeler as a lethal weapon, but not here.

On a completely unrelated topic, I offer you a potato peeler. Make good use of it.

*hands over a prinny suit* These are very good items in RPG settings, give you the urge to say 'dood' at the end of every sentence, and are made of pure win.

Where I was probably going to send my agents in is during the capture of the Exodar (i.e. when it was still part of Tempest Keep).  The Sue does dumb things that by rights should get her killed...and which would have if the Nicest Eredar Evar™ hadn't taken a shine to her.

I figured it's easy enough to kill the Vindicator!Sam in the heat of the battle (right now, I'm thinking it involves a crossbow).  The Eredar!Sam has to die before he can save the Sue's life.

Yeah, blood elf disguise (and one of the agents—who, ironically, is stated to play blood elves in WoW—grumbles about it).  There's a scene in the story where all three objectives are in the same place at the same time, and killing the Eredar!Sam would also make the Sue's survival unlikely.

The Eredar!Sam doesn't seem to have the good sense to cast spells (in the final battle, his solution seems to be just to increase his size and kick the Vindicator!Sam a few times) until the last moment (when he puts some kind of curse on the Sue that blinds her and makes her cry oh-so-dramatic bloody tears).

I'm sure that you can steal them somewhere. Wowwiki (and the fanfic, 'Travels through Azeroth and Outland') says that there are many Vindicators around the Exodar, if you're planning to take the fic with the Dranei Sue.

I think that any sort of excessive force would do (it's a method I used in the final blood elf mission). You have to stop it from casting spells though, Blood elf disguise?

with some of it. "Snapping back into place" and all of that could take care of at least some of your problems... unless it's so badly abused it doesn't know what's what. I'm not sure. It's not the sort of scale I usually tackle on a job.

To use for catching random moments of sleep between missions.

I see you've already been given The Links, so I'll just limit myself to a friendly "hello!" and wave a little flag for the Department of Mary Sues. *waves flag*

Welcome a'Board! Have a bottle of Bleeprin (you'll need it) a keg of Bleepka (see above), and a mongoose! ...On second thought, *looks at name* have a whisk and a sentient towel.

Another Tamora Pierce fan! Sweet! Just out of curiosity, why limited to Tortall? I've always preferred the Circle books, myself. My agents welcome you, as do I! There's a lot of interesting 'fics there to be dealt with. And when I say interesting, I mean they will make your eyelids twitch lovely and wonderful. As an aside, have you heard of Steelsings? It's a fairly good roleplay (or at least it used to be, I don't know how true that is now), and you meet a lot of cool people.

Anyway, welcome to the Board! Feel free to leave your sanity at the door-- most of us do.

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks eggs, author wraiths, and spambots! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

Welcome to the PPC. You should check out the PPC Wiki at
http://www.wikia.com/wiki/ProtectorsofthePlotContinuum
and also read the original adventures http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/ppc.html
It's great to meet you :)

Ahem. Is this thing on?

Random background voice: Yeah. You're good.

Sweet! Yes, my name is PitViperOfDoom, known on FF.Net as Adderstar of ValorClan, and on DA as av-marten.

I implore you to disbelieve any government agencies that tell you otherwise.

I am a devoted fan of such book series as Redwall (though I have yet to read the latest book), Warriors (as you may tell from my FF.net pen name), Artemis Fowl (though I have yet to read the latest book), The Mistmantle Chronicles, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, HP, and Tamora Pierce, though pretty much exclusively to Tortall in regards to the lattermost one.

There was even a point in my life where I loved Cyrano de Bergerac a little bit too much.

Though, one thing you must know about me is that I harbor an unhealthy obsession with the show Happy Tree Friends (and I MEAN unhealthy obsession), and spend much of my time either drawing/writing fanart/fiction, or giggling at it like a small child poking a dead fish with a stick. At times I can be a total, shameless fangirl, though I try not to let this get in the way of how I write. (If there's one thing I hate, it's a self-insert whose sole purpose is to bash/seduce a canon character.)

Overall, I am a self-proclaimed tomboy nerd with a love sharp knife/sword-like objects, ferrets, and large birds of prey.

I already have a couple of agents planned, too.

I'm not being sarcastic here, it's a solution I think could be tried. If you could make a portal big enough, you could just portal the fleets and other canons back to their home continua.

So I can pretty much make one up, then? Because quite a few minis are created (at least two for Colonel Potter in the first couple paragraphs), and I'd never seen a M*A*S*H mission so I had no idea if the continua had a set mini. Much obliged.

And if someone has created minis for either fandom and failed to post it, that's not your fault. The PPC isn't exactly known for internal consistency anyway :p