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Add the Jedi turning a blind eye to her converting to the Potentium heresy, her immunity to falling, and a suspected date mix-up and we have a serious problem.

I suppose her vibroblade could have been painted green...I suppose it'll turn into a lightsaber and back or something. Any ideas on how the vibroblade would work from the Agents' POV?

But, yes, you probably are a bit too young. But then again, I started plotting a fairly graphic rape scene for Shattered World earlier this year and I'm only seventeen, so I'm not much better. :P

I really need to find the DVDs again. I haven't watched Die Hard in ages. Stupid mothers who won't let you watch 18-rated films even though you're old enough and have been watching them since you were seven.

My family's definition of a Christmas movie doesn't seem to involve guns, explosions and swearing. Christmas Day in our house always involves guns, explosions and swearing though.

...my only domesticated animals are foster bunnies, and they are cute and disdainful.

And some pugs are cute, if you can ignore the fact that they are also mad.
Thirteen, going on fourteen.

Great song!
I got headphones for Chanukah. And a cool bag with a dragony-Balrogy-demonic thing on it.

And on a personal note, thank you for picking a Slash story to PPC that I can actually read.

hS

Happy holidays to you too, miss cam.

What is it that qualifies a Christmas movie, but the fact that it's set at Christmas? Home Alone's a Christmas movie, the only reason it's so is because it's set at Christmas.

Welcome to the Die Hard Christmas fray, my friend. :P

I'm not alone in the world! Certain people I know insist that being set at Christmas does not qualify it as a Christmas movie.

sounded like the Satanist's Bible to me. Aren't Wiccans supposed to be all love and puppies? (And generally nutters, but whatever)

That'd probably have the answer...

Upon trawling through Board pages I missed: That would be me, and it would be the one Agent Paddlebrains was newbie!shepherd for.

Third best Christmas movie ever (following Noise and Die Hard).

Sky Bison?

Want some Anti-Lustin Chocolates?

...when it comes to their children.
And I do believe Eragon was (originally, at least) published by Christopher Paolini's parents. (And please, someone, correct me if I'm wrong.)

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a pair of shiny new agents to you:

Shoshana Sanu
http://agentfiveclawed.livejournal.com/#entry4528

Izel
<a href="http://agentfiveclawed.livejournal.com/#entry4827">http://agentfiveclawed.livejournal.com/#entry4827

And a writing sample for your perusal:
<a href="http://agentfiveclawed.livejournal.com/#entry4903">http://agentfiveclawed.livejournal.com/#entry4903

And, last but not least, the fic I intend to spork in the future. It probably won't make your eyes bleed, like many of the other fics you find in Bad Slash, but it always makes me want to kick puppies whenever I read it. So I thought I'd get it off my back immediately.
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3709995/1/The%3Cb%3ERoad%3Cb%3Eto%3Cb%3ERedemption%3Cb%3E">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3709995/1/The%3Cb%3ERoad%3Cb%3Eto%3Cb%3ERedemption%3C_b%3E

Lastly, on a completely different topic, all of my PPC writings are posted to my blog along with some old poetry I wrote back in high school. I'd appreciate it if some of you took the time to look them over and tell me what you honestly think. (Normally I wouldn't plug here, but I'm trying to cut down on my extraneous posting.)

Probably is Gabriel, then. He's known for poetry (especially in the Islamic tradition as Djibril) as well as the "appear, astound/frighten, and proclaim" routine. He was one of Jeanne d'Arc's buddies.

I saw "Toil and Trouble," but I've already got two (more) Shakespeare PPCs and a P+P one in the works for Agent Glass to get through. I can put it back on my list, if you want. Agent Glass (formerly) worked in the (now-defunct) English Classics Division of the DMS, so I've been writing up old mission reports. Only one finished so far, for a "Much Ado" fic. http://www.freewebs.com/ppc23/prequelmissionlog1.htm

I don't care if he's out of copyright, I'm still doing missions when they mess around with the Bard.

Let her be eaten slowly by the Mirkwood spiders/Shelob. That's pretty painful, from all accounts. Though they may be overfed from all the Legolas-'sues.

That is NOT what a vibroblade is, stupid, stupid Mary-Sue thing! They are not curvy lightsabers, as EVERY EFFING SMUGGLER and HIS AUNTY run around with them! They are KNIVES that VIBRATE on a high frequency, making them cut better, hence the NAME. They also do not "cut through durasteel like butter" and they do not "fade" when not in use. And you are NOT the Force-possessed daughter of Qui-Gon Jinn, you horrible bint!

Get it killed! Space the little schutta.

Except whomever published Ergaon. That terminal lapse in judgement aside, Shakespeare has enough of a reputation among academics that I doubt it'll actually happen. Still, I have that sledgehammer ready to smack the Ironic-Over Power if need be.