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Good luck! *toasts*

*offers celebratory drinks*

May you live long and prosper, and all that stuff.

Aranox doesn't seem to be an actual Haloverse planet. I'd suggest glassing it while yelling out the charge list into a giant speaker.

Oh, and http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4673294/1/TwinSpartans

The UnCanon, it burns... 14-year-old twins who become Spartans. The worst part? They're apparently born with the qualities of the Spartans. Yes, that's right. They have the exact same augmentations through natural means. Blatant Stuism, and absolutely horrible biology. Do me a favor and poke around until you find the coordinates for the Cut Content, then feed 'em to the Flood Juggernaut.

Another one: <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4444991/1/DreamCatcher">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4444991/1/Dream_Catcher

Horrible grammar. The Elite in the first chapter (which was uploaded twice, by the way) says “c'mon dun be like dat". Yes, that was a copypasted quote. Extra Spartan Mary-Sue, as there was no Maya-101 in canon. The author names the Arbiter Lazaro. Stupid, because she made an effort to make her own profile name sound like valid Sangheili. Oh, and he's completely OOC. You could drop her off the tallest point in High Charity, that would be fun...

*wishes there were more than three PPCrs in her country*

Good luck to you!

Jelous, I want some jolly lass to suggle up with in this cold time of the year. My computer just doesn:t cut it.

Leto, unhappily single

Ah, well. It's certainly not a bad thing. :D Congradulations, you two! We're all very happy for you!

But 7k words is just above average for me. But then, I tend to pick up Suefics that are very long themselves. Working on a Suefic now that is 71 pages. I guess that would make it about 30k words.

Haha, that's Tasmin's gimmick: she knows everything that you (at least I) can find on the Internet.

Good for you. ^_^ My girlfriend just pats me on the head and tells me I'm cute and out-geeking her again...

Hurr hurr. ^_^ I'll take links to any good stuff at http://hsavinien.livejournal.com I'm a member of a med. lit lj slash community, but there hasn't been any badfic as all the writers are at least competent.

*pops open the Bleepagne* Here's to the PPC's newest couple.

Hey everyone, hope y'all are doing well. Holiday season and all that. Hope this isn't a bother, but Sara and I just wanted to make a quick announcement. She and I have just got together, with help from a friend who we had both gone to for advice on the matter (much to our embarassment, they had apparently figured that a sledgehammer would work better when we had requested a scalpel, to be metaphorical about it), and in the excitement figured that an announcement might be in order. Again, I hope this doesn't bother you lot, and that you don't think of us as whoring for attention or anything, we just thought it was a good idea at the time. Best wishes for the holidays, everybody.

I can offer up my three Agents. They're the original video gaming Agents, so they have a good stash of weapons from almost any game you can think of, from Halo to Legend of Zelda. Not so sure how well we'd write joint missions, since I'm in Australia and I assume you're an American, but we could give it a try eventually.
But anyways, weapons, power-ups and such are available from RC #1010

I'll give you a shout if we find any horrible Gawain porn then.

If there is potential for misery and/or explosions, the Narrative Laws of Comedy with make sure it happens.

For the most part, the Abhorsen fandom is filled with short oneshots and lots and lots of OCs. Some are good, and others are... not.

I know "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight," if that's what you're referring to. Nume would be glad to help out if Trojie refuses, I'm sure. (By which I of course mean that I'd enjoy inflicting it on him.) And I'm guessing you'd thwap me enough that things would actually get done in a timely manner, too. ^_^;

~Neshomeh, who has a series of failed co-writes on her hard drive.

Agent Trojie will be SO confused it isn't funny.

As Trojie said, the Smurf is my ex-housemate. First name starts with S and surname's Murphy, hence the nickname. Most definitely not my favourite person.

I'm resisting Twilight too. I suspect I'll be forced to read it eventually though, by the friend who made me read a Laurell K Hamilton just so she had someone to snark about it with. Now that's what I call traumatising.

You could always ease yourself in gently with the DBS. There seems to be two types of badslash: hideously OOC anf fluffy or wangsty; or extremely graphic and featuring rape. Start with the first kind, they're a lot easier. The second kind will break your brain.

And knight-slash is always good. Except when it's Bad, of course. Hmm. Remind me to ask Inept if she's ever come across any really truly awful Gawain slash, 'cause that could be fun.

I almost missed it, actually - I was all ready to conk her over the head as she turned around from defying it, and then I re-read that section and went "Wait a minute... that's not right..."

It's common sense, really; you're going to fight an opponent who would happily kill you, you wear your gorram armor.

RPG-style dreams? o.O Now I've heard everything. =P

Unless my memory is that bad? Yes, yes it's that long. *Shudders* The hotmail will be good-but once I have a computer again. Right now I'm stuck with gmail and googledocs.

(Oh, it hurts us--but not as much as we'll hurt it. *Hands twitch*)

Anyway, sent you a chat invite on Gmail. *Bounces happily*

Holy seal guardians. That's a lot. *gulp* Two full teams is sounding like an awesome idea. Even then, judicious use of plotholes and RAs is probably in order.

Well, I had a gmail... but I losted it. *sniffle* Well, when in doubt, create a new one - one that actually looks like it might be me! =P makari.crow@gmail.com. I have a hotmail too, but if we're googledoccing it, then we should only need the gmail.

(Kratos/Lloyd slash. It hurts us, precious...)

Which doesn't help, when my Agents' first mission was for FFVII. I decided to stick with a Mini-Moogle, especially since the mini in question was of Sephiroth.