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It should be 'are'. In any case, Mini-Nightbringers rock!

But Mini-Nightbringers are a good idea, though.

However, it dosen't mean that my Temp. Dishwasher/Future Agent is going to age a bit. Oh, and I don't want a party, feast, banquet, or any gathering of more than two people with food, party hats, and gifts. What I want is for people to actally remember that I have a LiveJournal, and comment on it once in a while. Can't the Wik have some (platonic) love?

*waves enthusiastically* Is a box of miscellaneous biscuits acceptable?

Well, the bit about being bitten can kind of put off some people…

I'm not familiar with Moonlight, but maybe I could help with the others.

Maybe mini-Wolves for Twilight?

Ooh, Dracula's a toughie. Mini-Wolves would be appropriate for that fandom, too. I actually do like the Mini-Renfields, though. Ooh, I know! Mini-VanHelsings! *snicker*

I'm so happy we got this much done. Boogey and I collaborated on this part but the majority of the writing is his. The next part will be mostly my doing and will be up NOT a year from now, but much sooner. Boogey will come up with deadlines for me and will punish me if I don't meet them. And not in the sexy hunkydory punishment way because that's not the way Boogeyman and I do things.

We love you all like crazy, and we ought to post on the boards more often instead of lurking like we do and we know that. And therefore, we welcome concrit in all its forms.

Much love and hugs,
Mystia

For those of you who remember, Mystia and I took on a mission a while back and promptly proceeded to procrastinate like the wind. Approximately a year later we got back to it, and lo and behold the first part (split in two, because livejournal is like that) is already written up and ready for your viewing.

http://mysticcreep.livejournal.com/907.html
The first half of the first part

http://mysticcreep.livejournal.com/1264.html
The second half of the first part

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2761420/1/ExpecttheUnexpected
The target

Enjoy the fireworks, kids =D

I can vouch for that last bit. You may be dragged into conversations with both me and July, in which case there will be less biting and more pleasant conversation. XD

It's like a slightly smaller fuzzy yak thing, but with huge spiky horns and a taste for sausages. And it's blue. That too. It was spawned by a spambot consistently spelling "your" as "ypur," to ward off the incoming question.

*platonic glomf*

SealRat, whom I know, decided she wants to make Kip's partner-agent person, so I hope that's cleared up. As for Yuki, I intend to create her a partner at some point, though I'm not sure about what kind of partner just yet. I do not wish at all to be one of the three-stories drop authors, especially since there are so many badfics out there.

Is it all clear now? I feel like I can handle two Agents working in different areas. I like both characters, only they wouldn't work too well together...

*is frantic* Er, Sedri? I'm so sorry -- I read the approximately-essay and I liked it, but I never let you know...

*thinks* For some reason "Fanfiction: the Good, the Bad, and the Really Weird" is the only thing my brain will produce. And I'm pro'ly too late anyway. But maybe that'll help.

C

Mini-Renfields a la Dracula: Dead and Loving It would be awesome, I think, but I can think of a few other ideas.

I think the original Dracula-type vampires could turn into wolves, or at least had some kind of power over them, so that's an idea. (Though wolves have enough of a bad reputation as it is. {= P )

What about mini-fangs? Little sets of vampire jaws that would float or hop around and bite people?

Mini-suns? Or mini-whatever-else-hurts-the-native-vampires? Because we all know the 'Sues will be vampires themselves more often than not.

I don't know Moonlight or Twilight, so that's the best I can do.

~Neshomeh

Well, I'm sure of the pirate, anyway. See?

~Neshomeh, who often confuses words that start with the same letter.

Lurkers unite. :P

HP, House, and Twilight, huh... interesting assortment you've got there. *evil chuckles*

I like that banner. Where can I get one for myself? I'll pay you in sugar... *offers pixie stix* 'Cause chaos is fun.

Noting that there is no mini species for WH40k, nor any Fanfiction University for the setting, I would like to propose the mini species for WH40k be mini-Nightbringers, and apologize in advance for any people or stars it should consume. I can provide a link to the fic featuring Taildeer, the first known specimen, if the board wishes for confirmation-I am writing a pre-mission story for my prospective Agents, which will include a briefing on known hazards and fauna of badfic.

Sedri already gave you wiki link.

Prepare to be assaulted in other linkage ways.

First off, let me introduce you to the FAQ for the Board, it is rather handy for a newbie like yourself, and I promise it shouldn't eat you or give you rabies (that's me). Please to be making sure to read the Board Constitution (Wiki link here, Oddlots copy is up at top of Board) too.

Here is the infamous Araeph's The List of Everything PPC, it is really quite shiny. There's also the Complete List of PPC Fiction, and I personally heartily recommend reading several of the longer spin off series (I would give a few examples here but it is half past midnight as I write this and my brain is currently on holiday) to get a feel for things before you try reading things like Huinesoron's more serious PPC stuff- Reorganisation and Crashing Down - because while fantastic, both're confusing for newbie brains.

Now, beyond that, I'll give some handy advice.

Don't be afraid of the oldbies - they don't bite (that's me that bites, and I'm not an oldbie, and I'm sure they'll find a muzzle and will provide you with rabies shots afterwards), definitely post so that we can get a feel for you, and all in all have fun and don't take everything seriously (well, very seriously at any rate. Serious is allowed, so long as you don't take it too far).

Another handy bit of advice is that you, as a newbie, should not be left alone with me at all, so I welcome you to break that dire warning and IM me or something. fairladypsyche on YIM and AIM and with @hotmail.com suffix for MSN (and JulyFlame-at-gmail.com for Gtalk if you'd rather). To be truthful, no one should be left alone with me at all, and I'm sure a few of my victims friends will come along, spy this, and be honest and agree and warn you, which will do nothing but get you curious and end up leading you into a trap.

Welcome! And no, we don't waste much time. Good to meet you! *shakes hand dramatically*

Hmmm... I don't see July with her usual Plateful Of Links yet, so I'll give you the basic one - the PPC wiki, here (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki) - and let her take care of the rest.

*big grin* I'm well used to insane people-my friends in the Real World are textbook lunatics. Not to mention that once you have accepted the fact that normalcy is only state of mind, anything goes. ;D

Bonjour! nuqneH! "Hello" in any other language of your choice!

I give you a Tribble and- well, I think I ought to skip the chocolate in this case. Have some Bleep-products instead. Just don't feed the Tribble too much.

The Harry Potter fandom highly approves of your assistance (or at least, I do on behalf of it).

My final gift is a sharp, pointed, and shiny object of your choice.

Welcome. :)

Oh, and I approve of your banner.