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...how Rhapsody sings a song and suddenly everything's peachy.

Yeah, Rhapsody's a HUGE canon-Sue. As is Ashe/Sam.

BBQ, huh? >:3

...the Time-Paradox thing with Meridion. And the crawling from one side of the earth to the other on a tree root.

...the Regaining of the Virginity made me do a double-take, then slam the book against my head. I mean...WTF? And then the whole "I can manipulate water so I shall use it as a sex toy" thing...still can't decide whether to laugh or cry.

Not in the books, anyway. Can't say for the movies.

So, what do you hope you'll never, ever see?

*weeps* It was such a nice story. A little light of LotR goodfic in an endless darkness of badfic.
So, if you haven't read the fic already, READ IT NOW!!!
Okay, NOW Panic
And its awesome prdecessor, Don't Panic!

[/pimping other people's awesome stories]

...unless the multiverse's deity/deities/what-have-you were feeling particularly mischevious, or maybe they decided to get roaring drunk, or...whatever.
But if they are sane, they generally wouldn't do that. Unless the canonical in question was protected by an OFU, or a member of the Canon Protection Initiative. *grin*

But I won't swear my life by it.

At the same time, it does sound fun. Sort of like what we do for FanficLand, right?

I feel like this is going to be TrainWreck Syndrome, but... yeah, it does sound fun!

Just try not to fire them near me. I'm kind of allergic to being vaporised/shredded.

Just imagine facing them down raw.

I was reading through the archives of Weepingcock on LJ and someone mentioned a thread at the GodAwful FanFiction Board called "It Could Be Worse", where people posted ideas for terrifyingly bad fanfic which (thankfully) hadn't been used yet.

I propose that we play a variation of this. We come up with ideas for godawful badfic premises/descriptions/OC names/Sue origin stories/pairings/whatever that we haven't seen. Others then either try to find a fic involving that concept, or write a short ficlet involving it. If they choose to write one, it could either be parody badfic, or an attempt to make the concept work.

Anyone want to play?

So whatever went wrong, it wasn't radioactive mutation.

Have a combat spork, and a guide to Mary Sues.

Oh yeah, and Drake tosses in his do it yourself mary sue barbuce kit. please don't ask. Naomi is making him give his away. don;t ask about that either.

Here.

Rabies.

Happy Birthday.

that's good to hear. given Kit's senstive nose, any cooking experiments migth knock him out before it gets started. and Am sure we don;t want that.

Besides, we don;t want ot break any geneva convention regarding the food, now do we?

Although, as long as the planned crazy cooking experiment does not empower the students in any way, then it;s fine.

I needed a new alarm clock!

*guides you over to the party*

(http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ is to what I am referring. I recommend "Inspiration v Perspiration".)