If you do get a LotR assignment...well I'm a Tolkien freak and so are plenty of others on this board. We'll help you out, for sure. Just tell us. :)
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I can tell. by
on 2008-09-18 01:54:00 UTC
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Re: And I suppose normal Mary Sues won't stand a chance. by
on 2008-09-18 01:40:00 UTC
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Believe me, such weapons are necessary. WH40k takes place on a scale unlike most: it is entirely likely there will be not one Mary Sue, but an entire regiment of them, and removing non-canonical planets from the WH40k universe does demand planet-killing weapons, which are fortunately in abundance-any midsize starship (at least those of the Imperium of Man) has planet-killing weapons aboard, and the Imperial Inquisition has the authority to declare an order of Exterminatus, no questions asked-it's the reason I chose the Inquisition to represent the war against badfic spreading to 40k. Crossovers, you are warned.
However, while my specialization lies in Warhammer 40,000, I am also versed in several other continuums, and will happily undertake assignments against the following:
Star Trek
Star Wars
Harry Potter
The Inheritance Cycle (don't ask)
Baldur's Gate/Dungeons and Dragons in general
Exception: Lord of the Rings. Loved the movies, but it's been a long time since I've read the books. If I ever recieve a request to do a LotR assignment (i.e. heavier weapons than normal are needed), I would require assistance.
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And I suppose normal Mary Sues won't stand a chance. by
on 2008-09-18 01:31:00 UTC
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Intresting weapons. *iz in awe*
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Re: Oh, yes you did. *sigh* by
on 2008-09-18 01:28:00 UTC
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The male of the two Agents I'm considering, tentatively named Nathanos, may be something of an exception-he's definitely well built, but he also has bionic augmentation due to injuries sustained before being referred to the Ordo Hydra, also known tentatively as the Warhammer 40,000 division (So named because for every head of the Ordo's target you destroy, three more arise). Probably at least an obvious bionic hand-maybe a full arm.
Current standard armament for him is a plasma pistol and a daemonhammer (extra-large hammer, blessed for the purpose of destroying daemons, which I believe Sues count as). However, given the scope of 40k, and thus 40k badfic, destruction of the non-canon elements may require additional firepower, which is why I'm considering leasing a Blackstone Fortress from Abaddon the Despoiler for planet-killing purposes. 40k won't miss a random planet. Or even a lot of random planets.
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Oh, yes you did. *sigh* by
on 2008-09-18 01:13:00 UTC
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Girls get more defensive of their lust object. That's one reason. And a lot of the males at HQ are supposedly good-looking and well built (Agent Suicide and ex-Agent Daffyd come to mind), so...
Bolter shells? Antilustin-Pattern? Awesome!
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Re: Hey, thank you! by
on 2008-09-18 00:55:00 UTC
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I always keep a fire extinguisher on hand. For application to my brain when reading badfic, if nothing else.
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Re: Actually, you'll need them anyways. by
on 2008-09-18 00:53:00 UTC
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Fangirls getting desperate for love/lust? Does this mean I may have doomed myself upon identifying myself as male? I was aware the gender ratio of this place was rather skewed...
Thank you for the warning and the gift. I will hand the flowers over to the Adeptus Mechanicus to see if they can process it and integrate it into bolter shells. Antilustin-Pattern ammunition may be a valuable tool indeed..
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I can do polite. by
on 2008-09-18 00:50:00 UTC
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And I did notice after I left my message that it's been a few months since the story was posted. I'll be good. {= )
I look forward to the mission, too.
~Neshomeh
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Sara, how do you do the cross out thingy? (nm) by
on 2008-09-17 23:46:00 UTC
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Actually, you'll need them anyways. by
on 2008-09-17 23:45:00 UTC
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Fangirls that are getting really desperate for love (read: lust)is one thing to fear. And Agent Luxury is pretty bad too (I belive she seems to have the mind of Cho Chang from C*o C*a*g's D*s*r*s...either that or she just doesn't care, as long as she got laid).
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Re: Agent Dante Alighieri? by
on 2008-09-17 22:42:00 UTC
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Or perhaps he could be adopted as a patron saint of PPC-the saint of retribution.
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Yes, I do... by
on 2008-09-17 22:19:00 UTC
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...and I don't think I've got the right to forbid you from reviewing (heck, I'm the one killing it) but make it a polite reality check, if you can.
Look on the bright side- it hasn't been updated; maybe Suethor saw the error of her ways.
And I plan to make it into a rather grand adventure (well, not grand for poor Teek, as her problems are just getting worse). ^-^
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Hey, thank you! by
on 2008-09-17 21:36:00 UTC
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This might actually be the most helpful thing I've ever gotten here.
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Agent Dante Alighieri? by
on 2008-09-17 21:20:00 UTC
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For an action department, as he was an expert in making the punishment fit the crime.
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Re: okay by
on 2008-09-17 18:51:00 UTC
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We regret to report that the local branch office of the Imperial Inquisition, Ordo Hydra, is currently under construction. Installation of such a sub-sector would require the approval of higher-ups in the PPC. However, it is tentatively proposed to be a subdivision of the DAVD.
When complete, 40k-grade armaments may or may not be made available upon request. The phrase "overkill" comes to mind at the suggestion of introducing 40k-grade armaments to other continuums.
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understood by
on 2008-09-17 18:38:00 UTC
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Good luck with those. Still, if any space wolves are harmed by a badfic, pleae let me know. would definately want to put the hurt on the sue.
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okay by
on 2008-09-17 18:37:00 UTC
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Drake still has a lot to learn. he was a Cute Animal Friend before becming humanoid, and a sue's pet at that, so he doesn;t get what most of us get. And he will try the cuteness stares to get what he wants.
Naomi, who's frmo teh real world, would not mind several of teh needlers, or poison injectors they have. don;t remember the exact names, but if you give me a moment, coudl find out from the inquisitor 40k roleplay game.
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Re: nice charges by
on 2008-09-17 18:36:00 UTC
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As I said, it was a small sample. I'm well aware that physics work the way the Orks think it does, and much more besides.
I will be fine on my own-I work best solo, and I've been sketching out the Agents.
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nice charges by
on 2008-09-17 18:29:00 UTC
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what abotu the evil primarchs? Magnus the red coudl feasibly return, and some of the others, i think.
And willing to help out, if you wish.
Don;'t forget not using proper Orky Technology. IIRCl ethey have a feidl that defies the laws of physcics.
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Re: Ahhh by
on 2008-09-17 18:13:00 UTC
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I'm working on it, but the main charges are looking to be crossovers (some exceptions: 40k is insane enough that only badly written/out of character crossovers will be considered), bad slash, plot armour above and beyond the call of duty, and the biggest, most overreaching category of charges: fluff rape.
A small sample of fluff rape charges:
- The Void Dragon awakening (heck, the Void Dragon doing anything besides sleeping, period).
- Necrons talking under anything but very rare circumstances.
- Reverse-engineering Necron technology
- Human/Xenos love affairs
- Human/Xenos crossbreeds
- Female Astartes
- Evil Sororitas (Well, *more* evil Sororitas who haven't become generic Lost And The Damned)
- Chaos Marines redeeming themselves into the Emperor's service.
- The two missing primarchs. Period.
- Any primarchs returning
- Orks not talkin Orky.
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Hmmmm by
on 2008-09-17 17:46:00 UTC
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Well, teh Sisters of Battle are humans, and they can handle bolt pistols, but then, it is the power armor that helps, IIRC.
As for Drake, he's an anthro fox from an anime continuum,, was a CAF, so he migt have enough anime physics around him to allow him to fire it.