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I'm working on it, but the main charges are looking to be crossovers (some exceptions: 40k is insane enough that only badly written/out of character crossovers will be considered), bad slash, plot armour above and beyond the call of duty, and the biggest, most overreaching category of charges: fluff rape.

A small sample of fluff rape charges:

- The Void Dragon awakening (heck, the Void Dragon doing anything besides sleeping, period).
- Necrons talking under anything but very rare circumstances.
- Reverse-engineering Necron technology
- Human/Xenos love affairs
- Human/Xenos crossbreeds
- Female Astartes
- Evil Sororitas (Well, *more* evil Sororitas who haven't become generic Lost And The Damned)
- Chaos Marines redeeming themselves into the Emperor's service.
- The two missing primarchs. Period.
- Any primarchs returning
- Orks not talkin Orky.

Well, teh Sisters of Battle are humans, and they can handle bolt pistols, but then, it is the power armor that helps, IIRC.


As for Drake, he's an anthro fox from an anime continuum,, was a CAF, so he migt have enough anime physics around him to allow him to fire it.

Makes sense. Besies, you avhe the sisters of battle and there faith abilities.

So, you have come up with a dgeneral charghe list for the warhammer 40k universe yet?

Srue that redeeming the gods of Cahos are high on teh list?

Save us from arrogant, pretentious nitwits!

Do you have a copy saved? Can I leave a scathing review? No flames, but this person badly needs a reality check.

~Neshomeh, who used to talk down to the readers in her early years, but never on this scale.

True enough. Thank you for your gift-I have no doubt it will be put to good use.

What I've given you should do for the smaller stuff, though.

Depends. You Astartes or can bend the laws of physics enough? An unmodified bolt pistol once shattered an ordinary human's shoulder from the recoil, IIRC.

I'll certainly give you an email for female Marines, and yes, it's because the enhancement program works with male hormones, but I probably won't be doing much Mary Sue assassination-this is 40k. Bending the laws of physics to accomodate the protagonist's latest feat is not only expected, it's canon. Gary Stu is canon, because pretty much everyone is Gary Stu to a greater or lesser degre. To destroy characters for that is to assault a time-honored tradition of the Black Library and 40k fanfic.

My hunts will likely focus on egregious fluff rape (such as female Space Marines, and at least one fic I once read where Necrons joined the Tau) and badslash (yes, there's some in 40k).

basically just a split and turner. you impale your dead sue, and roast over a fire. Let's jsut say on one of the missions, we kill a very annoying sweet pet thing, and DRake decides to have a BBQ. OF cortus,e we migth drown teh kitten thing in BBQ SAuce, instead of water. or woudl marinade better better to drown it in?

can I requistion a bolt rifle and a set of tactial dreadnaught armor, aka Terminator armour?

only one request. Let me help with any SPace Wolve sues, okay? And any female SPace Marines/. I know it is sexist, p[erhaps, BUT ONLY MALES ARE SPACE MARINES!!!! The genetic enhancements only work with the Y chromosome I think.


Also, if you want help, Willing ot help. I am a warhammer 40k fan, if you can't guess.

my email is dms22@njit.edu, if you want to contact me.

Ah, thank you for correcting me. Please don't hesitate to do so when I make mistakes.

*Realizes he has lost track of where he was going and now is lost somewhere in the depths of madness-or HQ*

Can't say much that hasn't already been said-it was good stuff.

*Sends a free chainsword*

Not sure why-I am a male writer. The only women about are xenos (filth, fit only for annihilation), Sisters of Battle (liable to turn you into a meat candle at the slightest provocation), Inquisitors (liable to turn you into a meat candle at the slightest provocation, but only after excruciating torture), adepts of the Adeptus Mechanicus (robo-girls aren't my thing), and female troopers in the Imperial Guard (fraternization within the ranks is discouraged).

Granted, anti-lustin lilies would be much more useful to a female writer in the 40k setting.

You'll need them! I only learned about Warhammer 40000 from Wikipedia and TvTropes, but I kow you'll need them.

Well, since a branch of the Inquisition might be setting up shop here in the near future, I can always requisition a chainsword for you-chainswords are standard equipment for Imperial officers. Personally, I'm taking a daemonhammer as my weapon of choice.

Think this is rated for dealing with melta weapons, too? Melta weapons can best be described as anti-tank flamethrowers...

*Presents a belated birthday present: an industrial-size fire extinguisher*

"Requiem for Methuselah" stuck in my head. I've got TOS on DVD, but haven't been too impressed with the episodes I've seen. *cough*Picard can beat up Kirk any day*cough*

I suppose that it might have randomly stuck in my subconsious and came out as Methusel, but Methusel is hardly the longest living horse in the world. I think he's about five when he runs into a pike.

"And, after all, living 969 years is an impressive enough accomplishment that the name's crept out into our culture."

Yeah, I find that age hard to believe though. What with modern humans being very lucky if they hit 110 even with all our medical advances.

a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny.

Oh, and the minis aren't bit characters, they're miniature monsters from the continuum the cam from. If they were Lily's, then they'd have been Narnian dragons and LOTR Balrogs.

Just in case you weren't aware.

Come on, tell me how it's made. :D