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(Stormsong, Drake, Redd, and Milask. Moses doesn't count in this context because he's only a couple of days old.)

My hitlist is already filling out nicely-I intend to hit Squad Broken, for one: the squickiest, most infamous WH40k "fanfic" ever to grace the general awareness of the 40k community. Really fairly tame compared to some things *coughcelebriancoughchochangcough* around here, but the 40k community normally prides itself on the general absence of slash, smutfic, etc.

Once the Ordo Hydra has finished setting up shop, however, WH40k-grade weapons will be made available to Agents upon request, assuming the flowers and senior agents do not shoot the idea down. I believe the Department of Geographical Aberrations in particular might appreciate having access to methods for erasing continents or entire planets in one strike.

If you do get a LotR assignment...well I'm a Tolkien freak and so are plenty of others on this board. We'll help you out, for sure. Just tell us. :)

Believe me, such weapons are necessary. WH40k takes place on a scale unlike most: it is entirely likely there will be not one Mary Sue, but an entire regiment of them, and removing non-canonical planets from the WH40k universe does demand planet-killing weapons, which are fortunately in abundance-any midsize starship (at least those of the Imperium of Man) has planet-killing weapons aboard, and the Imperial Inquisition has the authority to declare an order of Exterminatus, no questions asked-it's the reason I chose the Inquisition to represent the war against badfic spreading to 40k. Crossovers, you are warned.

However, while my specialization lies in Warhammer 40,000, I am also versed in several other continuums, and will happily undertake assignments against the following:

Star Trek
Star Wars
Harry Potter
The Inheritance Cycle (don't ask)
Baldur's Gate/Dungeons and Dragons in general

Exception: Lord of the Rings. Loved the movies, but it's been a long time since I've read the books. If I ever recieve a request to do a LotR assignment (i.e. heavier weapons than normal are needed), I would require assistance.

Intresting weapons. *iz in awe*

The male of the two Agents I'm considering, tentatively named Nathanos, may be something of an exception-he's definitely well built, but he also has bionic augmentation due to injuries sustained before being referred to the Ordo Hydra, also known tentatively as the Warhammer 40,000 division (So named because for every head of the Ordo's target you destroy, three more arise). Probably at least an obvious bionic hand-maybe a full arm.

Current standard armament for him is a plasma pistol and a daemonhammer (extra-large hammer, blessed for the purpose of destroying daemons, which I believe Sues count as). However, given the scope of 40k, and thus 40k badfic, destruction of the non-canon elements may require additional firepower, which is why I'm considering leasing a Blackstone Fortress from Abaddon the Despoiler for planet-killing purposes. 40k won't miss a random planet. Or even a lot of random planets.

Girls get more defensive of their lust object. That's one reason. And a lot of the males at HQ are supposedly good-looking and well built (Agent Suicide and ex-Agent Daffyd come to mind), so...

Bolter shells? Antilustin-Pattern? Awesome!

I always keep a fire extinguisher on hand. For application to my brain when reading badfic, if nothing else.

Fangirls getting desperate for love/lust? Does this mean I may have doomed myself upon identifying myself as male? I was aware the gender ratio of this place was rather skewed...

Thank you for the warning and the gift. I will hand the flowers over to the Adeptus Mechanicus to see if they can process it and integrate it into bolter shells. Antilustin-Pattern ammunition may be a valuable tool indeed..

And I did notice after I left my message that it's been a few months since the story was posted. I'll be good. {= )

I look forward to the mission, too.

~Neshomeh

Fangirls that are getting really desperate for love (read: lust)is one thing to fear. And Agent Luxury is pretty bad too (I belive she seems to have the mind of Cho Chang from C*o C*a*g's D*s*r*s...either that or she just doesn't care, as long as she got laid).

Or perhaps he could be adopted as a patron saint of PPC-the saint of retribution.

...Awesome. Seven kinds of sheer, unadulterated awesome (and this from the young lady who will loudly point out misplaced apostrophes and other errors on signs at the supermarket).

...and I don't think I've got the right to forbid you from reviewing (heck, I'm the one killing it) but make it a polite reality check, if you can.

Look on the bright side- it hasn't been updated; maybe Suethor saw the error of her ways.

And I plan to make it into a rather grand adventure (well, not grand for poor Teek, as her problems are just getting worse). ^-^

This might actually be the most helpful thing I've ever gotten here.

For an action department, as he was an expert in making the punishment fit the crime.

We regret to report that the local branch office of the Imperial Inquisition, Ordo Hydra, is currently under construction. Installation of such a sub-sector would require the approval of higher-ups in the PPC. However, it is tentatively proposed to be a subdivision of the DAVD.

When complete, 40k-grade armaments may or may not be made available upon request. The phrase "overkill" comes to mind at the suggestion of introducing 40k-grade armaments to other continuums.

Good luck with those. Still, if any space wolves are harmed by a badfic, pleae let me know. would definately want to put the hurt on the sue.

Drake still has a lot to learn. he was a Cute Animal Friend before becming humanoid, and a sue's pet at that, so he doesn;t get what most of us get. And he will try the cuteness stares to get what he wants.

Naomi, who's frmo teh real world, would not mind several of teh needlers, or poison injectors they have. don;t remember the exact names, but if you give me a moment, coudl find out from the inquisitor 40k roleplay game.

As I said, it was a small sample. I'm well aware that physics work the way the Orks think it does, and much more besides.

I will be fine on my own-I work best solo, and I've been sketching out the Agents.

Only the awkward question. Only the foolish ask twice.

Please? Drake already have a railgun, and he wants a bolter. AT least a sprok firing bolter.

what abotu the evil primarchs? Magnus the red coudl feasibly return, and some of the others, i think.

And willing to help out, if you wish.

Don;'t forget not using proper Orky Technology. IIRCl ethey have a feidl that defies the laws of physcics.

Permission denied on charges of being from an anime continuum. Anime characters do not need bolters and will not have them.