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I want one, so bad. That would make my day.

Provided that you've been around. It's not so much the length of time as how much you've participated in the community - the Permission Givers want to have a sense of who you are and what you write before they give you the go-ahead to write within this world. Sometimes people hang around for months before asking permission, and sometimes they're still rejected. Rarely, though. Just hang around, become involved, be courteous and chances are, you'll get it.

Again, welcome!

Hanabusa Aido (Vampire Knight) could. Of course he's an extremely vain day-tolerating Noble-class vampire with ice powers, who would achieve this by creating small ice crystals in the air around him to catch the light. And only to show off. And only until Kaname tells him to stop it.

of which Agents would get the most use out of it? And would I work on Lux?

Grrrr...VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE...grrr...

I'm not a prolific fanfic writer by any stretch of the imagination, and I'm not a prolific fanfic reader either. I tend to write personal OC projects and plays and stuff (which I have about ten going right now), so I'm stuck more in a male-dominated domain of OC writing, particularly in the genres I write in (noir, drama, thriller etc.). But if anything makes me aware of the gender difference, it's the slash and Suefics. There's something odd about going to look at fanfic for any given canon (say, for example, Heroes, which logically would have more male viewers), and seeing 90% of the fics being self-inserts or Sues (including one named after that bloody Twilight canon Sue) trying to get their rocks off with the main character (say, for example, Peter Petrelli). It's an odd experience, but not one I'm crazy angry about or care about a lot.

Troll. Troll troll troll troll troll. Trolly trolly trolly.

Troll.

Yay for new people!

I gift you with an egg whisk--it's shiny, gold-plated, and not only whisks eggs, but spambots and author wraiths as well! Be sure to use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride!

Among MANY other things-if it can conceivably be shot out of a gun or somehow used as a weapon, there's a decent chance it's in WH40k. Good example: the Shokk Attack Gun, invented by the Orks. Fires gretchin (read: goblins) through the Warp (read: hell) to appear inside the target. Said gretchin are also usually insane after their journey through the Warp.

For an honest summary, read this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000

Also note that I usually don't respond this fast-I'm just keeping the board minimized while I work on chemistry homework. I'm an active college student.

Have a harpsichord. Because harpsichords make everything better. And have a battleaxe, because battleaxes are cool.

This Warhammer 40,000 sounds most intriguing. Chainsaws and flamethrowers, you said?

Let's see, so far I've receieved a bite, a Catachan Devil egg, a chain mini-glomp from an assortment of bit characters, a poke, a ball of purple and gold rubber bands, a bolt pistol with spork ammunition, a set of power armour, and a plover...

*Looks twitchily from the door to the path onward*

Really, I do.

So then why do I keep clicking on TVT links?

Honestly, I don't remember-it was link from another site. Best bet may have been a page at www.tvtropes.org, but that site is positively enormous.

That it's not just "Anti-Lust Spray", but rather "RC Anti-Lust Spray". This suggests, to me, that the Flowers don't want it taken on missions - perhaps because of the harm it could do to canon. (Plotbunnies, go!)

Seeing how Ansela gave those links, and y'already knew anyway, I bestow upon you a bite. Which may or may not give you rabies.

Mind I ask how you found the wiki?

Lots of places to obtain chainaxes, but the best bet would be to take one from a Khorne Berzerker, but if an Agent wants to get one, I have to recommend extreme caution: Berzerkers are *extremely* bloodthirsty supersoldiers who happen to be axe crazy with a side order of fries, and most of them carry a semi-automatic armor-piercing rocket launcher pistol as a sidearm. The ones that don't are worse: they use that free hand for another chainaxe.

...might want to have a look at this blog.

The "Blog of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

It's HILARIOUS!

...where can I get one of these?

Mind if I grab some burn salves, then? One of the Agents I'm considering when the time comes is a Sister of the Adepta Sororitas, and they're known for mounting flamethrowers on absolutely everything. Don't think she'll turn on her creator, but...

True. However, as a prospective recruit specializing in Warhammer 40,000, I feel obligated to offer the warning that as a rule the qualifies for the DAVD: it is an exceptionally violent setting where billions of people die as a result of rounding errors on tax returns, planet-killing weapons are a dime a dozen and used frequently, and chainsaws can be found in the form of just about any weapon. Chainsaw swords? Ubiquitous. Chainsaw axes? Check. Chainsaw glaives? Check. Chainsaw scalpels? Check. Chainsaw fists? Check, in every size from tank-busting chainfists that fit onto heavy power armour to chainfists the size of tanks mounted on Titans.

Other weapons this setting tends to produce include flamethrowers of every description, guns that fire pure pain, guns that strip away the target molecular layer by molecular layer, guns that send you straight to hell, guns that fire goblins through hell, minigun rocket launchers, guns that shoot thousands of shuriken, razor floss cannons... the list goes on.

Here. I have loads of these, seeing as I run the mini-Balrog Adoptions. Plenty of fire-healing stuff in there.

I never heard about this!

May the blessings of the Valar and the Canon go with you.
And as a parting gift, my Minis are currently tackleglomping you.

Have fun in Real Life! We'll miss you at HQ.