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*goes on a Bloodwrath-fueled rampage with a Tissue Compression Eliminator*

I'd like to see these done but cannot draw worth beans. Could someone please draw at least one of these? I will e-mail specifications to the taker(s).

1. Dustin, Tawaki, Tadkeeta, Eclectica, and K-9 in or in front of their TARDIS.

2. Gilbert, K.N., Behnashiren, and Madison at OFUMREDURE.

OA, dear, I refuse to fall to your attempts at brain breaking. Trust me, I will make sure that you shall be tortured through any TRC OFUs that may appear.

Alternatively, if there isn't one yet... *grin*

Both my uncle and the father of one of my friends works in the BBC. I could get one of them to take the MSTing in. Maybe.

And I want to help with MSTing as well, as soon as I read Pride and Prejudice.

I've never even read Jane Austen.
But this? This is inexcusable.

I mean, a long, long, time ago, this could almost have been an interesting plot, if done well. Almost.
Unfortunately, uncounted numbers of Sues have henceforth ruined it.

And why should England be the one to suffer? I like England. D:

Joining your mob, preferably 5th Regiment of the Ypur Cavalry.

Oh, and to the writer of this little travesty? Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Now I don't have to go read the fic that so many people have been talking about recently. Although I might end up reading it anyway out of sheer masochism curiosity.

--Mystia, grateful

The fandom could really use it. If you try to torture me through the TRC OFU, I'll break your brain again. General Kurogane was only the start. Of course, it wont take much for me to start heading in the direction of Kurogane-sensei and Fai-sensei...

"Nya~!"

"Claude" Bennet is going to be the only good thing about this show. But I always loved him, even if he was a bit of a twit, so...

No, not at all. This isn't canon any more than PJ's movies are canon for LotR. That is the only thing they have in common.

Alex Kingston is doing Mrs. Bennett in this. What a waste of her talent!

That means that if you read them OFUM or Don't Panic, they'll scream. A lot.

But just you wait...

See how much you'll enjoy it when an OFU opens for TRC. Becasuse I'll drag you into enrolling for that kicking and screaming if necessary.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahaha!

But I'll enrol with you. Honest!

*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAM OF CAPSLOCK RAGE*

GLAURUNGING AGAFNDING FRAKKING FLAMING DENETHOR!

*deep breath and suddenly eerie calm*

Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Killing this despicable shatterer of classic literature. I volunteer to join the sporking of this. I agree with MSTing the episodes. And then maybe sending the results off to the producers. Along with a message:

"We don't know or care where you found this Mary Sue. Just get rid of her before we come and do it for you. Oh, and here's something that Austen fans might actually appreciate."

On the other hand, if we do decide to go and mob the BBC headquarters, I volunteer to be part of the mob. Preferably the part waving a torch.

Although it is rather an interesting idea. We don't have to be unaware of who the admin is, but it doesn't need to be brought up in general discussion. That way, if someone or something new starts kicking off, that admin can step in and fix the problem witout being singled out as a target. Maybe a little more like the DIA than the DIS. A tiny group wholly dedicated to the PPC's protection, rather than a group dedicated to bullying and silencing those whom they didn't want around.

And I'm babbling. I'll shush now.

I'm not sure I should let you have it...

...okay, never mind, dire circumstances call for much acid. *hands over several beakers of sulphuric*

You may wish to pursue Artic for some of his basilisk poison. : P

That sounds like blatant Sue-age.

I'm not a big Pride and Prejudice person myself ~ I read it, but it was quite some time ago ~ but this cannot be tolerated.

And on TV. As in, some sort of official publication.

. . .

Does this mean it's turning into canon somewhere? That's a seriously scary thought. *shudder*

Well, I don't know the fandom that well, but if you need mob volunteers... *waves hand* I'll bring some torches. I don't have any pitchforks, though; someone else will have to bring those.

KILL. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL. You will NOT muck around with Mr. Darcy, the BEST MALE ROMANTIC CHARACTER IN THE FRAKKING MULTIVERSE. *INCOHERENT SCREAM OF CAPSLOCK RAGE*

*hefts the snaperrifle and some plasma grenades*

They. Will. Pay.

I vote we MST every single forking episode of the stupid thing.

I'm lilywinterwood (at) gmail (dot) com.

If you're up to the challenge, Tawaki, I'd like to become an uncanon staff member or something.

I sent an email to their course coordinator to enroll, so i should know. If he/she has deserted OFUN, I would be willing to take over.

Poor Narnia characters...*pets mini-Dragons*

"Wicked" was done well. This is NOT.

But they've been doing it to P&P for years, just not so obviously. There's at least one book out about the lives of Elizabeth and Darcy's four daughters, and I recall another one, faintly - it all sounded like rubbish.

Still, this calls for desperate measures. Makari? WHERE'S THAT ACID? *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil cackle* Sulphuric, flouric, AND hydrocloric!

It is not entirely fit for young ears but it exists. I'm screaming it at the top of my lungs right now. I am trying to restrain myself from throwing my macbook across the room in a fit of rage while this phrase zooms back and forth across my mind.

It rhyme with 'buck toe' and it is all I can say. You just don't mess with Mister Darcy. Oh Gods, I bet she's shipped with him, isn't she?

Coming out of ghosting for a moment.

Excuse me.

*SCREAM OF PURE AND UNADULTERATED RAGE. INCOHERENT. AND SHEER AND UTTER FURY.*

*GRABS FIRE FROM ACROSS THE STREET, AND A FEW CRTS, AND SOME POWER DRILLS AND A CHOP SAW AND A TABLE SAW AND PIECES OF WOOD AND STARTS BY CONSTRUCTING A CATAPULT AND STARTS CATAPULTING CRTS AND FIRE AND CRTS ON FIRE INTO THE VERY IDEA.*

...

I actually can do this. There are tools and wood enough for me to.

Excuse me. I'm going to go punch something now.

I think you--or I--may be confusing two badfics--"Sanctuary of Arda" is the LotR/HP/Dragonball Z crossover, like Eni said. There's another fic, "The Black Wizard of Middle-earth" or something like that where he goes to Beleriand, becomes Harold the Black, and makes Fëanor OOC. I could be wrong, though.

...that's the one where he becomes "Thaurdacil". Eru, that's a horrible 'fic.