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If it can wait until, er, Wednesday, that is. Bloody essay then someone's leaving do will have me occupied until then.

Who wishes to take it on? Whoever takes it must have a working knowledge of HP and of K-9's character.

(If it was as bad as you say, I hope the latter.)

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She ran back to the bag and grabbed it. "It's a bag of holding. To hold all you other presents. And stuff." She walked off to the other auditorium with Cassie.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

LEARN. YOU MUST SING.

Er, I mean, if that would help... *innocent*

Lembas.

It's not overly destructive, but it's packed with canonical Elvish goodness. Plus I think it would be funny. {= )

~Neshomeh

I just have to learn the tune for the lines.

~Neshomeh, who does know the chorus.

Thanks to a poster over on GAFF, I've found the most blatant Mary Sue I've seen in a long time. There's no subtlety there, no attempt at masking her Suefulness, just pure, plain, unadulterated Sue, with an extra helping of attitude on the side.

I don't know FMA well enough to give this the snarking it deserves. I'm sure there are a couple of Agents somewhere who could clean up this Sueage. Oh, how I want to read that one.

Happy birthday even though it isn't anymore!

A small temporal plot hole opens up in front of you and a gaily wrapped package slightly too large for the hole pops out, rather like a cork from a bottle. A large tag on the package says "Happy Birthday from Katty" with "and Ace!" squeezed in underneath in a different hand. Another tag, this one somewhat more ominous looking, says "Explosives. Protect from heat, impact, electrical shock, and warp zones."

If you unwrap it (carefully) you'll find a case of 12 petards. Have fun hoisting Sues!

So if a Sue can't be hoist with her own petard, at least she can be hoist with yours. Handle with all due precautions for explosive devices.

(or would you need a dratep instead?)

Borrow the army Morgoth used to sack Gondolin? Dragons, Balrogs, orcs without number...

I think we're gonna want a bunch of people, each doing a line, like in the original. *grins*

The stuff his army blew up the wall of Helm's Deep with. Then again, ordinary fire works very well.

"Wrong auditorium," she added. "The party's not quite finished yet, we were just clearing up, if you want to come and have a couple of drinks." She led the agent along to the right room, where a few agents and a lot of mini-Balrogs were clearing up the aftermath.

Rocks are canonical almost anywhere.

And as I recall, fire is an effective method as well.

Thanks~ 8D

*snickers* Very nice!

PPC BOOM DE AH DA

I love the rayguns

I love The PPC

I love the Flowers

We're ADHD

I love Fanfiction

There's too much of it

Boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da

I love killing Sues

I love interupting

Couples in RCs

I love the travelling

I love fantiction

And reading all there is

Boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da

I love the sporking

I love all the agents

I love radio shows

All we are is figments

I love fanfiction

There's more every other day

Boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da boom de ah da



If anyone wants to sing this, I'd love you forever. 8D
And if anyone doesn't know the Discovery Channel Boom De Ah Da, I... I just don't know what to do with you. D:

Not the flair of fire and flame, but it causes a lot of destruction. And goes boom.

…that can be fired down onto an uncanonical Elven realm?

I am asking because Tadkeeta and Eclectica will be reporting on their mission.