Mini agents. or woudl those be agents LITe?
Or Diet Agents?
sorry, jsut can;t get the concept oput fo head now.
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*puts halberd to Drake's neck* by
on 2008-08-23 01:34:00 UTC
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Put the railgun down, you nutjob.
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Kill all the pets. by
on 2008-08-23 01:32:00 UTC
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They're not the Naruto characters and even Doc Fitz might struggle to return them to human.
There's mention of Kakashi's father, Hatake Sakumo, as well. The problem there is that Sakumo killed himself approximately nineteen years before the start of the series, when Kakashi was about 6 or 7 years old.
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He did post a drawing of them ... by
on 2008-08-23 01:31:00 UTC
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... showing they're supposed to look like human children wearing kitty ears and cat-paw-shaped boots and gloves, and about the size of cats. Say what you like about the fic, but the art was cute. Still, they bear no resemblance to their canon selves, and thus cuteness shall not save them.
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HAppy Birthday Cassie by
on 2008-08-23 01:29:00 UTC
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(ohhh, a challenge. can;t reist)
DRake takes his spork railgun adn points it at Tyler.
"I ave control of the stereo now, okay?"
Naomi sighs and hands over some bleppka to Cassie.
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Moses is currently less than a week old, so ... by
on 2008-08-23 01:29:00 UTC
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... he'd lose interest and fall asleep when he realised she wasn't a lactating otter. (He'll be a few months old when the mission happens, but he'd probably do about the same. Baby mustelids are pretty sleepy until they start crawling.)
Might be a bad idea, since they already have two Hellpuppies and a Mini-Deepcoiler, all of which are carnivores.
Maybe the critters could go off and become agents in their own right? They're apparently as smart as humans, though they're only cat-sized so maybe they'd have problems.
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Bizarre images. by
on 2008-08-23 01:24:00 UTC
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Referring to them as "kittens" with "paws" and "fur", yet acing as if they're human children. That second part is a whole charge in and of itself.
The bit-characters- Tsunade, Kurenai, Asuna, maybe some of the barely mentioned pets like Shikamaru and Temari- are probably mostly IC. Though I don't know what'll have to happen with the pets, seeing as the characters are supposed to be human and all.
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*offers more Queen* by
on 2008-08-23 01:24:00 UTC
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*and hands Tyler another CD, and says:* Would you put this on? Only it's... well, it fits. Please?
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ahh yes, Coney by
on 2008-08-23 01:24:00 UTC
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SCary. What woudl Moses do?
F&L? coudl they use a pet bunny?
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Yay Cassie! Happy Birthday! by
on 2008-08-23 01:22:00 UTC
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*sings Forever Young at you*
In fact, I might go argue with Tyler. *takes some Bob Dylan and Queen out of her Jacket -- the Dylan for "Forever Young", the Queen because she knows Cassie likes it* This will be interesting!
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How's Amisoc, and Esor? by
on 2008-08-23 01:20:00 UTC
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And... lessee! Aihtnyc and Illaltix? Plus Emen, of course, for what's a name without 'namE'?
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I would say by
on 2008-08-23 01:18:00 UTC
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that, barring the mention of Kakashi's father (canonically dead long before the start of the series), it's post time-skip. Naruto's age is set at sixteen at several points, Sai is around (which puts it post Gaara Rescue) and Asuma is there (which puts it before the fight with Hidan and Kakuzu).
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Blue would be nice. by
on 2008-08-23 01:18:00 UTC
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I'm seeing links as blue and everything else red. Bit disorienting. Using FF3.
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Killing offense that is by
on 2008-08-23 01:15:00 UTC
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Definately. any more?
any ideas which characters we can spare, which are allwoed kills, and who we ahvfe to exocrise?
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Molly would try to eat it. by
on 2008-08-23 01:13:00 UTC
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She's like Coney Dewclaw, except she actually looks like a carnivore.
Drake and Redd may try to eat it, I don't know. If it's neutered, Redd's other option for behaviour towards it would probably be removed.
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Having it snap back to the beginning would be simplest. (nm) by
on 2008-08-23 01:09:00 UTC
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Most of the reviews are positive, scarily. by
on 2008-08-23 01:08:00 UTC
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A lot of the ones which aren't are just arguing about how Naruto should be topping Sasuke. I don't care, because these creatures are blatantly NOT Naruto and Sasuke, whoever's buggering who.
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Knowing that... by
on 2008-08-23 01:08:00 UTC
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...male biology doesn't work that way and still writing horrible smut scenes.
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Recently... by
on 2008-08-23 01:06:00 UTC
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I took care of a High School AU that featured characters from different times (for example, one was canonically dead when another was a few years old). When the author-wraith was exorcised and the canon snapped back, the series basically restarted and the characters were returned to how they would be at that point.
Or you could separately neuralyze each character and drop each back into the canon universe at the spot their characterization most closely matches. That would take quite a long time, of course.
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Man by
on 2008-08-23 01:05:00 UTC
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you are braver and mroe hardy then I am. I can barely read his stories. my brian jstu shuts down....
and you are right about hte hinata.
Any otehr blanat charges we should know?
Also, think we shoudl include any of hte reviews of the story? or make a reference to the reviews?
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More by
on 2008-08-23 01:01:00 UTC
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Acknowledging that a feline/canine crossbreed would be difficult to produce then producing a mammal/amphibian cross.
Giving them stupid scents (honey, milk, lilac (WTF, since when was lilac a 'heavier, muskier scent?))
Saying that saliva is not a disinfectant (It is. Iruka is a teacher, he should know this.)
Making Hinata be intolerant of Neji's presence (canonically it's the other way around, at least until after the chunin exams)
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So, what happens when they're all exorcised? by
on 2008-08-23 00:57:00 UTC
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This is difficult because I barely know the canon at all - I know the manga up to the beginning of the Wave Country bit and I've seen the first episode of the show in both sub and dub.