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And if you like Doctor Who, I'll throw in a K-9 for your Agents.

Have a P-90. It's good for killing Sues with. Just be careful where you aim it.

What fandoms are you in? What are your thoughts on slash/yaoi? Have you read any Legendary Badfic (or Goodfic, for that matter)?

If you haven't read the Legendary Badfic, then don't. Even the summaries can scar minds. If you haven't read the Legendary Goodfic, what are you waiting for? Go and read them!

"Thanks very much. I do know you're not like me and Plat-" She rolled her eyes as Plat kissed her on the cheek and dashed off. "Probably wants to check his Pokemon aren't causing any trouble. And don't worry about the singing. I have a little sister who's convinced she's the next Beyonce and a brother who wants to be a rapper. Makes a bloody racket when they're both trying to perform."

She shrugged. "At least I get to enjoy myself here."

(Just_theDoctor wrote an Agent Tyler just after I wrote mine. We agreed that they'd be distinguished by appearance and name. My Tyler's a very pale man with white hair, who looks like he's in his early thirties and has no surname. He runs the Makes-Things Fund For Abused Technology, or MTFFAT. The Doc's Tyler is a 16-year-old with blond hair, who has the surname Reynolds and works in the Department of Implausible Crossovers.)

Were you in a sociology class of some sort? Your name reminds me of an exercise I did in soc last year.

Welcome! I give you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.

"The missions we've been getting have been all right so far- touch wood-" he knocked on the table- "and the Minis haven't destroyed too much lately. A dedicated corner was definitely a good idea." He paused, and gave Cassie something of a worried look. "Er, you know we're not… like that, don't you?"

Deryn looked up from dithering over the jelly beans and poked him. "Well, you can't blame people, we didn't get out that much back when," she said. "And, well…" She shrugged, and grinned at Plat. "I've met him. Don't think Leas has. Good to see you again!"

"Pleasure to meet you," Leas said, offering a hand to Plat. "Oh, and-" He held out the present to Cassie. "It's not dangerous, I promise," he said, and added as Deryn launched into Happy Birthday (except in German), "though Deryn's singing might be."

(I've got a question… I was going through a couple of missions written by a guy I knew on a board separate to the PPC Board, and thinking about putting up pages for the Agents, I wondered about names- one's all right, I think, but the other's another Tyler. Not sure quite what to do there. I'd like to hear your thoughts, if that's all right.)

"Oh, hi!" she called back, heading over to them. "So how are you two getting on?"

She led them over to the row of tables where the food and drinks were stacked. "Help yourselves, there's plenty."

She grinned at them sheepishly as a young man arrived and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. "You two have met Plat, haven't you?"

Although I'm not convinced that throwing fireworks is a good idea.

Deryn came in first, humming something or other that didn't really go with the music playing at the moment. This didn't seem to bother her, however, as she'd spotted the food and would probably have gone for it if Leas hadn't grabbed her collar with the hand not holding the present. "Greet the birthday girl first," he told her firmly.

Deryn rolled her eyes. "Okay, okay," she said. "You see her anywhere?"

"You've got your own eyes," Leas pointed out, but looked anyway. "Ah, there she is! Cassie!" he called, waving and trying to subtly nudge Deryn in a Cassie-wards direction.

*throws chocolate confetti and fireworks* WOOT! One more year and you-- oh, wait. England. Lucky dog.

Anywho, Happy Birthday! (hey, it's my littlest brother's birthday too!) Have a good year, Cassie! Many happy returns!

I'd have to go look it up. But now I have a frame of reference... oh, hang on. I know I'm Pacific, which I think is GMT-8, which means you're 8 hours ahead of me. Yay! Go me. I have skills.

Well, at this point it's all past tense anyway. :D

She wasn't too pleased at the mention of vanilla ice-cream, but shrugged. She knew for a fact she'd instructed the others specifically not to bring any along.

Picking up a Sonic Screwdriver and sipping it appreciatively, she wandered around the auditorium, looking for people she knew.

It's quite a strange thing, really. Hope your clothes don't stain! ;p

It's transdimensional. Welcome, welcome, welcome!

- Sedri

"Ah, I get it," Kumori smirked, "Wusses. Still don't get why a flower or a colour sends them into hysterics and I read the MST!" She set the lavender down behind the bear as instructed and headed over to the food, "I almost hope you're serving vanilla icecream."

Georgia smiled weakly, "Happy Birthday, Cass. I'm gonna go keep an eye on her before she gets in a fight!" That said, she chased after her partner.

Lovely to see you! Come and join the party in the thread below this one!

*presents you with a bag of pebbles for throwing at Sues and a Random Shiny Object* Here you are! Newbie-gifts! And a slice of chocolate cake, because I came into posession of one recently.

Welcomes. I see July gave you the links she is well known for. Always nice to have new people on here, and I hope you enjoy your time with us.

Oh, and the sanity-cloakroom is over there by the door. You might as well leave yours there to keep all the others' company.

Hail and well met, new friend!

I think I'll give her to the mini-Balrogs as a plaything. I do love waching them slowly incinerate Sues alive. It's very cathartic.

I'll be away for a week, so if you notice I'm unusually quiet, I haven't died, okay?

See you all when I get back!

Here, have wiki link.

But finish TOS first so your head don't asplode on accident.

Hello there, PPC members. Just started reading, and I gotta say, I'm impressed. Good writing, and who doesn't love a good ribbing of mediocrity? Just thought I'd to ahead and say hey to all you guys. So...hey.

BTW, I was told there's a problem with bots lately, so I'll have you know I'm not one. My grammar and spelling are much too good, as you can see.

Also, JulyFlame will vouch for me.

Happy Birthday! Have a Mary Sue:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2288976/1/Voldemorts_Daughter (assuming this one isn't too short or hasn't already been PPCed)


ps. Fynn informs me that it is not within the PPC etiquette to give Sues as gifts, so I apologise in advance to any hardline PPCers I may have offended.

It's your birthday, I can kill physics for that!

(Yes it is. Still getting used to it.)