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Make sure it's really gone this time.

Who to use ... who to use...

*is spoilt for choice*

That's exactly what I wanted!

I was reading Narnia Suspian fic the other day, and read this amazing story...
Walk This World
The author of this fic evidently is a published author. Isn't that neat? If I was C.S Lewis (Which I'm not, obviously), I'd be flattered at the thought of a PUBLISHED AUTHOR playing in my sandbox.
And there's Cassie Claire of Draco Trilogy fame. Have you guys read her published work City of Bones?

Are there any lakes or something in the Narutoverse that we could hold them under until they stop wriggling?

Let's see...
Dear Suethor,
I am most DISPLEASED at seeing your fanfiction about my story posted online for the world to see. It is absolutely atrocious. Character X would have never fallen for your "Princess Sparklypoo of MuffinLand". Indeed, MuffinLand does not even exist in GenericFantasyLand Y!
I used to be a fanfic author, just like you. But what makes us different is that I have an editor, or a beta reader. And I actually listen to them. I place my trust in my spellcheck and I constantly revise my stories to catch errors. From what I can see, you have not.
Do review what I have said. And for ReligiousDeity Z's sake, stop misspelling the characters' names! I have heard of Official Fanfiction Universities, and I seriously am considering opening one for you and everyone else of your writing level.

To the PPC,
I once have read your fanfiction about other worlds in a similar state of disrepair, and I must say THANK YOU for bringing justice to mine as well. I am truly in your debt.

How do we kill two Creepy Animal Friend Kitten things?

This is a ninja universe, and the requirements of the killing should let the corpses be aviable for well, consumption to put it midly.

As for killing them ... not sure. Since three of the agents getting rid of them are natural carnivores, there's an obvious answer for disposing of the bodies. Carnivore meat is apparently unpleasantly stringy and bitter, but Naruto-kitty-thing would probably taste okay because of its high sugar content (how else do you explain it secreting "honey"?)

We will definitely need the help.

So, any ideas how we shoudl kill the two Kitten STu thingies?

Adn we need a proper name for those thingies. Teh cat-person pet things. CPPTs perhaps?

...And the PPC sporked me, I would probably look for revenge, too...
But at least I haven't really linked the PPC on my LJ, though it's on my Friends page. I don't think that they targeted you guys through MY LJ...my name doesn't strike fear into the hearts of badficcers just yet...
(ducks wrath of Ironic Overpower)

Since S&S are the PPC's resident yiff experts, it's only fair. I've been reading up on the first couple of bits of the Naruto manga - just enough to know how ridiculous this is - so I can help. The mustelids will stick to snarking the anatomy, and possibly giving first aid for Naruto-Stu-kitten-thing-induced diabetes.

Star Trek: The Next Fornication. Neither worksafe not brainsafe.

Landburm and I wouyld like to claim this fic for immediate killing:

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=hiirowing&keyword=FF+-+Novel+%28SasuNaru%29&filter=all

THis is really really bad, and OOC.

Don;t worry, we plan on taking it out ASAP, or when we can. It is bad. Drake and Naomi will be the main people for this fic, while STormsong and SKyfire are along for emotional support and exorcism. Namely, along to keep DRake in check, and to keep Naomi sane.

Kitten boy pet thingies in NARuto? Just NO!!!

Would Stu meat do as well?

Since well, DRake migth have a left over, well, Kitten boy thingie left over. Let's jstu say very high in cuteness.

Mini-Aragogs:
Heromoine

Mini-Balrogs:
Ewoyn, Ithillien

Mini-Dragons:
Locy, Telemarine, Telamrine, Car Parvel

Annnnnnd...Mini-Agent Trojue!

Yeah, from your description it sounds Legendary Badfic material. That's just...ugh. I hate it when people are so narrow-minded.

The spambot's posts have been deleted again. So, do we stay here or go back?

Heheh, that's true. Don't tell Kat, though; she'll still assert that it doesn't count. :P Perhaps she just hasn't read HP in a long while.