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I'm trying to write the missing piece of Agent Trojie's backstory; her year of insanity during 2006. I need a few volunteers for brief (one or two line) cameos. They will be returned unharmed; the worst that will happen to them is they'll be fed freshly-baked scones ...

I'd rather use actual Agents than make up a few bit characters, is all, but I'm not sure who has Agents that were actually around in 2006, so any volunteers would be really appreciated.

Find a sugary-sweet 'Sue
Find her glass or bottle of water
Replace the contents of said glass/bottle with sulphuric acid, which just happens to be clear. Please do this without the 'Sue noticing.
Wait for the 'Sue to take a drink.

Take detailed notes and share.


...okay, so I'm partial to sulphuric acid. Oh well.

Hydrogen flouride, all the way, baby!

And now the writer is in charge of Doctor Who. What horrors now await us?

I run the mini-Balrog Adoptions List, and I have 346 of them to keep fed and entertained. Taking one or two off my hands would be appreciated.

The list can be found here: http://www.freewebs.com/cassie5squared/anunofficiallist.htm

Email me at cassie.dramateacher at yahoo dot co dot uk if you want to adopt one.

I couldn't go anywhere in my flat without my back to the wall for days.

It's good that your first response was civil. That gives them a chance to be civil as well, or, as it seems, to chew you out for 'criticizing' another player. Then, by all means, chew them out. Unfortunately, it looks like they're not going to let you. Seems cowardly to me, accusing you of something then preventing you from defending yourself.

I wasn't rude at all about it. The closest I came to being rude and snarky was my response to one person that I'd been to Oxford and unless there was a part of the city I'd missed, her description of nothing in sight but hills and green didn't fit Oxford, it was Oxfordshire, which Oxford is in.

I would've told them plainly and politely to sod off; it was a PUBLIC post and I'd made a comment OOC so whoever has a problem can take a long walk off a short cliff.

Wow, that's not a nice RP site. This is why I like RPing on Landel's Damned. You wouldn't get chewed out for correcting that mistake there. You'd get thanked very kindly for your concern, no sarcasm at all.

Anyways, I personally would have only been polite the first time. Then I'd would have gotten all, Okay, be wrong for your entire life and look like an idiot. Not my place to help you prevent that fate. Then again that's because the only two RP sites I've been proficient on are either A) full of Mary-Sues that need smiting or B) would never have that issue.

...actually, I just can't help provoking the uptight like that. Look at me, I'm rambling. Anyways, that's an immature reaction to the situation, ESPECIALLY if you have been making a point of being nice about it.

I find them here and there.

Michel and Rouge need a Mini.

Where do you find these things?

I quite liked that.

Discworld has some real good writers, it seems. I hadn't checked out any fanfic of the series.

P.S. I have seen all of ONE Doctor Who episode in my life, and it was 'Blink' (i.e., the one where the honorable Doctor is hardly a part of the proceedings), yet I could picture all the characters clearly and tell that they were in-character. Thanks, Livejournal.

mini-Reapers:
K-89, Jaime McCrimmon

mini-Rancors:
Lumia, An Solo

mini-Aragogs:
Thorfine Rowle, Ignatius Peverell, Tim Riddle

Would not buy again.

... and it therefore wasn't sick and weird to glorify a seriously disturbed kid, we could mention her. The intarnetz seem to have fictionalised her to a reasonable degree, though ...

"What's in that box?"
"What box?"
"The one you're hiding behind your back." *sniff* "Why can I smell ultimate evil?"
"You can smell that?"
"I did work for a Lead Villain, you know."

Wonder what a couple of bored teenage girls would make someone do to win an object of ultimate evil power which they didn't want anymore ... maybe they could just sell it on Ebay? Going through the stupid bidding war is enough of a trial.

Which Object do you think they should use? Holder of the End is well-known because it's the first one, fairly simple to defeat and still kills you in an unpleasant manner if you screw it up, which a /b/tard troll undoubtedly would because they only pay attention to the Yiff In Hell thing.

He's more infamous for his original comics (which borrow so heavily from everything else that they may as well just be fanfiction), but he started out by writing fanfiction. Since this was circa 1995-1997 or so and he has since abandoned fanfiction, it's not too hard to see why he'd become a bit obscure (in fact, it's more likely that everybody who reads these stories today do so because they found him through one of his great many webcomics). Anyway, his stories have a certain... je-ne-sais-quoi to them. They're highly disjointed, poorly structured, have no respect whatsoever for any canon they draw from, tenuous continuity, and everything pretty much revolves around his blatant self-insert author avatar of David "Davey Crockett" Kintobor. Grim sights, to be sure. Anyway, "The Piasa Bird" can be found at the first link (which has oh-so-subtle folder directories), with "Blood and Metal" and "Sailor Moon: American Kitsune" at the second link:

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/gonterman/gonterman-Piasa.txt
http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html

Psh, and let you have all the fun?

I'll just grab my bucket-on-a-stick, then it's off to explore a new medium for horrible people to fight on.

I rather like that idea. A new story to break up the Holders series would be nice, too-- my main issue with the Holders is that there are way too many and they ended up being much of the same, so I am in favor of an actual story for one of them.

Be ruthless in figuring out what troubles the Seeker should overcome/tape the outcome and hold a screening for other agents?

P.S. if you liked the Holders, check out the SCP series? Paranormal objects and government coverup, hooray!

That was possibly even better than the other one. Ah, the joys of goodfic...

I liked that, it's a bit of a change from the crud that fills most of The Pit's Harry Potter section. *is happy*

Thanks for explaining - back there, I just did what I usually do and jumped in with both feet before remembering I couldn't swim. Your explanation made a lot of sense.