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"It doesnt' and dont; worry. Naomi told me to unload this thing."
*points it skywwards and pulsl the trigger*

*KRACCCKKKK*
*blows a blow in teh ceiling and drake looks sheepish., then gets flattened by ta backpack to the head.*
"DRAKE!!!!!! I TOLD OYU TO UN L

In honour of the day, you don't get picked to babysit the M-kids!

Your species doesn't stop you from being a nutjob. Wait, how the heck did you manage to aim that over your shoulder? *activates Protect from Ranged prayer* Hope this works.

They're not supposed to be canon, and Naruto's foetus could be kept in a jar by Doc Fitz till it's ready for "birth".

"I'm a fox, not a nutjob."

*points railgun at ansela

"Elica"? That one's nice.

"Anigroeg" may not be a good idea, it sounds like an ethnic slur.

"Arbed"? "Divad"? Sounds like furniture.

"Enirahtak" or "Enirehtac"? "Neelhtak"? "Semaj"? "Dnomyar"? "Sirod"?

No way we can save any of the pets, or attempt to retrain them, or bring them back for adoption by Agents?

Mini agents. or woudl those be agents LITe?
Or Diet Agents?

sorry, jsut can;t get the concept oput fo head now.

Put the railgun down, you nutjob.

They're not the Naruto characters and even Doc Fitz might struggle to return them to human.

There's mention of Kakashi's father, Hatake Sakumo, as well. The problem there is that Sakumo killed himself approximately nineteen years before the start of the series, when Kakashi was about 6 or 7 years old.

... showing they're supposed to look like human children wearing kitty ears and cat-paw-shaped boots and gloves, and about the size of cats. Say what you like about the fic, but the art was cute. Still, they bear no resemblance to their canon selves, and thus cuteness shall not save them.

(ohhh, a challenge. can;t reist)
DRake takes his spork railgun adn points it at Tyler.
"I ave control of the stereo now, okay?"


Naomi sighs and hands over some bleppka to Cassie.

... he'd lose interest and fall asleep when he realised she wasn't a lactating otter. (He'll be a few months old when the mission happens, but he'd probably do about the same. Baby mustelids are pretty sleepy until they start crawling.)

Might be a bad idea, since they already have two Hellpuppies and a Mini-Deepcoiler, all of which are carnivores.

Maybe the critters could go off and become agents in their own right? They're apparently as smart as humans, though they're only cat-sized so maybe they'd have problems.

*and hands Tyler another CD, and says:* Would you put this on? Only it's... well, it fits. Please?

SCary. What woudl Moses do?

F&L? coudl they use a pet bunny?

Referring to them as "kittens" with "paws" and "fur", yet acing as if they're human children. That second part is a whole charge in and of itself.

The bit-characters- Tsunade, Kurenai, Asuna, maybe some of the barely mentioned pets like Shikamaru and Temari- are probably mostly IC. Though I don't know what'll have to happen with the pets, seeing as the characters are supposed to be human and all.

*sings Forever Young at you*

In fact, I might go argue with Tyler. *takes some Bob Dylan and Queen out of her Jacket -- the Dylan for "Forever Young", the Queen because she knows Cassie likes it* This will be interesting!

And... lessee! Aihtnyc and Illaltix? Plus Emen, of course, for what's a name without 'namE'?

that, barring the mention of Kakashi's father (canonically dead long before the start of the series), it's post time-skip. Naruto's age is set at sixteen at several points, Sai is around (which puts it post Gaara Rescue) and Asuma is there (which puts it before the fight with Hidan and Kakuzu).

I'm seeing links as blue and everything else red. Bit disorienting. Using FF3.

Definately. any more?

any ideas which characters we can spare, which are allwoed kills, and who we ahvfe to exocrise?

She's like Coney Dewclaw, except she actually looks like a carnivore.

Drake and Redd may try to eat it, I don't know. If it's neutered, Redd's other option for behaviour towards it would probably be removed.

A lot of the ones which aren't are just arguing about how Naruto should be topping Sasuke. I don't care, because these creatures are blatantly NOT Naruto and Sasuke, whoever's buggering who.

...male biology doesn't work that way and still writing horrible smut scenes.