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...the death of Elanor Laison, off of the top of my head.

Frankly, it's too big, and too much. At least for right now.

This is also for the TVTropes wiki. I already have Blue and Imbolc's scene in Crashing Down.

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

You really should read the Legendary Pokemon Goodfics. They aren't listed on the PPC Wiki, since we'd need a group acknowledgement, but they're Legendary by my standards. If you want, just ask. What's even more interesting is that the Authors mostly know each other, and have their stories set in the same AU world.

Haven't really taken a gander at Warcraft. I'm more Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, you know, RP Games. THey're fun. I do play one online video game called City of Heroes. Now THAT'S really fun.

Name: Agent Laurel
Age: Unknown, but guessed to be in her twenties.
Height: 5'2"
Hair Color: Depends on the day
Eyes: Usually green
Command Centre: Labyrinth, and on-call for Doctor Who and historical fiction dealing with English and early American history.
Distinguishing Features/Habits: Changes her hair color more than most people change their clothes; adopted two Nuzgul, Cleese and Chapman, and has a pet wolverine, Stinker; favorite method of dispatching 'Sues is death by pokey (much, much more agonizing than it sounds); is occasionally heard muttering about Agent Seven and their army of killer cats; always carries a Punjab lasso, a spork, and a dull paring knife.

Just mine, no one else's.

Er, WTF.

Again?

So soon?

There's this word I'm looking for, here.

Ah, yes.

It's called integration.

Mind doing that before you start shoving even more ideas that won't work?

The actual emergency aspect of it could just be kept on hold for a while, with time spent on developing the involved characters, working out the finer details, etc. Wouldn't want to just start this without a clear plan of how to work everything out.

Everyone loves flying exposives!

... we are avoiding any more PPC-wide emergencies, since we've already had three or four this year. So this idea, even if anyone is interested, will have to be put on hold for at least twelve months.

hS

Drake and her are arguing, or were aruging. I mean, can you bvelieve my partner tried to pull a railgun on Tyler here...
*realizes that tyler is there.*
Oh sorry about my fgoxxy partner. He was a CAF that turned humanoid, and is still mentally 3 years old. COnfsuing, yes, I know.

*does a double-take* Oh, I'm sorry. I always forget it's a polite thing. Thank you, in that case. *grins, but quickly changes the subject*

Yes, I noticed that about Ansela. So. Wouldn't that qualify as stock description for an Assassin, though, hasty and quick with weapons?

But I see what you mean. The weaponcraft would automatically make her a Scary People. *speculatively* She'd get in trouble if she attempted to apply said weaponcraft to anyone here, though, I think...

I don't feel comfortable asking for any sort of free reign in writing, so I'm just throwing this idea out as an idea for a collaborative project. Not sure if something similar has been done (casual browse through the Wiki doesn't show anything).

Anyway, let's say somebody (was thinking a rogue agent, but it can be whatever) shows up with a hijacked TARDIS (with the original owner left bound but otherwise unharmed in some easily located area, all the tracking machinery on it disabled, and the computer wired to intercept all mission communications) and starts interfering with the other agents' missions with the intent to capture (as opposed to kill) as many Mary Sues as possible (including the subversion of at least one factory). The idea behind kidnapping all of them (which is told to the organization in an attempt to get some cooperation) is for research into a potential but controversial solution to purify and seal off the entire multiverse from external tampering.

The solution in question is based around stolen Genesis technology from the Star Trek universe, with the projected end result being the "Retbomb". The Retbomb (which would be featured in a small scale test on a particularly contaminated but largely uncared about universe... probably Manos: The Hands of Fate or something) works by resetting every universe back to their original starting points before external tampering, but has the disagreeable side effect of also diverting all the PPC agents, equipment, and such back to their original canon universes (if not outright erasing them if they have no particular source) and erasing all memories of having traveled outside of their home universes. Obviously, this would not mesh well with the survival instincts of the PPC and would also have too many potentially negative side effects to be something they'd approve of and would result in a three way war between the PPC, League of Mary Sues, and this third entity.

Any thoughts? I wanted to throw this idea out to see if anybody likes it. I have some ideas for characters and such, but I wanted to first make sure that nothing like this had been done before (I can't find anything all that similar at the moment) and also that it would be something people would like to partake in.

Strip 25 of the PPC's own webcomic, Generic Surface, has just been posted. Finally. For those who've been with us all along, thanks for waiting. For those who've no idea what I'm talking about -- the Wiki page is empty, and the first strip can be found here. And there's an FAQ on the LJ's profile. And, y'know, if you like it, friend it!

hS

It's a blue furry yak thing, born of the recent spambot invasion, and it has spiky horns and eats sausages. It doesn't mind being ridden, so you can have it rampage around while you're on its back waving a lightsaber. It's fun. :D

My name is Tyler. And... *looks around nervously* I do not know if you have noticed, but Miss Ansela is rather hasty and very quick with her weapons. I am not skilled in weaponcraft, so I thought it best to refrain from arguing with her.

Oh, of course. We'd hate to get in trouble with the Ansela. *remembers, belatedly, the second thing he said* I'm Ciri. Hi.

Ye gods, I hope not. That would *hurt*.

As demonstrated by the response to this post, stuff like this only irritates people without providing much material for cathartic sporkage. It makes fun of itself, really. Everyone's entitled to their own brand of madness as long as it's written tolerably well.

~Neshomeh

Cuz I felt like it. Do with these random backwards names as you will.

Ronaele (strangely androgynous innkeeper?)

Naimad

Teragram (sounds almost scientific)

Ahtnamas

Luap

Kered

Nahtanoj

Leahcim

Naej

Nomis

Nairam

Trebor ("You mean Trevor?" "No, dammit! For the hundredth time, no!")

Rovert ("You mean Robert?" "AAARGH!") (twins?)

Sirod

Nelle (really, it's backwards)

Mij ("He's dead, Mij!")

Selrahc

Kram (sustaining trail-mix?)

Esiuol

Drawde (artistic druid?)

Yrneh (his evil alter-ego?)

And, just so you know, in Farscape, "dren" is the alien slang word for "crap." Maybe call him Keeg instead? *g*

~Neshomeh (or Hemohsen?)

I'd like to go.