But I think it'd just adjust the outer appearance without changing the insides much ... I don't know. I doubt it'd make him into a fertile woman, though.
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I think someone did claim that it caused a physical change. by
on 2008-08-23 00:55:00 UTC
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It's basically a portable Disguise Generator. by
on 2008-08-23 00:49:00 UTC
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I think it's more like a skin overlay than an actual physical restructuring.
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To me it looks like a mix-and-match. by
on 2008-08-23 00:49:00 UTC
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I read through chapter 12 (yeah, I know), and really, the characters are just plopped into the story without any sense of timeline.
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Thank you very much! by
on 2008-08-23 00:41:00 UTC
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Oooh... pretty, dangerous thingies...
*puts them on a chair carefully for later*
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Many thanks! *points* Nibbles over thataway! (nm) by
on 2008-08-23 00:38:00 UTC
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*backs away from Ansela, looking very scared* by
on 2008-08-23 00:37:00 UTC
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Very well! *puts on a Queen CD*
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Any idea what point in the timeline it could be? by
on 2008-08-23 00:35:00 UTC
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It'd help if we knew when they'd revert to after the exorcism.
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*gets out the Party Ungulates* by
on 2008-08-23 00:32:00 UTC
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Whaaat? It's not a proper party without inappropriate large mammals.
Happy Birthday, Cassie!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by
on 2008-08-23 00:31:00 UTC
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Here, have some C-4, a sniper rifle and an elven bow (with arrows). Congratulations on surviving the terrible teens!
*threatens Tyler with Dragon Halberd* Put some Queen on or let me past so I can!
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Oh gawd, yes, that made me feel ill. by
on 2008-08-23 00:31:00 UTC
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More illogic; if they're both babies, why the fixation on breeding them already? Ew. (Even ferrets can take ONE heat period without dying.)
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Re: Indeed. by
on 2008-08-23 00:28:00 UTC
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Iruka seems to be as concerned about Naruto as he is in canon. Well, except for leaving him to be 'mated' to Sasuke against his will that is. Kakashi seems to be mostly in character as well.
I haven't read far enough to get a feel for other characters yet. Kurenai seems to mostly be in character though, but she hasn't appeared much.
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Does the DORKS work to that extent, though? by
on 2008-08-23 00:26:00 UTC
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It does change the physical appearance, but I don't know if it'd change the stored gametes.
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I'd like to add... by
on 2008-08-23 00:26:00 UTC
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paedophilia (the second chapter rape scene. Rape I can take, but the descriptions such as tiny baby penis make it worse than rape. The baby talk makes it worse too).
Incest
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Um... happy birthday to me? by
on 2008-08-23 00:18:00 UTC
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Yes, as it is past midnight here in rainy old England, I just thought I'd mention that it's my 20th birthday. Wow, that's scary... I'm no longer a teenager.
Anyway. Yep. Party in the Large Auditorium? The mini-Balrogs and my Agents helped set up. Drinks and nibbles all round, and if anyone's brave enough to argue with Tyler for control of the stereo, I left a huge selection of CDs next to it.
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Indeed. by
on 2008-08-23 00:09:00 UTC
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As they said in Kit and Kay Boodle (a weird but very funny in the "Plan Nine from Outer Space"-type way furry webcomic): "How does a feline explain having a lupine father?"
"The same way a murine daughter explains having a canine mother! You don't! You don't have to explain being furry, you just go with it!"
Incest doesn't bother me so much as long as they acknowledge that it IS incest, at least if the characters are aware they're related. Just completely disregarding the fact annoys me.
So, which do you think would be character replacements and which are just in dire need of exorcism and reconstructive surgery?
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No problem (nm) by
on 2008-08-23 00:06:00 UTC
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*bashes head against wall* by
on 2008-08-23 00:04:00 UTC
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Sorry, the desk isn't enough this time.
I think in family terms they would be counted as cousins, but genetically they would be half-siblings. You'd have to ask someone who knows more about biology/genetics though. Still, how do you get a cat and a mouse hybrid from that close a genetic relation? Fandom is split about it though, I think. I normally stay well away from Hyugacest (and Uchihacest and Sandcest) fics though, so I wouldn't know. However you look at it, they're too closely related for me, personally, not to be squicked.
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*comes out of hiding to participate* by
on 2008-08-22 23:21:00 UTC
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This sounds cool! Fantasy parodies are really quite fun. *offers up "Maxine" and "Sydney"* Enixam and Yendys... Lotsa Xs and Ys make for good sorcerer names, perhaps?
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Good point. Wouldn't stop him offering. by
on 2008-08-22 22:55:00 UTC
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This is Drake, after all. But yes, we'll use in-vitro, like Mara and Isaiah did with the Sue's kids in "Your Unhappy Elladan" and what happened with that mpreg fic somewhere.
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Sorry, can I point out...? by
on 2008-08-22 22:50:00 UTC
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I don't know this canon, I freely admit, but I have to say you really should get in-vitro transportation, or contact Doc Fitz to transport the baby into Medical. I very much doubt that Upstairs will take a lenient view of Mpreg, even in a good cause, so Drake is right out, and it's usually a good idea for the baby to be moved into a mother of its own species...
I guess Medical have artifical wombs or something for babies that need it. I know I've heard of a case where it happened before...
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Sakura-bashing, needless violence ... by
on 2008-08-22 22:10:00 UTC
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Just plain creepiness (Naruto describing his first mating in babytalk is among the most vomit-inducing things I've ever seen short of "Cloud Mows The Lawn").
Misogyny ("submissive" critters automatically equal female?)
Multiple cases of biological improbability (ass-hymens, shapeshifting, etc).
Multiple cases of rape turning to love.
Illogic (if they're as smart as humans, wouldn't it come under anti-slavery laws if you're trying to keep them as pets? If Naruto's a girl now, why are they still calling him "he" even though he's pregnant and wearing frilly dresses? This is the furry Japanese equivalent of Little Miss Mary!)
Ripping all the characters who weren't replaced OOC.
And of course, annoying PPC agents and being Marty Stus.
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Yes, and is turning into a "full female" ... by
on 2008-08-22 22:05:00 UTC
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... by the power of Author Does Not Want To Imagine Cute Girl With Penis. (Though he has no problem doing so when it comes to Naruto, apparently ... no, Naruto-thing does not count as female. I refuse to let the abomination associate with my gender.)
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Chargelist by
on 2008-08-22 22:01:00 UTC
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Okay, time for the charge list
Deifnately biolgoical imporbabilities.
Mating amphianiban with a mamal and getting offspring.
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don;t forget by
on 2008-08-22 22:01:00 UTC
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supposedly hinata is a herm too. this author is werid.