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Ah, I am also a fan of He Whose Name Translates as Well-formed Redhead. :D

I knew I'd curse a SilmSue into existence as soon as I wrote that there were none. Sorry, one and all.

What if the grammar was incorrect and it should have read 'Peace? Out!'. Because the Fëanorians are a fairly violent bunch. Talking to animals, I don't know. I agree with BattleHamster, I thought that was Celegorm's area.

mission MacGyver's niece/adopted daughter is a key element in Murdoc's, Mac's nemesis, plans to kill him. Agents Steve and Allison explain why she's not.

*hugs fellow fan of the Fëanorians* After all, it's much safer than hugging them.

No. Just no.

And it's Celegorm who's the animal person.

Hail and well met, and other such phrases. Welcome.

*hands over bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*

These are my gifts for you as a newbie. Throw the pebbles at Sues and marvel at the shininess of the Shiny Object.

Always nice to have new faces around. Silmarillion-fandom! AWESOME!

Now...I'm guessing you'll want to write for the PPC at some point?

Here's the info you'll need.

First of all, you should spend about a month hanging around on the Board. Let everyone get to know you. Join in with discussions. During that time, check out some of the PPC stuff that's been written. A good place to look for stuff is the PPC Wiki, found here:

http://ppcwiki.wikilot.com/wiki/Main_Page

Make sure to read the Original Series, and have a look at Huinesoron's work- the Reorganisation/ Crashing Down and the DOGA website, mainly. (He's the main chronicler of PPC history, as well as doing about a million and one other projects. Strange person he is, but we all love him to bits for it. Links on the wiki.)

Also during that time, think yourself up an Agent or two. If you're working with someone, then one Agent each might be a good idea. Think about what Department you might like to go into- is it just Mary Sues, or are there other things that bother you, like Bad Slash or Technical Errors?

Then, once your month or so is up, post on the Board asking for Permission. Include brief descriptions of your Agents and a sample of your writing so the Permission Givers can get a feel for your style. Then wait a bit. Within the next few days, you should get a reply from a Permission Giver. Once Permission is granted, write away!

Note: if anyone gives you links to something called C*l*br**n, That Series, Littlefoot x Cera or anything called Legendary Badfic, for the love of everything sacred, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. They are called Legendary Badfic for a reason. You can find summaries of them on the Wiki, but even those could melt your brain.

Lovely to have you. Welcome to the insanity.

Use it to shut the mouths of particularly annoying 'Sues.

Welcome!

That was supposed to be a dash, not an ellipsis.

PEACE …ing OUT!? Said by Makalaurë Nelyafinwë!? +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot. +++

I gift you with an egg whisk--it's gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

but accidently wrote him instead.

~Zoe~

Welcome, welcome! Hail, newcomer! I gift thee with duct tape and a jar of wasabi, good for burning out nasty Sue eyes.

Nice to have more insane people along for the ride. Looking forward to jamming alongside you! ^.^

Do you know anyone who is really named Ariel? Because I do, and it was quite odd to see the unusual name of my very close friend ... here.

So, ah, anyway...I give you cherries and punch. They're from Xanth, which means they're fun, because they explode and, well, punch.

And is "Ariel" really a Quenya construction? Are you sure you're not naming yourself after one of Uranus's moons?

Though Maglor doesn't need killing. Just the Sue who marries him.

Sweet, Silm fan! The Fëanorians are beyond awesome.

I gift you with a harpsichord. Because harpsichords make everything better.

Kill him, then. Zoe says to kill him good, and I agree. Bwahahahaahaasddf!!

( I don't know what the sddf is. But I typed it accidentaly, and I don't feel like deleting it:D)

Ketchup...=^D Zoe tells me random firsts are normal...or not normal, depending on how not normal you are.
And I don't know if that made sense, but oh well...

Okay. So I'll wait for 'a plover is a bird' to make sense...and the name...Ariel...it's Quenya, means 'Noble Daughter' :D

And thank you for the cake^^

...but I'm currently killing a Maglor-Sue. Who makes him say "Peace out". And talks to animals.

Waa!! I can't type...okay. that's better. I had trouble typing my subject title thing...yay for psycho-ness^^ I must say that I'm quite insane myself...not like that's a bad thing...

And a plover is a bird. This will make sense later.

Welcome, Ariel! Is that after the mermaid, the Shakespeare character, or something else? I give you some cake that was once timeline-defying and is now just a bit stale. But it's chocolate, and everyone knows chocolate never really gets stale.

...which I am, of course. (Don't tell anyone. xD)

So yay! Another Silm person! ^_^

Oo...iguanas:) Very exciting. And my favorite Feanorian...certainly Maitimo! But I'm not aloud to tell Caranthir, or he'll get mad at me.
Again.
And then I'll get in trouble.

Again.

(I'd present you with a complementary silmaril replica, but I understand that the Fëanorians have those under copyright too, the sneaky bastards. So you get an iguana instead.)

Huzzah for a fellow Silmarillion fan! Our section is for the most part blessedly free of Sues, but I've seen a couple crop up lately. Who's your favourite character, then?

~Enelya