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Oo, gold plated egg whisk. Shiny :)

Eeee! (some noise of amusment) I've never had a sock monster before^^ What should I name it?

Very exciting! Thank you :D

Well, I pray that it is of Quenya construction. Better be, or else I'm in trouble O_o
But it should be...should is the key word there; I doubt myself too easily. Will go check ^^

Ah! And thank you for the gifts, before I forget; they shall be used well:)

To go back to the name, it used to be worse. I called myself Melyanna, until I discovered not all that long ago that that is Melian, wich just doesn't work. At all. Yep. That sentence sounded really odd...

Yay! Shiny things are fun :D
Now, I think I'm going to fail at writing such a nice, detailed reply, but...no...this will be rather short, sorry.

Thanks for the info and all:) Zoe introduced me to the PPC Wiki last night, and, of course, warned me of the badfic. Would you happen to have something I could stab my eyes out with? Or erase the time between 10:30 and 11:30 last night? It was painful. *twitch* I went to bed last night afraid of having creepy, perverted dreams. None, luckily. I dreamt of something to do with Maedhros, but I don't think it was anything...yeah.

Okay. The end. Thank you for the welcoming *salutes* :D

Very unsafe indeed; but thanks for the hug...and pie chart:)

Sometimes I can get Maitimo to give me a hug. Sometimes. Maglor too. Ambarussa? And as far as the 'c' brothers go...no. As much as I appreciate them (Carnistir made me write that. He lives inside my head. With Nelyo, whose telling him to be quiet), I don't think they would appreciate my hugging them.

Caranthir: You are very right about that.

Um...yes, I swear I'm normal. Sort of. No, I'm not, but that seems to be okay here^^

Nice! The mission, of course, not the Sue. The Sue was made of epic fail. ^.^

Ariel: Maitimo! *hugs*

Nelyo/Maitimo/Russandol/etc: "Ummm...Okay..."

Ariel: What? I don't get a hug today? Fine...*sulks* Usually I can get Nelyo to give me hugs. But...merf..
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Alright. I'm normal now (maybe). Anywhos, your name sounds really fermiliar (why does that spelling look weird?), Enelya. Would I know you? Or would you know an 'ssiegler'?

Why thank you:) Lots of gifts; I feel so special^^

I'm sure you'll fit right in with all the other insane people here...(including myself, of course)
I gift you with psychic paper. Very useful for getting into parties uninvited. Just don't let your mind wander when you're using it...

(I'm cheering for the badfic being dead, of course, not poor Dafydd.)

Just now I know it's not going to be like the end of HP 6/7 that's all. Still don't know exactly what's going to happen.

It's done! It's DEAD! Huzzah!

And you'd better not take another two and a half years to tell us what happened.

Awesome! Take your time with it though, I wouldn't wanna inconvenience you. It was a sad, sad day that I discovered most people have lives....

Well, that solves that. It was one of my random little thoughts that I have while I try to go to sleep at night... Ah the mysterious ways of Artic's mind...
Expect more of these random thoughts eventually though, proudly bought to you by the letters 'W', 'T' and 'F'

It is a monster made out of an old sock, but don't worry I washed it first!

I see Tawaki has done the traditional greeting.

Ooh, Quenya. Neat. And you're welcome.

Ah, I am also a fan of He Whose Name Translates as Well-formed Redhead. :D

I knew I'd curse a SilmSue into existence as soon as I wrote that there were none. Sorry, one and all.

What if the grammar was incorrect and it should have read 'Peace? Out!'. Because the Fëanorians are a fairly violent bunch. Talking to animals, I don't know. I agree with BattleHamster, I thought that was Celegorm's area.

mission MacGyver's niece/adopted daughter is a key element in Murdoc's, Mac's nemesis, plans to kill him. Agents Steve and Allison explain why she's not.

*hugs fellow fan of the Fëanorians* After all, it's much safer than hugging them.

No. Just no.

And it's Celegorm who's the animal person.

Hail and well met, and other such phrases. Welcome.

*hands over bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*

These are my gifts for you as a newbie. Throw the pebbles at Sues and marvel at the shininess of the Shiny Object.

Always nice to have new faces around. Silmarillion-fandom! AWESOME!

Now...I'm guessing you'll want to write for the PPC at some point?

Here's the info you'll need.

First of all, you should spend about a month hanging around on the Board. Let everyone get to know you. Join in with discussions. During that time, check out some of the PPC stuff that's been written. A good place to look for stuff is the PPC Wiki, found here:

http://ppcwiki.wikilot.com/wiki/Main_Page

Make sure to read the Original Series, and have a look at Huinesoron's work- the Reorganisation/ Crashing Down and the DOGA website, mainly. (He's the main chronicler of PPC history, as well as doing about a million and one other projects. Strange person he is, but we all love him to bits for it. Links on the wiki.)

Also during that time, think yourself up an Agent or two. If you're working with someone, then one Agent each might be a good idea. Think about what Department you might like to go into- is it just Mary Sues, or are there other things that bother you, like Bad Slash or Technical Errors?

Then, once your month or so is up, post on the Board asking for Permission. Include brief descriptions of your Agents and a sample of your writing so the Permission Givers can get a feel for your style. Then wait a bit. Within the next few days, you should get a reply from a Permission Giver. Once Permission is granted, write away!

Note: if anyone gives you links to something called C*l*br**n, That Series, Littlefoot x Cera or anything called Legendary Badfic, for the love of everything sacred, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. They are called Legendary Badfic for a reason. You can find summaries of them on the Wiki, but even those could melt your brain.

Lovely to have you. Welcome to the insanity.

Use it to shut the mouths of particularly annoying 'Sues.

Welcome!