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Seriously, though. This is a lot of badfic in one place that is not a collection.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6928960/chapters/15804844
A WBWL fic, Dark Harry & Dark “Hermione Cassiopeia Riddle” (despite the fact that she is a freaking MUGGLEBORN)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7546407
Sub HarryxHarem.
I... feel like that’s enough bye

Includes: Ginny&Molly bashing, Good!Snape, some Dumbledore Bashing, that “Ginny gives Harry a love potion” trope, “Soul Bonding”, Mpreg being an Actual Thing
WARNING: EXPLICIT
https://archiveofourown.org/works/436443?view_adult=true

Not sure how that works but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Well, I feel a bit less embarrassed...

*ahem*
I would like to apologize for my... vaguely rude (since I have no idea how else to describe it) announcement of the WBWL trope.

(I feel like I should add on.)

(Hey, is actual interaction over the internet-)

(I was just mad at the badfic I am reading/ missioning/I really have no idea what to call it. I mean, sure, let’s make this 12 year old boy possess the same knowledge of potions as NICHOLAS FLAMEL, not like it’s unrealistic or anything.)

(No, I’m serious. That actually happens.)

But I think the Boorman script was actually a licensed adaptation for a little bit. So even though plans fell through (thank Eru) it still holds a position somewhere more canonical than fanfic but less canonical than other adaptations. The mission for it addresses its sort of pseudo-canonical state.

I don't believe they qualify as legendary badfics since a) they're far less well-known than the Jackson films and b) they were never released to the general public anyway, but this is a neat little bit of film history either way.

Totally stealing that idea of Aragorn dual-wielding the shards of Narsil for something else later on. :P

Have some popcorn and a pack of cat-shaped sticky notes!

If I remember right the details involved a new OFU somehow, but that's all I've got.

I've been here a little while and I figured it was about time. I originally joined the PPC because I wanted to write missions, and I feel like I'm kinda getting the gist of things. My stuff is at this link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CyjKKYmomjm7F1t1ZUoioLesI9X7T2AnwAZlQdF7w0w/edit?usp=sharing

Yeah, that's not an inaccurate summary.

Also, it's interesting to note the differences between Enkidu and Gilgamesh. Enkidu, the recently civilized wild man, is the gentler of the two (for the most part). Heck, he keeps freeing animals from traps, which is why he needs to be dealt with to begin with.

By contrast, Gilgamesh, two-thirds divine, is described at the start as "a raging bull," and is shown to be arrogant, reckless, and initially tyrannical.

I get the feeling the gods here might well be more feared than loved...

Nesh, Lemony is so proud of you. ;P

I’ve certainly had dreams about the Board turning into a mess and I usually wake up in a cold sweat to grab my laptop and make sure I haven’t started another round of drama.

Nicer dreams I’ve had involved discovering the PPC via falling into a plothole—I actually recycled one of those for my hundredth story when I finally wrote Rina and Randa’s recruitment. Funnily enough, I don’t think I’ve dreamed myself as any of my self-inserts, just as Agent Addison. *shrugs*

They just disappear for about ten days. =]

Most recently, I dreamed that the Board had been taken over by a spambot or something. I think I was unable to post, and I was trying to find where everyone had gone to wait it out—the wiki, the Other Board, or something else. It was one of those worrisomely realistic ones where I had to check and make sure everything was okay when I woke up. No ypurs this time!

Dreaming about the PPC is also how I got the idea behind "The Cabin," so there's that, too. >.>

~Neshomeh

So, a hairy ape-man learns to *ahem* cooperate socially with other people, leaves the forest, and thereby becomes human? Did the Akkadians mythologize evolution before England was even a nation where some guy called Darwin could be born?

~Neshomeh really needs to read this.

"What the hell was that? You just... KEPT DOING IT. For a WEEK! Why?"

And SomePig wants to let them know if they ever want her back on Widowmaker, she is more than happy to don a Meyerpire disguise because "Screw playing as a human I hate it I hate it I hate it—"

(I laughed very loudly at "I'm picking Torb". That was hands-down my favorite part.)

It's just humans (and maybe a few other outliers like bonobos and dolphins) who get all emotional over it and make it weird.

"Enkidu," said a ground squirrel, while avoiding looking into the human's eyes, "that was weird. You made it weird. Why did you make it so weird? Look, I don't really want to be seen around you any more. Weirdo."

—doctorlit put a lot of effort into making that passage match the feel of the original tablets

And the most cunning of her detectives and the most cunning of her criminals would put their heads together to find novel ways of thwarting them. Of course, most of the incidents would have to be of the noodle variety.