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Love is a grand, life-changing thing, but it doesn't magically make everything perfect! We're dealing with one guy who isn't supposed to be having any of the feelings he's having and is pretty nervous about the implications, and another guy who's just bi enough to swing over the fence but still typically more attracted to women and, as we'll see in Part 3, is a bit skittish about all the technological augmentations on his friend's body. They've still got some work to do. But bear with it, and you, like them, will be well rewarded.

Don't worry, there's making out next chapter, too, you horndogs. ;3

--Lemony

(( Glad you're enjoying it so far! ^_^

~Neshomeh ))

I find your lack of confidence saddening. You must not phrase so much of your language as questions, and I find your confused response in the face of foolishness similarly disheartening. You must be firm with those who approach you as fools.

Ave Imperator!

Eternal Glory to the sons of Dorn!

When did I fall through the rift into your home dimension, where men aren't human beings? Dare I ask what the women are like here?

--Lemony

(( And there's the peak snark I have so much fun unleashing. Thank you for this opportunity. <3 ~Neshomeh ))

I think a human/astartes relationship would be unstable anyway. Marines can't really function outside the doctrines of the chapter, war-band, or legion.

I particularly liked the inclusion of my own category for number of missions written. :P

Ordinarily, this may be the case. But what I don't think you understand is that being in a relationship fundamentally changes the dynamic. Once two men enter a relationship, that relationship will be unstable until one of them asserts dominance over the other. In this case, it was Thoth over Derik. Although I suppose it could have been the other way, if Derik were less meek and emotional... ^_^

Listen SMDS, you wanna roll with the big boy over on 40k street, you gotta learn how Space Marines work. First of all, they are not "alpha." Each space marine was designed to take orders without question, and serve with totall loyalty. Even a hertic astartes is still just the peaon of a bigger, nastier Chaos Champion, so unless Thoth has gotten a promotion while I wasn't looking, he and Derick are in the same boat. The 'guy-who-gets-told-what-to-do-and-damn-the-consequences boat".

Was there an actual option on the spinoffs page for "I am Iximaz" or is that something that Iximaz wrote in?

Sorry, I'm over here laughing so hard my mom thought I was choking.

Thanks for pointing it out.

~Ak

So, Lemony has been doing "her" version of Thorik, which is blatantly unrealistic and wrong. Here's a much better, more realistic way to go about it.

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((This fic is NSFW. It contains aspects of dubcon. I found it disturbing to write. You have been warned))
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1toT97Q4DGW0SjXu4i61bTiwQhIqWW2ndJSwqhQTK5HI/edit?usp=drivesdk

"Possibly disgruntled evles", found over in the "What genres do you read?" section of page 7.

There's already over 80 questions and I had to avoid blowing the questionnaire up even more

Hey everyone!
The annual PPC Census is here. You can find the link here. Partcipation is, as always, entirely voluntary but encouraged.

Many thanks to Novastorme for betaing the survey and to JulyFlame for creating the framework years ago.

~Ak

((...And thank you for giving this alter ego some well-deserved smacks, Neshomeh.))

Have a seat by the fire, grab a cup of cocoa and feel free to leave your sanity by the door. If you like conversing with people I'd suggest joining our Discord server; here's an invite.

For your Newbie gift have a thermos flask of Bleeptea. The flask is a bit shy, so be nice to it or you might scare it.

~Ak

Faolan is a werewolf, not whatever an anderlight is. Isn't Illian's girlfriend Constance anyway?

Just you wait until the next chapter, you're going to love it!!!

ABO, is, of course, a brilliant framework for understanding male-male interactions. This fic also starts off well by establishing Faolan's obvious superiority as the more masculine, dominant man. This is a fantastic example of how fics should be written, and I am eager to see Faolan take physical dominance over Charlus soon.

I like how you've taken time to nail Derik and Thoth's characters. It makes the whole thing so much more believable and exciting, and I always enjoy flowery confessions of love!

I think there's a problem, though. You've had these characters confess their obvious hidden love for each other several times now, so why can't we just get on with it???! Relationship development is nice and all, but you know we're all here for only one thing ;). Stop with the slow burn nonsense and get to the good stuff!

((You're a mad genius. I love this thing you've done.))

(( The horns, if you're wondering. As in, rock on! ~Neshomeh ))

Oh, boy. That's not an expression of exasperated disbelief—okay, it is, but I am also addressing you as the misguided kid I assume you are.

Listen, girl. It sounds like you're getting all your ideas about sex, specifically between men, from a certain class of fanfiction. And you know what? Liking that stuff is fine. I ain't here to kinkshame anybody. If you and your hypothetical partner wanna role-play like that, and you're both equally into it, and you know how to do it safely, sanely, and consensually, that's great! You do you.

Thing is, though, fanfic is not real life. If you approach the kink in real life the way the pe—

... the way the hu—

(Deep breath, Lemony, you can do this.)

... the way the caricatures characters in those stories do...

(Got there!)

... wait, what was my point again?

Oh, right. I have several. 1) HEALTHY relationships are founded on good communication. 2) The sex acts you like to perform or have performed on you have nothing to do with your value as a(n) [insert gender/sex/orientation here]. 3) There's no such thing as an "alpha" or "beta" or "omega" in real life—no, not even in wolves. Do not get me started on wolves. And 4) "expressions of power through sexual dominance" is not how decent human people behave toward people they care about!

Unless, of course, it has been thoroughly discussed beforehand and everyone involved has given their enthusiastic consent, secure in the knowledge that they can use their safeword and end the scene at any time. That's different.

So. Before you lecture me on my level of sophistication again, maybe you wanna read some stuff that wasn't written by Coneheads purporting to represent actual human behavior first? Better yet, pick up some proper literature on the subject of sex and sexuality. Don't be shy: curiosity is normal! Please, for the love of little green apples, PLEASE explore outside the shitty relationship box!

--Lemony

(( Well that got longer than I intended. Sheesh. Lemony has Opinions On This Topic. But this shouldn't surprise anyone, since most of them are mine, too. Just with more condescension and sarcasm.

(( Anyway... yey. ^_^ I'll post the next bit tomorrow, probably. I gotta look it over again, and it's too late to mess around with it right now anyway.

~Neshomeh ))

Have a suit of genuine Imperial Guard flak armor, mantel of choice for countless heroes! I hope you enjoy yourself on this board.

You exist in the shared universe of St. Elsewhere, thus you only exist in the snow-globe of an autistic boy. I am your writer, and you will obey me.

P.S. I've never seen St. Elsewhere.