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(Things I Know Because Of Warrior Cats #75)

Is there anything you have against Wattpad (I'd like to know so I can get an account on there and/or Quotev), or are we just trying to make fun of all writing sites equally?

-Twistey

P.S. I image searched voles. They are rodents. But why voles? Voles are actually cute! I guess they're still considered a pest, though. Lookit dat face.

I have no authority. But I do like talking nicknames. And insulting AO3. My favorite diminutive nicknames for AO3 are The Relatively Shallow Hole Full Of Wolves, or, more succinctly, ABO3. But I think that has more to do with my... personal grievances.

^_^

https://www.wattpad.com

Wattpad is a site for all kinds of writing, kind of like the Pit. Also like the Pit, it houses a wide variety of fanfic, and by extension, a wide variety of badfic. It's basically the Pit with original!fic, art books, books being used as blogs, and lots of stuff that doesn't count as writing.

With the general consensus of enough Boarders, this site shall be known as the Other Pit of Voles, or the Other Pit for short.

While we're on the subject, I have a question: Where does the "Voles" in "Pit of Voles" come from? Does it come from "plotholes?"

Thanks for the introduction! It's refreshing to see another Aspie on the internet.

My agent will be a cartoonish representation of me, but with a stand (don't question it). I'm mainly planning on sporking badslash fics, so I guess he'll be an exorcist. I can show you what I have in mind once I get permission to start sporking, so please be a patient pickle until then.

Also, thanks for the gift. I mean, I have no idea how to use a sword properly, but I'm sure it will come in handy.

-LCRex

Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of the Falchion (no relation to my self-insert agent) and a chibi Shadow Heartless plushie!

My reasoning for saying badfic was that to be bad*fic*, it has to be both bad, which it is, and *fan*fic. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

*works together with the mini to fire lots of snowballs at you*

Well, don't hurt yourself. I'll strive to improve my own hair. Thank you for the offer though.

And thanks!

I’m running out of gifts, but have a fire-proof snowball (see a few threads down) on the condition that you don’t throw it at me.

As for being a Suethor, I never published it but I have a fifty-page Warriors fic filled with ridiculously overdone angst. So there’s nothing to worry about!

Tbh, I think the problem here isn't "is it badfic or not", but rather, "is it *fan*fic or not".

I don't believe it really counts as a fanfic, no, but that's only because it was actually published by someone (namely, PETA themselves). If it were a fangame, then yes, I would consider it a fanfic (the same as I personally consider mods and hackroms still set in the original universe of the game in question to be fanfic), but... having actual money behind it is what blurs the lines for me.

Were it a fangame, though, Bad Parody would definitely be all over Black and Blue.

there's so many newbies... let us in... we don't want to hurt you...

...braaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss...



...seriously though, thanks! The big one I didn't mention before is SMT/Persona, which I'm kinda high-key obsessed with, oops. And recently I've been getting back into Dragonlance too.

Hey there! I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who also has Asperger's and can't stop cranking out ideas. Just, just imagine me as a thumbs up sticking out of a huge pile of ideas. X'D I also have a lot of fandoms, currently exploring what I call the Holy Duality (which is Wolfenstein 3D and Lichtspeer) as well as delving into the world of bad Doom wads.

So, what do you intend to do here? What kinds of badfic do you wish to spork, and using what methods? Do you have any agent ideas? I'm pretty good at reviewing character bios and other short overviews like that, so I can help if you wish! :D

Now, for your newbie gift. Let's see. How about this cool sword made of stained glass pieces fused together? It has no special powers, but it's made from a stained glass window that I broke in a fit of rage. *holds up bandaged hand* See? (It's a long story.)

Anyway, it's nice to meet you. I hope you have a great time here! Welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

However, what do you intend to do here?
Hmm... mainly I want kill Sues, and help out other agents in certain fandoms they aren't well-versed in.
Any ideas for agents, etc.?
How about a Ascended agent from Rift (when angry, she grows taller), or an Eternal Guardian from Eden Eternal(she tends to whip out a sickleshot, or whatever weapon is handy, like a guitar)
Do you write original stuff?
Yeah, but it's crappy to me (having Asperger's results in long expospeak) Mirai Kings is pretty long (10-13k) Alesha Style Applejack is mainly poetry. However it's worth a read~

Have a suit of mildly holy Imperial Guard flak armor and a link to recursively translated Star Wars episode II:

https://imgur.com/a/EyuJM

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

...wow, I think I need to make another batch to keep up with the sudden influx. Anyway, hope you like it here!

All you get is water. :V

https://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

I'm not sure if this counts as badfic, seeing as it's a game, but man. It corrupts and twists the ENTIRE Pokémon franchise, nearly ALL of the enemies are character replacements, with Ghetsis probably being the only possessed one, Pikachu is replaced, the game mashes together the anime and the Black and White games heedlessly, resulting in MAJOR anachronisms, and Strawman!Not!Ash apparently gave away (or sold) one of his performers to Drunk!Not!Cheren, which just doesn't make sense. It's a game that sacrifices all forms of character development and logic to push a petty, stupid agenda about how a game about love and bonds somehow teaches kids to abuse animals. But hey, it's SATIRE, so they can twist the characters and replace and possess and corrupt them as much as they want because "it's all for a good cause."

Whew. Ranting is satisfying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some Large Ham!

I too live in a perpetual state of salt.