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...Although I'm pretty sure most of me is covered in hair at the moment. So it could be worse.

Have a half-kilo of lembas and a mildly holy suit of Imperial flak armor, pulled from the dark depths of Warhammer 40,000.

...what do you think would be the final boss would be?

My money's on this abomination: https://www.deviantart.com/r3troguy/art/Midnight-the-hedgehog-my-OC-277239611

Also, a smaller sword just seems more practical to take on missions.

Mission's I have Read
1. Original Series
2. some of Araeph's missions
3. 5 of Tawaki's missions

some fandoms i like are, the Tolkienverse, Harry Potter (i read that recently), and the PPCverse!

Name: Azoralth, once known to his comrades as the "Soul-Tracker"
Age: Uncertain
Species: Stormcast Eternal, formerly human.
Department: DoMS? Haven't decided yet.
Description:

One of Sigmar's own Stormcast Eternals, hailing from the Warhammer: Age of Sigmar setting. Like all Stormcast, he was once a faithful mortal warrior, plucked from the jaws of death by the God-King Sigmar and reforged via lightning and arcane magic into an immortal warrior. In his past life, he was a youth named Azoralth, a child of two reclusive mages of the Amethyst lore--the lore of Death Magic. (Not to be confused with the Lore of Undeath, which is necromancy.) His parents were also refugees; two of the few survivors of the Age of Chaos wherein the forces of the Chaos Gods ravaged the realms..
Before he was born, they had fled to Ghur, the Realm of Beasts, from the underworlds of Shyish, the Realm of Death. He was raised in almost total isolation, hidden away in a foreboding mountain range, and they taught him the basics of harnessing his latent magical talent for benevolent purposes and self-defense.
At sixteen summers of age, however, his world changed forever with the loss of his parents to a marauding warband of Orruks. His parents had predicted their attack on a nearby village, and presumably gave their lives protecting the village with their sorcery. When he realized they weren't coming back (they had left him alone with a black-bladed dagger and some supplies) he set out to follow their last instructions to him, left in the form of a note: "Find a Realmgate to Azyr [The Celestial Realm.] The Gates are open; seek out the God-King Sigmar for asylum in his halls."
Thus, he set off across the realms, on an adventure that would see him eventually becoming the leader of a rag-tag band of young refugees and strays of various Realms and species, on a quest to find a gate to Azyr. ALong the way, however, they were pursued by various forces of the Undead, sent by the necromantic followers of the jealous Lord of Undeath, Nagash. This culminated in an act of desperate self-sacrifice in which Azoralth fully unlocked his magical potential and challenged one of Nagash's vampire lords to a duel. The vampire, by nature unable to back down from a fight, even one so one-sided as this, accepted his challenge. Soon after, Azoralth gave up his life, buying his friends and companions time to flee to Azyr. Azoralth lay there dying as the vampire loomed over him, his friends' names upon his breath. However, before the vampire could inflict the curse of vampirism upon him, lightning struck down from the heavens, obliterating the creature. When the blinding light had faded, Azoralth was nowhere to be found...
An unspecified amount of time later, he had been reforged by the God-King, who had seen his valor and saved him from a fate worse than death. Now he was able to once again turn his magical prowess to a righteous cause, combined with the holy power of Sigmar's lightning as he took up the mantle of a Lord-Relictor--a warrior-priest charged with the protection of the very souls of his fellow Stormcast. Eventually, as his former companions died, one by one, they, too, were reforged to fight at his side as warriors of a Stormhost known as the Knights Revenant--a host of Stormcast tasked with seeking out, recovering, and maintaining knowledge and artifacts thought lost to history. He was no exception, and to this day he carries the same journal that he kept on his original journey to Azyr.

In the PPC-verse:
Once again taken up into a realm he had hardly dreamed of, he chooses to remain here due to the mission of his Stormhost in his home verse--the mission to preserve knowledge, and uncover hidden truths, the only difference being that it is now done on a multiversal scale, and instead of only fighting the foes of his home canon, in the name of Sigmar, he fights enemies of all sorts, in the name of upholding the balance of the multiverse. A part of him misses his comrades, but he has mostly accepted the burden of losing them as being for the greater good of existence as a whole.
Abilities and Weapons:
--His favored weapon, is, naturally, a relic hammer forged of the same metal as his armor--holy star-forged sigmarite, his other weapon being the black-bladed dagger his parents had left for him in his mortal life.
--He retains control over the Amethyst wind of magic, including the ability to literally see other beings' souls and interact with the deceased via physical contact with their remains. The holy powers bequeathed to him by his Reforging also remain usable, channeled through the reliquary staff he bears and manifesting in the form of holy lightning.

*Eats snowball*
YUM!
*Fires snow cannon*

Hello fellow newbie! I also have Asperger's as well, so I will usually make obscure references to tv shows or games.

Like, the katana is a weapon that implies the wielder heads into combat head-on, while the smaller wakizashi... doesn't.

...Also, ah, you misspelled "wakizashi".

So, what fandoms are you a part of, so we can get to know you a bit better?

Also, have this AEP7 laser pistol, from the wastelands of Fallout- along with a pack of Small Energy Cells to feed it! Sure, it's a bit basic, but it's still nice and reliable, I find.

This is a thread for playing Charge the Sue, a game I just made up!

To begin a game of Charge the Sue, someone must reply to this thread by saying something along the lines of "Name of hypothetical Sue, you are charged with the following:". Anyone who participates in that specific Sue's game can reply to that post by listing exactly one charge. It can be anything from "Being a Mary Sue" to something completely exotic and unlikely to be seen on any charge list. You cannot post twice in a row on the same game, but you can post in multiple games and you can post more than once in a game as long as the posts are not consecutive. Please do not consider already-added charges in your post, because we want to have some fun with this. In fact, try to make the charge lists silly, incoherent, and hilarious to your heart's content!

After a charge list has become long enough, any agent can close the thread by providing the final charge and choosing to sentence the Sue to death by any sufficiently ironic means.

Please don't specify which agent is doing the charging.

Let us begin!

1. I do that too with my OCs. In fact, my first four PPC characters that I came up with were all revamps of mediocre original worlds that an old RP group I was a part of came up with. Since Skater has created a thread for this, you can see them there, or post your own old OCs in there.
   
   2. Nice! I'll go check for video-format badfic on YouTube, just so you can check if it would be feasible to spork with an animation or not before I bring up the subject again.
   
   -Twistey

Considering how bouncy they are? Not many I'm afraid. Now how many Sues could they distract? That's a much better question with a much bigger answer.

I'm not actually any of those. It's just a name I came up with when I was a Suethor based on my Minecraft skin, and the name just stuck. But thanks for the extra bouncy balls! Do you KNOW how many Sues you could execute (or at least seriously irritate) at a time with these?

Thank you for coming here! There's currently a swarm of newbies, one of them being me.

Here, have a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck empowered with Essence of Anime Protagonist, allowing you to draw the exact right card at the exact right time and execute situational combos that no one in their right mind would dare trying in the real world. It also spontaneously generates cards that are only useful for getting you out of one particular tight spot and are never seen again.

Nevermind, good to see you aBoard!

You had time to read any missions while skating and DJing?

Oh, and here, have some extra-bouncy juggling balls, just in case you want to up the challenge :p