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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

...wow, I think I need to make another batch to keep up with the sudden influx. Anyway, hope you like it here!

All you get is water. :V

https://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

I'm not sure if this counts as badfic, seeing as it's a game, but man. It corrupts and twists the ENTIRE Pokémon franchise, nearly ALL of the enemies are character replacements, with Ghetsis probably being the only possessed one, Pikachu is replaced, the game mashes together the anime and the Black and White games heedlessly, resulting in MAJOR anachronisms, and Strawman!Not!Ash apparently gave away (or sold) one of his performers to Drunk!Not!Cheren, which just doesn't make sense. It's a game that sacrifices all forms of character development and logic to push a petty, stupid agenda about how a game about love and bonds somehow teaches kids to abuse animals. But hey, it's SATIRE, so they can twist the characters and replace and possess and corrupt them as much as they want because "it's all for a good cause."

Whew. Ranting is satisfying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some Large Ham!

I too live in a perpetual state of salt.

Ever-Styled Protagonist Hair? That's... a bit trickier. You see, Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ is an all-pervading force in the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum, so it's easy to capture some of its power without getting noticed. Hair, however, requires either messing with the canons (or original characters in goodfic) or harvesting some from Sues, and too much exposure to the glitter in that hair can lead to Sueicosis. But don't worry, I'll get you some if I can.

Again, welcome, and thanks for joining!

Oogh. That's... that's rough.

Technically not so bad for the reasons already cited, if you ask me, but I can't imagine Giratina and Arceus would get along in any capacity.

Maybe that's the appeal?

Yep, I sure have. It's of the unfortunate sort where the core ideas were good, but the execution wasn't stellar on account of me being a middle schooler. I might end up sporking them someday! That ought to be... something.

Also: mmm, love that sweet Ever-convenient Protagonist Luck. When can I expect the Ever-styled Protagonist Hair?

Name: Mirror Force
Spell/Trap category: Normal Trap
Effect: When your opponent declares an attack: Destroy all monsters your opponent controls.

Hello, I'm Skater! I, too, am new to the Board. Welcome, Anima!

I see that you've written badfic before. My recommendation is: Don't sweat it. Me AND SkarmorySilver have both been Suethors before, and those are just the ones I know off the top of my head! This is a pretty accepting community that's always in need of new blood from what I've seen, so enjoy your stay!

Here, have a lucky 32-sided die from the Gravity Falls continuum, empowered with Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ from the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum. You'll need it against the endless onslaught of Sues!

Welcome newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

Have this vintage Wattz 1000 Laser Pistol from the wastes of Fallout, complete with a pack of Small Energy Cells for fueling it with! It's not as powerful as the AEP7, but it's still plenty powerful enough to fry some Sues.

On one hand... I'm fairly certain that GiratinaXArceus counts as incest, seeing as Arceus directly created Giratina along with Dialga and Palkia.

On the other... they're both pretty much gods, with Arceus being the creator deity and Giratina being... erm, something close to Hades or perhaps Satan, although he controls the Distortion World, which isn't a form of afterlife. And in irl mythology, deities don't usually tend have the most stellar track record of avoiding incest... with Ancient Egypt being a stellar example.

So... it *might* not be a charge...? Or, at the very least, might not be as heavy of a charge as incest normally is in badfic...

If you like chocolate, have a welcome gift of chocolate bark! And I can't say I've seen fics written by Giratina, but I can think of one off the top of my head that shipped Giratina with Arceus.

Feel free to plug any of the smaller fandom canons in the Love thread below! :>

One entry...

Video Games: Persona Series.

...And I'm cheating. Atlus make excellent JRPGs, with a difficulty you just don't see as often today, bewitching plot, killer soundtracks, and come on, characters fighting with the power of Character Development has to count for something.

The two first entries are more like classical RPGs, while the later ones follow the protagonist along a school year, meaning time management for several factors, most important being proper bonding with the rest of the cast, taking place along the usual dungeon crawling and bosses fights, who went through several mutations at the occasion.

Titles are all across the PS line, although I recommend taking later versions of the games if you want to test them: the fact Atlus tries for constant improvement means older versions don't age so well when several comfort features of the later games aren't there.

Most recent entry is Persona 5 on PS4 and 3, and I think this one gets to be JRPG of the Decade. Just try this series people.

Seriously, three so fast... wow. We're lucky to have so much new blood. Welcome aboard, take a cup of klah, and don't mind ghe screaming. Feel free to list your more obscure fandoms, someone might know them.

There’s an insane person about! Then again, I haven’t exactly been acting sane myself, have I?

I suppose I don’t mind snow burning, it just seemed a bit unfair for someone else to do it!

Anyway, if you’re allowed magical powers, so am I... right? Well, whether I’m allowed any or not... *makes snow fireproof*

(I don’t know how powerful a decoy or whatever you call it is, so I’ll take your word for it.)

Cheers lads, my name is animaAdministrator (with the lowercase, as a grim reminder of the olden days); call me any permutation of that name you want. I'm new here!

...Well, I've known about the PPC for ages because I have a very strange love for original web fiction, but I've never posted on the Board before.

I have plenty of fandoms, but many of them (mercifully) don't receive enough badfic to find their way here. Of the ones that do, the big fandoms which come to mind are Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy, and Kingdom Hearts. I've had the (mis)fortune of being a gen fic writer in the Pokémon fandom for a long... long... LONG time, so I've seen my share of literary slaughter. If you recall any fics written by Giratina, literally just Giratina, those were mine!

Anyway, thank you for having me.

(You said Calvin-ball; this is totally fair game. ;) )

*appears* *baffs S.M.F. with a snow-Calvin-ball* Woo, three points to me! {= D *vanishes again*

~Neshomeh

I didn't think much of it until now. Thanks for the recommendation.

-Twistey