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This is a thread for playing Charge the Sue, a game I just made up!

To begin a game of Charge the Sue, someone must reply to this thread by saying something along the lines of "Name of hypothetical Sue, you are charged with the following:". Anyone who participates in that specific Sue's game can reply to that post by listing exactly one charge. It can be anything from "Being a Mary Sue" to something completely exotic and unlikely to be seen on any charge list. You cannot post twice in a row on the same game, but you can post in multiple games and you can post more than once in a game as long as the posts are not consecutive. Please do not consider already-added charges in your post, because we want to have some fun with this. In fact, try to make the charge lists silly, incoherent, and hilarious to your heart's content!

After a charge list has become long enough, any agent can close the thread by providing the final charge and choosing to sentence the Sue to death by any sufficiently ironic means.

Please don't specify which agent is doing the charging.

Let us begin!

1. I do that too with my OCs. In fact, my first four PPC characters that I came up with were all revamps of mediocre original worlds that an old RP group I was a part of came up with. Since Skater has created a thread for this, you can see them there, or post your own old OCs in there.
   
   2. Nice! I'll go check for video-format badfic on YouTube, just so you can check if it would be feasible to spork with an animation or not before I bring up the subject again.
   
   -Twistey

Considering how bouncy they are? Not many I'm afraid. Now how many Sues could they distract? That's a much better question with a much bigger answer.

I'm not actually any of those. It's just a name I came up with when I was a Suethor based on my Minecraft skin, and the name just stuck. But thanks for the extra bouncy balls! Do you KNOW how many Sues you could execute (or at least seriously irritate) at a time with these?

Thank you for coming here! There's currently a swarm of newbies, one of them being me.

Here, have a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck empowered with Essence of Anime Protagonist, allowing you to draw the exact right card at the exact right time and execute situational combos that no one in their right mind would dare trying in the real world. It also spontaneously generates cards that are only useful for getting you out of one particular tight spot and are never seen again.

Nevermind, good to see you aBoard!

You had time to read any missions while skating and DJing?

Oh, and here, have some extra-bouncy juggling balls, just in case you want to up the challenge :p

*ahem* sorry, here have a freshly buttered bun and a bottle of ketchup... You never know when you'll need sustenance here.

Read any of our wonderful missions and spin-offs?

I say that like I'm about to advertise my own don't I? Shame I've never got past a Prelude...

Have a free bendy pencil and a waterproof notepad!

Have you read any missions or spin-offs yet? Any favourites if so?

Here's a rack of anti-tank missiles and a launcher to go with em. Have fun!
So, what brings you here?

Hello! This is my first time posting on The Board

Yes, Kuro is from World One, so I am going to reconsider those physical abilities. He is not physically fit enough to be a ninja (but he is fit enough to be a PPC agent).

There are times when Kuro overdoes it with the dramatization, and there are times when he gets it just right.

Also, why would a wazikashi be better than a katana for non-direct combat? I will take your advice, but I'm just curious.

I love banality in the bizarre. A western-obsessed conspiracy-style lizardman definitely drags that out.

Gonna be honest, it doesn't really feel like Edward has enough characterization. His favorite thing to do is merely teasing his sister? Then again, perhaps there's a ton of characterization hiding behind his secretiveness...

However, the biggest problem I have is with the Powers section. The "His favorite method of killing is Avada Kedavra" bit really rubs me the wrong way- mostly because it reeks of trivialization. The Killing Curse is one of the three Unforgivable Curses- it's not something to be wielded like a gun or a sword. Heck, the wiki itself says that just throwing out Unforgivable Curses like nothing without Serious Consequences coming your way is a serious charge, and when it's something that can be pinned as a serious charge against a Sue, you do not want your agents doing it. (Not to mention, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is not part of the Potterverse, and thus, Edward shouldn't be able to use Potterverse spells without a Muggle-use Wand, which don't tend to come pre-loaded with Unforgivable Curses.)

Well, either way, here’s my first agent:

Name: Edward Stone (formerly Edward Eagle, but he changed it because he was being teased)

Age: 20 (ish)

Species: Peculiar male

Department: DoMS, Harry Potter division

Edward is tall with dark hair and his favourite thing to do is wind his sister up. He can control water, but very rarely does because there’s not much water in HQ and it doesn’t work when he’s disguised. He lives on chocolate and coffee and is completely anti-social. In fact, with the exception of Kat, he hates people and likes to be as secretive as possible.

History: Along with his sister, he started life as an OC in an (imaginary) Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children badfic, in which his sole purpose was to turn evil because the Sue ditched him for her LO. Since being rescued by the PPC he’s been working with his sister Kat in the DoMS.

Powers: As mentioned, water control. His favourite method of killing is Avada Kedavra.

The better for cranial air conditioning in summer. But humans, of course, are not for fluffing, especially those of us with very short hair.

—doctorlit at a goodbye dinner party for another zookeeper

Is Kuro from World One? If he is, you might want to reconsider those physicals.

I don't think someone can be cool from over-dramatization, since "over" implies that it is too much.

Also, I think a wakizashi would be a better weapon for a PPC agent, since it's smaller, and thus easier to carry around, and PPC agents don't often head into direct combat, while traditionally a katana implies that the user does so.

I hope this helps. Thoughts?

FIMFiction.net needs representation, too. It's basically "Fanfiction.net except exclusively for the My Little Pony fandom", right down to the "F__fiction.net" name for the site.

Pit of Moles, perhaps? It's one letter away from Pit of Voles, just like FIMFiction.net is two letters away from Fanfiction.net...