Subject: SALUTATIONS!
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Posted on: 2020-05-25 20:00:00 UTC

IT IS SO NICE TO SEE A FELLOW INTELLECTUAL AGAIN! WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS QUESTIONING THE ROLE OF GOVERNMENT OVERREACH IN DAILY LIFE WITH SOME NE'ER-DO-WELL WHEN ANOTHER OF SAME HAD THE TEMERITY! THE GALL! TO SAY "MA'AM THIS IS A SAINSBURY'S PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT THE NICE MAN FOR WEARING A MASK DURING A PANDEMIC YOU'RE SCARING THE TIZER"! I HAD NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE AND SO DEMANDED TO SEE HIS MANAGER! WHEN THE YOUNG INGRATE - WHO WAS PROBABLY FOREIGN, ONE OF THOSE PLACES THAT SOUNDS MADE UP LIKE LUTON OR CARLISLE - TOLD ME THAT HE DIDN'T WORK THERE BUT WAS JUST EMBARRASSED ON MY BEHALF I ALMOST FAINTED! IT TURNS OUT THAT DESPITE MY CIRCULAR BREATHING PRACTICE I CANNOT SCREAM AT SOMEONE FOR TEN SOLID MINUTES WITHOUT BECOMING LIGHT-HEADED! MORE PRACTICE NEEDED CLEARLY!


(good grief)

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