Subject: ALL SHALL LOVE YOU?
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Posted on: 2020-05-26 00:36:13 UTC

I WASN'T CONSULTED ABOUT THIS! I GET TO CHOOSE WHETHER OT NOT I LOVE SOMEONE! EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY HUSBAND, WHO CHOSE THAT I LOVE HIM AND OUR FOUR LOVELY CHILDREN: BRAMWELL, ARAMINTA, TARQUIN, AND GWYNDOLYN! I CHOOSE TO LOVE THEM ALL EVEN THOUGH HAVING THE WHOLE STEAMING PACK OF THEM MEANT I ABANDONED MY ARCHITECTURE DEGREE TO RAISE THE KIND OF FECKLESS INGRATES WHO ASKED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND INSTEAD OF THE ISLE OF WIGHT! BRING BACK THE SLIPPER, I SAY! IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM! I CAN'T WALK PAST BIRCH TREES WITHOUT HAVING A FIT OF THE VAPOURS BUT IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM! IN ANY EVENT, I CERTAINLY DID NOT CHOOSE TO LOVE YOU! AND AS IS MY RIGHT AS A CITIZEN OF THE GREAT AND NOBLE NATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND NOT JUST NORTHERN IRELAND REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY ON THE NEWS, I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER ABOUT THE INSULT YOUR WORDS LEVY AT MY PERSON!


(oh god why is mirror scape a karen what went wrong there)

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