Subject: If I did it, it's because it was right and proper and needed to be done.
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Posted on: 2020-05-30 20:52:04 UTC
I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.
(( With props to Eugene of the Try Guys for that quip, which I've been wanting to use since this started. ))
tips fedora
Now, as you may have seen the state of this sorry world of yours is of absolutely ill repute. This is why me and my fellow chivalrous warriors decided to organize a fellowship and come to you with a friendly expedition in order to englighten you and bring your puny brains some much needed knowledge. Now then, take us to your leader... and provide this gentleman with some refreshments and the supreme dew from the mountains. And watch yourself, m'ladies, he's single ;>
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((Son of a mother, I need to disinfect my hands from so much cringe. Anyway, yeah, there was a thought back in Discord about the Mirrorverse PPC and Mirrorverse Boarders. Just... go crazy, ladies and Bruces))
My apologies for being late. My agents were acting up and I had to settle the agruement.
I don't have any cookies. One of my agents {Settle down back there!} stole them. Maybe it was O'Ryan when he left to become a math teacher. A math teacher! What an absurd thought!
(Apologies. I didn't realize I could change what was shown in the Author box until today.)
((Thanks for the reminder. If I do more mirror!me posts, hopefully incorporating some will work out.
~Z))
...have lots of things to say!!
For example: CHEESECAKE!!
woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
You guys, I'm so excited to be here with all of you, I love all your stories and everyone here is perfect! I hope you guys like me too!
In which Huinesoron ropes Morri into accompanying him into a Legendary Dullfic, and I go to any lengths to avoid the scene with the leeches, because ew.
Please do read and review; there's not much point writing if you don't appreciate it.
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*I assume you have installed a Tengwar font by this time.
((I am so glad I didn't turn out this obnoxious - stop smirking! I'm pretty sure Mirror!me looks exactly like this, and to be honest I can see Blonde!Mirror!Kaitlyn as well.
'Lords of the Ring' has been my headcanon for a long time; someday I'll get round to writing the DAS Mirror Multiverse Atlas. ~hS))
But I guess if it has to be someone else, it had better be you. Nice move having Roxanna actually replace that slob OC. Actually recruiting her to the cause would've been better, though. Maybe Huinesoron will get another shot at it next time?
Also, where's my cameo? You literally can't talk about the history of this Dullfic without acknowledging my agents' role in it! Come on.
(( Ugh, I hate Mirror!Nesh. Petulant not-quite-demands to be included in other people's stuff are sadly a thing young!me actually did, so escalating that to full-on demands seemed right. I have no idea which characters were allegedly involved or what she thinks was so important, but it probably wasn't actually that big a deal. *deepest eye-roll* ))
I completely forgot that you ever made an attempt at it. I guess it just wasn't that memorable, you know?
But don't worry - Agent Me will most certainly be making up for your failings. Watch This Space.
((I am so sorry, he's awful. I'm actually almost tempted to write Evil Agent hS and Evil Dafydd taking on Don't Panic now - quite possibly with cameos from your Subjugationned agents.))
I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS! LET ME SHOW YOU THIS HILARIOUS AND RELATABLE "MEME" FROM MY FACEBOOK LOCKDOWN GIN AND PROSECCO GROUP!
I GOT ARAMINTA TO DO THAT FOR ME BECAUSE SHE IS BOTH A LESBIAN AND A DISAPPOINTMENT SO SHE MUST KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT MAN THINGS LIKE COMPUTERS AND FOOTBALL AND PUBS! I WONDER IF THIS FORMAT WORKS WITH THOSE HILARIOUS MINION THINGS TOO!
(tag urselves im goldo)
Now /this/ is how you have fun with a canon. Any 'purists' in the room, please take note! And then leave. Forever.
I like to think of myself as a Legodo. :)
((You monster.))
I, uh, likked da... ledders on the... paper. They was nice...
I can't believe I'm getting to read one of your missions, that's just so neat! Your mission was lovely and you are perfect in every way! I hope one day I can write missions like that! And then everyone will like my missions and they'll like me! ((deep breath Charter above, I've been writing as my mirror self for two posts and I already feel the sugar coating the entirety of my mouth. I enjoyed the mission quite a lot- the idea of EPC agents getting irritated by parody fic brings a smile to my face. And seeing a Sue get rescued hurts my poor heart. By the Seven, he ruffled her hair!))
A bit too short, but that's what sequels are for, right? ;)
Oh, do write more, there's a dear. It always brightens up my day :)
~*Z
((I've been chewing over the idea of Mirror!Zing since this thread went up. So far, I've come up with just a little bit, to the effect of 'speaks her mind more frequently and with less worry about phrasing things correctly (apart from to get the best result for her--other people's feelings or misunderstandings aren't her concern)' and 'knows she seems innocent/harmless/sweet/friendly and, instead of trying to somehow shatter that image, which would probably be kind of difficult to do properly and annoying to keep working at, figured that the better way to go is to use it as much as suits her'. Basically, she's fine with being manipulative and frequently doesn't actually care much about how other people perceive her or react to what she says/does unless it's going to really inconvenience her.
...okay, looks like that's a more complete character than I'd thought. I may have even somewhat figured out how she talks now; we'll see, I suppose.
(Also, emoticons. Many emoticons. Overuse them. I left excessive punctuation more or less behind after early teenagerhood, but I could see mirror!me sticking a small handful of emoticons in everywhere.)
Re: the mission, I feel like I'm missing a joke with the Morrigan, and it's kind of jarring to see Agent hS not speaking, y'know, actual Tolkien languages, but that was very amusing and a fun read. The clones got me grinning right off, too. All in all, nicely done!
~Z))
If I go to the trouble of explaining my plans, the least you could do is listen.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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*I assume you have installed a Tengwar font by this time.
((You're not missing anything with Morri/Morgan. Morgan's big thing is /not/ being an arrogant Gallifreyan (often), so going full Pretentious Name for her Mirror counterpart seemed appropriate. Morgan I chose to name herself after the Battle-Crow; Morgan III doesn't really live up to it. But she's a /mean/ drunk.))
And I liked how you developed the EPC (and the theory of how missions work) more.
You wrote a mirrorverse fic on a whim. With minimal planning.
Have a cookie.
((But holy moley, this is a lot. I barely know where to start. I love all the mirror canon titles you created, and the implications for how those stories are different from what we know. I love the general shift into an entirely different perspective, and the missioning of a goodfic to show that perspective off. On that note, am I reading this line right? "'Like, the only way to permanently destabilise a fictive spatio-temporal line is to entangle it with an EPC agent's personal event-line before you make any changes.'" Is this the opposite of how PPC agents have to keep hidden and not interact with canon? You're saying EPC agents actually have to get themselves involved with canon characters in order to finish their missions? That is just such a weirdly intrusive detail to include; it fits perfectly, both with their modus operandi, and their general egotism and self-importance.))
((I had to look up what the "Morrigan" was, but now that I have, I love that choice, too.))
((. . . I guess this is less a review and more just gushing about something I read. So maybe I got a little into character, after all?))
((—doctorlit, not really settled on his mirror personality yet))
That line is a theory (well, hypothesis) about why PPC/EPC/TCDA/etc agents actually have to spend time in the story. I mean, they can read the words on the screen and learn literally everything, so why do they need to go in there in the first place?
Hence, the hypothesis: agents have to make themselves part of the story to change it. In the same way that a long and detailed fanfic can alter the canon (at least according to the PPC... but this is how we get fanon, actually), a long and detailed 'story' - ie, a mission, a linking of event-lines - allows the agent to directly alter the badfic.
It is, of course, Only A Theory (probably out of Analytical Sciences), but it handily explains why some fics wind up being missioned twice: the initial mission wasn't entwined sufficiently for its effect to last. The destabilising effect is proportionate to both the scale of the intervention and its length; we can conjecture some examples:
-Normal PPC mission: duration = 3 (bulk of the story), scale = 3 (the Duty): effect = 3x3 = 9.
-MST: duration = 5 (full length), scale = 1 (just snark), 5x1 = 5.
-Lazy PPC mission: duration = 2, scale = 3, 2x3 = 6.
-Nuke it from orbit: duration = 1 (in and out), scale = 5 (bye-bye world), 1x5 = 5
Throw in the fact that too large a scale can ripple back to the canon proper, and you find the best result is a mid-scale intervention (eg, killing a Suvian), taken after as much of the fic as the agents can stomach.
Which is what we see. :)
But mostly, Morri was just technobabbling.
hS
I like it—it explains why missions to Legendary Badfics tend to tackle the whole thing, or close to it. Gotta have that ripple back to canon to undo that kind of damage. I fear that, taken the wrong way, this might encourage long missions that don't NEED to be long, but then some of us (read: me) never needed an excuse to run long. ^_~
What say you of the TOS rule that the agents have to wait until the particular moment the canon and/or the baseline quality of the fic is well and truly broken?
~Neshomeh
The principle there is that before a major change, the badfic isn't all that strongly entangled with the canon. If you kill the badfic before it's entangled, there's a belief that the entangled portion won't be affected - it'll 'break loose' of the section you killed, and actually affect the canon all the more for not having the dead weight of the part you killed.
Or something.
Anyway, 'length' is just one way of describing the process of entanglement. The EPC love it, because it makes their mission reports torture to read (plus the agents get to spend more time out of their HQ). The PPC would rather you find another way. :)
hS
Could it be possible that the effectiveness of a mission as far as length goes might be related to editing/betaing time just as much as it's related to the length of the mission in pages? That'd also serve as a good point of comparison between a high-effort mission, an MST, and just nuking something.
I weally don't knowo howo to rwespwond to this...but...ive just been browosing Quotev, and sowomebody said that I do not wwite well!! Which is not twue!! My oc is awesome! And vewwy good and kind!! Why doesn't anyone like her? Characters are suppwosed to be pwerfect!! Why else owould you wwite?
(That physically hurt to type. I was faced with two options: be the Jean who never immigrated from China, or be Suethor!Betel. Since I can't imagine anyone wanting to read two block paragraphs of Chinese, I went with the latter option. shivers)
Omg same i get these comments all the time on my yt ;-; i can ship whoever i want and snas is mine their just haters dont listen to them UwO
y'know what a community like this really needs? some nice political and religious arguments. who knows, maybe there'll be a nice, entertaining flame war. the thought of it really puts a smile on my face. DEUS VULT
I mean, if you want to create some lovely drama for us, I suppose I'll settle in with some popcorn, but bringing the whole community into it? Yawn.
~*Z
((:P))
If everyone just listened to ME, everything would be perfect! Like me! The world is so simple when you look at it that way. :D
(( Mirror!Neshomeh doesn't need to sign her posts, because signalling accountability for your words is for chumps, so she never got into the habit. Prime!Neshomeh feels naked without putting something at the end, though. >.> ))
World'd be simper if everyone lissened to ya 'cause YER SIMPLE! Ya wan lissening? say sum'in like dat wun more time and ill make ya lissen ta ma fist!
((First of all, I forgot to put Mirror Gamer as my author. Ouch. Second of all, Mirror Neshomesh is seriously scaring me at this point, which means you’re doing really well...))
Do you have any idea who I am? Disrespect me again, and you'll be outta here before you can say "banhammer."
(( Obviously Mirror!Neshomeh is a tyrannical mod [which the Mirror!Board obviously has] with no compunctions about banning anyone who types at her cross-eyed. ^_~ ))
((By the way, it's Damian Thorne. It's just that I've done several embarrassing things under this name, and thus it befits my mirror self more than just "Mirror Damian."))
I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.
(( With props to Eugene of the Try Guys for that quip, which I've been wanting to use since this started. ))
Like watching Evangelion, or writing missions. Or coming up with new agents after killing some off~
((gods, balancing "obnoxiously perky" and "vaguely sinister" is tricky))
On the Discord, we were having a conversation about our mirror selves, as in, our opposites. Now, we're role playing as them.
a version of ourselves that's twisted in a way that is very much not us, but could have been us. Not quite opposites.
I've always ( = maybe two years?) felt that the Mirror Universe in Trek, and by extension the Mirror Multiverse, isn't the place where good is evil and evil is good - it's the place where everyone kind of sucks. Their stories are broadly the same (hence Kirk and Picard both wind up as captains of the Enterprise), but their progress through them is the path their worst selves would take. It's the universe where people give in to their worst impulses, rather than trying to be better.
(If this makes you think that Warhammer 40K is an escaped Mirror Multiverse canon, well, I couldn't possibly comment... ^_~)
hS
I WASN'T CONSULTED ABOUT THIS! I GET TO CHOOSE WHETHER OT NOT I LOVE SOMEONE! EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY HUSBAND, WHO CHOSE THAT I LOVE HIM AND OUR FOUR LOVELY CHILDREN: BRAMWELL, ARAMINTA, TARQUIN, AND GWYNDOLYN! I CHOOSE TO LOVE THEM ALL EVEN THOUGH HAVING THE WHOLE STEAMING PACK OF THEM MEANT I ABANDONED MY ARCHITECTURE DEGREE TO RAISE THE KIND OF FECKLESS INGRATES WHO ASKED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND INSTEAD OF THE ISLE OF WIGHT! BRING BACK THE SLIPPER, I SAY! IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM! I CAN'T WALK PAST BIRCH TREES WITHOUT HAVING A FIT OF THE VAPOURS BUT IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM! IN ANY EVENT, I CERTAINLY DID NOT CHOOSE TO LOVE YOU! AND AS IS MY RIGHT AS A CITIZEN OF THE GREAT AND NOBLE NATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND NOT JUST NORTHERN IRELAND REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY ON THE NEWS, I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER ABOUT THE INSULT YOUR WORDS LEVY AT MY PERSON!
(oh god why is mirror scape a karen what went wrong there)
I didn't read that enormous block of text you just assaulted my eyes with, but I don't have to, because I'm always right. You'll be much happier once you realize that. But don't worry, I'm not mad that you're wrong. I know no one can be as perfect as I am. Also, I AM the manager. ^_^
(( I actually did read it. Those names, jeez. {X D ... Mirror Neshomeh is scary because it wouldn't have been that hard for her to be real. ._. ))
I don't like despairing. Besides, you're so much fun to be around! What's there to despair about? :)
~*Z
((I'm not quite sure why I'm unleashing pet names on people, but...it's fun? Especially because it feels really off, partly due to context?
Also, Scape, mirror!Scape amuses me a lot somehow. ~Z))
After all, the Hedgehog's Dilemma is such a troublesome thing to be on the wrong end of~
Idk what nemo's talking about but I'm so super excited to talk to people about things!!! I absolutely LOVE anime and jpop!! My favorite shows are Naruto, SAO (sao haters are so stupid), The Irregular At Magic HIgh School, Madoka Magika, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Trinity Seven, Akashic Records, Kotoura-san, Black Clover, The Familiar of Zero, Asterisk Wars, and Darling in the FranXX (ugh people complain about the ending but it's a masterpiece), Inuyasha, Danmachi, Lost Song... oooh there's too many to list! But Hatsune Miku all the way!
((this is so cursed... somebody stop me. for reference, not every show I listed is bad or aggressively mediocre, but most of them are))
... I thought you said Magic School Bus, and was excited to see someone talking about a good canon for once.
Alas.
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*I assume you have installed a Tengwar font by this time.
It's been years, though, unfortunately :( Maybe we should organize a rewatch...
~*Z
That's such a kid's cartoon. Anime and live action are much better. Nothing happens, and not in the way moe shows do it.
((This might not be entirely in character because I was laughing so much while typing it out...))
But I bet Darling in the FranXX is just as good!
Clear your schedule right now, we're marathoning it. I'll bring popcorn.
there's stuff going on here, I don't feel like it.
all the cast are sooo cute i want to date them all O//w//O
If you thinks you can boss. Me around, you's wrong. i's not gonna be in yerr gang of inteelectwals er watever. I do wat I want, and I'm ya leeder. I dont care 'bout yer suprem due or daed agents. Da only 1 hoo makes sence hear is meL anyway. A'least she nows wha ta uppoad ta yOtub.
>-<
IT IS SO NICE TO SEE A FELLOW INTELLECTUAL AGAIN! WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS QUESTIONING THE ROLE OF GOVERNMENT OVERREACH IN DAILY LIFE WITH SOME NE'ER-DO-WELL WHEN ANOTHER OF SAME HAD THE TEMERITY! THE GALL! TO SAY "MA'AM THIS IS A SAINSBURY'S PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT THE NICE MAN FOR WEARING A MASK DURING A PANDEMIC YOU'RE SCARING THE TIZER"! I HAD NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE AND SO DEMANDED TO SEE HIS MANAGER! WHEN THE YOUNG INGRATE - WHO WAS PROBABLY FOREIGN, ONE OF THOSE PLACES THAT SOUNDS MADE UP LIKE LUTON OR CARLISLE - TOLD ME THAT HE DIDN'T WORK THERE BUT WAS JUST EMBARRASSED ON MY BEHALF I ALMOST FAINTED! IT TURNS OUT THAT DESPITE MY CIRCULAR BREATHING PRACTICE I CANNOT SCREAM AT SOMEONE FOR TEN SOLID MINUTES WITHOUT BECOMING LIGHT-HEADED! MORE PRACTICE NEEDED CLEARLY!
(good grief)
There ain't a person here who want to lissen ta yer screamin! Shut up, er ill shut ya up meself!
Seriously, we can't have you fainting! You get that practice in. Can't wait to hear about your successful fifteen minute screaming session next :) You always have the best stories!
~*Z
((Which is to say: I'm getting the feeling Mirror!Zing is in it for the drama to some extent, and apparently also likes trying to butter people up. I don't even know. Mirror Scape amuses me, though, as I mentioned above.
By the way--what in the world is a 'tizer'? I've never seen the word before. ~Z))
Heeewwo guuuuys~ UwU
YOu know, chu really need to check out my youtube gacha life channel! I have sooooo much stuff to show you~ OwO
Of course there's everyone's favourite Drarry GLMM's (they're so cute). I decided to switch this one up and this time Harry is the sub! OMG his dress is so beautiful. btw harry is a cat and draco is a wolf~ UwO
im also worlking on my undertale harem series! this one's a crossover with PMMM and ill be going on a date with madoka, homura and also sansy! ^w^
though who can forget my oldest and most populatr video? OwO the hated savage child who can read minds becomes a powerful famouse hybrid godess princess will always be a classic imo UwU
so yeah check out all my stuff >-<
but if your just going to flame me and dont like my videos then you can frick off. dont like, dont watch >:(
I must once again ask, Nemo, what exactly bothers you so much about this place? I don't really see the sense in fretting over it - after all, anywhere can be paradise if you have the will to live, and sometimes you just need a little wishful thinking to keep on living~
Also, I'm working on my 22nd mission! Don't worry, I'm not killing off any agents this time~
but I shall now partake in the noble and passionate art of leaning against the wall and brooding.
Nwo one should be bwooding!! Not when you could listen to stowowies about my oc!! She is the bwest!! Yuwur lives should revowolve awound me!!
You mustn't run away from your problems altogether, of course, but sometimes it's good to step back and think~