Subject: All of those descriptors
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Posted on: 2022-05-08 09:00:07 UTC
are actually used in the fics to describe the Sues at regular intervals, though not all of them in one sentece.
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Sue-Off RP by
on 2022-05-07 16:29:21 UTC
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Looks like this is coming to a close... by
on 2022-05-12 17:27:30 UTC
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The Bloodflower grabbed his Dues ex Flowera devise and used it 2 sennd the Sues bacj.
“Whew” said Makesthings, “ that was—“
He was interrupted by a pair of Agents, who had arrived to slay the PPC badfic....
The End!
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((PS: the "Bakara" thing by
on 2022-05-08 15:56:00 UTC
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is an out-of-universe nickname for her, if you see what I mean. Plays on the word baka which means a range of things from "idiot" to "asshole"))
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The Bloodflower Official by
on 2022-05-07 16:35:47 UTC
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That's weird… This ain't Paris… Where am I… Where's Claude? by
on 2022-05-08 02:09:27 UTC
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"luscious dark caramel brown sugar wild honey molasses" by
on 2022-05-08 07:10:33 UTC
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((That description is urpletastic!))
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((All of those descriptors by
on 2022-05-08 09:00:07 UTC
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are actually used in the fics to describe the Sues at regular intervals, though not all of them in one sentence))
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Ebondy saw Danisha by
on 2022-05-08 02:27:14 UTC
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She lept of the flower and esked her. "Were are we? Hu r u?"
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Danisha eyed her from head to toe by
on 2022-05-08 15:40:42 UTC
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with obvious disdain. This garishly dressed female with multicolored hair screams "airhead"; clearly not Claude's type. Good thing he wasn't there, or Danisha might have to witness yet another bimbo drooling over Her Man. It only makes perfect sense, considering she was aware and accepting of her being the 14th in a harem of about thirty of his Secret Mistresses, and she brutalized Esmeralda for refusing to get together with him.
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Ebony is da best, ok!1111 by
on 2022-05-08 01:53:27 UTC
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((I think you may have just invented a new Sue color... by
on 2022-05-08 15:09:25 UTC
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Since you invented pnik, I believe that you have the right to make up a hideous description for how it looks.
- Bw, beginning to be horrified by the awfulness of the SPaG.))
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I think pnik is a disturbingly dark shade of pink. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 01:26:12 UTC
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((I am using (mostly) real misspellings from My Immortal. by
on 2022-05-08 18:12:29 UTC
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And yeah, My Immortal spelling is so bad, this page exists.
And pnik, in fact, has its own wiki page! [Created by me.]))
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((The page with every single misspelling also has several Sue colors in it, I noticed.)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 00:25:21 UTC
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Albastard, Bark/Barke, and Blak/bvlak come to mind. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 01:25:18 UTC
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OMG YOU GUYS STOP FLAMING ME HE'S NOT A GARY STU I SWEAR by
on 2022-05-07 23:58:57 UTC
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Rick appeared in a flash of awesome light, flourishing his katana as he looked at the big flower in front of him. Where was his crowd of adoring women? It'd been ten seconds without affirmation, ten seconds far too long. He flourished his katana, sending lightning and fire shooting from it to be intimidating, and then pointed it at the flower.
"Where's the women!?"
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The Bloodflower was shooked. by
on 2022-05-08 01:40:21 UTC
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Man it's so lucky you escaped. by
on 2022-05-08 13:49:59 UTC
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Rick looked around, and noticed two women. After taking time to describe their exact breast sizes to himself and remark that they were blandly cute, he approached them, absolutely certain that he was going to engage in the horizontal waltz soon enough. Sure, they sparkled, but didn't he do that here too?
After folding Paper Mario and somehow making every character more cardboard than canon, Rick knew he was going to have his desires fulfilled here - he was the chosen one, after all.
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Ebony looed at Rick. by
on 2022-05-08 18:42:23 UTC
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"What the [DELETED] is wrong wif u [REMOVED] prep!11" she said.
Then she ran of to go sadly bloody tears of joy with all her gottik friends.
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Danisha used "Sistah with a 'Tude", it's super effective by
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How dare this brazen specimen try to hit on Minister Frollo's Post-Modern New World Brown-Sugared Aphrodite Diva Lady? With her trademark annoying sass, she told Rick, NOTICE FROM THE FORMLESS NARRATOR: Danisha's vocal chastisement of Rick can't be printed, because it's UNPRINTABLE! The rest is cool, though. :-)
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Shirayuki, please, this is way too much. by
on 2022-05-08 23:32:58 UTC
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Even being based on a fic character, that outdated level of racial stereotype doesn't belong in this community.
—doctorlit
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((I stand corrected, by
on 2022-05-09 01:12:18 UTC
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I'll try showing more of Nisha's ridiculousness without directly quoting the more unsavory bits))
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Error 404: Reaction not found. by
on 2022-05-08 21:15:53 UTC
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"Why you grabbing him? And who is minister Frollo? Let him go, or you'll squish him," said Nienor. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 00:01:57 UTC
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"Let me go!" by
on 2022-05-09 01:28:51 UTC
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Makesthings squeaked. As he was a mini, he was in serious danger from Rick. "I don't know! Please, I didn't do anything!"
((Poor Makesthings. He's the only sane character.))
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Suddenly, another person appeared. by
on 2022-05-08 15:21:21 UTC
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She was tall and thin, with straight white hair and red eyes. She was wearing black, somewhat tattered clothes, and a long black cloak.
"Where am I? Who are you?" she asked, looking suspiciously at these people.
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Ebony ran into her. by
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"WTF???" [That's "Why The Flamingos?", by the way.] Ebony shooted. "Get out off my way u strupid prep!111"
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The Why the Flamingos narrowly missed hitting Nienor. by
on 2022-05-09 15:42:31 UTC
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"I'm not a prep," she replied. "And I'm not stupid, either, if that's what you meant." Nienor had no idea where she was, but since there were no other Nazgul to bash her up for rebelling against them and Sauron, she saw no reason to get out of the way of this hollering, scantily-dressed person who couldn't even spell stupid right.
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Eboby stopped running. by
on 2022-05-09 17:05:26 UTC
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“If u dont know hu mcr are then ur a prep.” She paused. “Do yu lime Hot Topic?”
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A mini-Sue appeared next to Ebony. It squeaked. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 17:17:34 UTC
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Eboby ran over to where Ebondy already was. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 17:32:04 UTC
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Nienor tried and failed to figure out what all the misspellings meant. "Do I what what?" (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 17:16:59 UTC
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Enopby laughed statistically. by
on 2022-05-09 17:28:56 UTC
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She polled out her wound. "Crookshanks!111" she shooted.
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Nienor looked confused and slightly grossed out. by
on 2022-05-09 18:03:16 UTC
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There was blood all over Ebony. Nienor wondered if she noticed this.
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Due to excessive misspelling, the canonical cat, by
on 2022-05-09 18:09:26 UTC
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Crookshanks somehow lept out of one of Ebony's wounds. It jumped onto Nienor's head and started scratching her.
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Enoby loafed meanly. Den she saw...Morty McFli! And his Blak tim machine!11
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Danisha tried to climb into the "tim machine" to get to where she wanted by
on 2022-05-10 01:54:18 UTC
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It didn't work.
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A mini-DeLorean with "Morty McFli" on it drove itself out of a large box with wires and tubes on it. by
on 2022-05-09 18:36:52 UTC
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The box had "tim" written on it in large letters.
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The mini-Sue "Enoby" was driving it. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:38:12 UTC
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"Ow! Gerroff!" Nienor knocked Crookshanks off her head. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:29:43 UTC
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Morty gave ebony the tim machine. by
on 2022-05-09 18:34:10 UTC
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Nisha was especially disappointed by
on 2022-05-10 03:09:27 UTC
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Now that the "tim machine" was gone, there was no way she could get out of there and go see Her Man Claude Frollo.
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((I don't know, but ow, the SPaG is horrendous and horrible and makes me want to holler.)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:40:43 UTC
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((Yup, it's pretty brain-breaking.)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:42:23 UTC
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((If you'd like for Nienor to do something more than react to Ebony's insanity, by
on 2022-05-09 18:40:25 UTC
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please make her do so. If she can make Ebony act out of character, all the better.))
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"How the heck should I know? I didn't do that!" said Nienor, looking if possible, more confused. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:38:41 UTC
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She decided to try a different tactic. "If you can do something besides holler at me, by
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maybe we could get somewhere. I have no idea where we are, but at least there aren't any more Nazgul coming to beat the heck out of me for escaping again." Nienor didn't know what a tim machine was, but she didn't see why it should be scared of her.
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Now it was Ebony's turn to look confused. by
on 2022-05-09 18:51:04 UTC
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"Why would I want to work wif a prep? You probably r in league with Voldermort anyway.!!!11 Enony didn't know what a Nazgull was, but she knew it was preppy.
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"Who is Voldemort? I think that we have different homeworlds. Also, what's a prep?" by
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((The silly thing is, I think that Nazgul could be considered gothic, couldn't they?))
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"Voldemont is a [BLEEP]ing prep u tryed 2 kill my boyfriend." by
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said Evony. "If u don't know what a prep is, then ur a poser! [Hug. She meant hug.] u!111"
((If Nienor explains what the Nazgul are, Ebony might decide she's goff after all.))
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"Nazgul are people of dubious aliveness who tend to be very much sword happy. I'm not exactly one, by
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but kind of. The rest of them like to use me for practicing on, on account of me running away and refusing to help them find the Baggins."
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"So ur a vompire 2?" esked Ebony. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 19:27:06 UTC
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Nienor shrugged. "Not exactly. I'm not a vampire like Thuringwethil, if that's what you mean. by
on 2022-05-09 19:33:12 UTC
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To put it simply, I'm the victim of a botched execution involving poisonous knives, fire, and generally disgusting details which i won't go into now.. Or something. Maybe it wasn't an execution and I was supposed to end up like this. But I'm not really a human anymore either."
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"Well," said Ebony. by
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"Do u like 2 drink blood?" She giggled.
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"If I have to, I will, but it's better if you put it in some kind of sausage or something." (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 19:47:52 UTC
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"Well," said Ebony. by
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"The best thing 2 hav blood with is Count Cholcula. Blud better than milk in it."
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Nienor didn't know what that was, so she didn't reply. (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 20:04:02 UTC
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"Ebondy singed. by
on 2022-05-09 20:21:46 UTC
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"I nu u were really a prep." sh said. Den ahe statred to cry tears of blood.
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"What are you crying for? Cause you think I'm a prep? by
on 2022-05-09 20:30:49 UTC
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"No," sha sai. by
on 2022-05-09 20:55:31 UTC
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((Could you specify that it is BL1 in the spoiler text, please? /not mad)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 22:58:55 UTC
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I honestly don’t remember the exact specific order the blacklist is in.... by
on 2022-05-09 23:12:10 UTC
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....But I’ll do so anyway.
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"That is disgusting, and you're not blaming me if it kills you." (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 21:12:19 UTC
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“No,” said Ebony “da onoy thing that can kill me is a steak or a C-R-O-S-S.” (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 21:33:47 UTC
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"Steak? Meaning that i could kill you by cooking up a nice big steak, seasoning it, by
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"I don't have any steak, and besides, why would I want to kill you? by
on 2022-05-09 23:20:14 UTC
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"I'm not in league with him, unless that's your name for Sauron, by
on 2022-05-10 01:44:30 UTC
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"Or Death Deeler, or whatever they're called? Sauron is a very nasty sadistic person who is trying by
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"Lol"said Enoby. by
on 2022-05-10 19:00:20 UTC
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"You try living with that guy," Nienor said. by
on 2022-05-10 21:41:21 UTC
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Ebony sat in a corner, crying tearz off blood. by
on 2022-05-11 17:25:37 UTC
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Nienor started to walk away down the hall in the direction of Rick. (nm) by
on 2022-05-11 16:51:35 UTC
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"Whats a Death Eater?" asked Ebondy. by
on 2022-05-10 02:09:20 UTC
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"Bcuz ur in leg with Volxemort!" by
on 2022-05-10 01:31:40 UTC
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“If you did den ur a prep!” (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 23:10:13 UTC
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"What the hell..." Nienor's expression was a mix of horrified, esasperated, and worried. by
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I have to say—your Sue seems positively well-written. Perhaps even recruitable. by
on 2022-05-09 21:35:04 UTC
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(Well, compared to Ebony)
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((Well... I *may* be writing her somewhat OOC, but she's nowhere near as bad as Ebony.)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 22:02:15 UTC
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There’s a reason Ebony’s Legendary.... by
on 2022-05-09 23:14:31 UTC
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((Well, Ebony likes weapons, and she's a vampire...)) (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 19:26:28 UTC
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"He was goffic 2 n now the tim machine is scarred of u so now its gone!11" by
on 2022-05-09 18:43:59 UTC
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said Ebony sadly with bloody tears of goffic sadness.
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Danisha was in complete and utter despair by
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She couldn't go see Frollo and feed him turkey and pecan pie waah[insert a whole parade of exclamation marks here]
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"Its ok" sid the Subrose. by
on 2022-05-10 15:06:20 UTC
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"I'll help you fnnid your frien."
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((*grabs mini-Boarder* What shall I do with you? I suppose you can stay here and watch... by
on 2022-05-08 15:21:52 UTC
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What is the usual thing to do with mini-Boarders?))
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Add them to your wiki page? That's what I'd do. (nm) by
on 2022-05-08 18:08:33 UTC
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((What will we do with a mini-boarder? by
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Earlay in the mornin'!))
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Um...what? (nm) by
on 2022-05-09 18:11:07 UTC
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((Referencing the sea shanty Drunken Sailor by
on 2022-05-10 06:39:15 UTC
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Weigh-hey and up she rises!))