Subject: "Well," K responded, "wait until David Null is out of the shower before you move things
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Posted on: 2022-05-23 22:25:39 UTC

around. He gets mad when things aren't placed where he placed them." This was the truth; heck, David even gets mad when he missplaces things! "It'd be best if you came lat-"

"Good day," David Null interrupted, walking out of the cabinet. His hair was still wet from the shower, but he was fully clothed. "What did I... oh, hello M-T! Who's the-"

"That's Alberta," K replied.

"Oh! Hello! So not-very-plesant to see you all here," David continued.

"David!" K yelled.

"What?" David responded. "They might be here for something important."

"They accused us of killing the Sues, David," K said.

"You sound like that one llama's companion. You know, the one who yells at Carl?" David responded. "Carl! That-"

"This isn't a laughing matter!" K shouted. David flinched. "Lord have mercy."

"Look, listen," David said, clearly no longer joking around. "They're here for exactly what you think they're here for. The fact that they didn't interrupt me is all too telling." He pulled the coin from under Hamlet. "I hid this from the newbie because I didn't want to scare her, but you all are looking for who started this." He tossed the coin to Makes-Things. "Obviously, it must be making some sort of signal or have some sort of glitter that nothing else has to lead you here." He smiled. "It was me. And him." K flinched. "I made the wish. He brought the coin into HQ." David held his hands up at head level. "I'll come peacefully."

"David!" K said, panicked. "He's lying!"

"There you go again," David said, chuckling. "'Carl! That kills people!' You sound just like him, you know?"

"He's lying!" K shouted. "It wasn't me who brought the coin into HQ! It wasn't him who made the wish! It was Matt."

"I suppose it's up to you both to determine who's lying or not," David said. "I'm a known liar who never wanted to work for the PPC at first. K's a known truth teller that will rat out somebody if they break the rules. One of us is lying. One of us is telling the truth."

Knock knock knock

"Who goes there?" David asked.


((Idea finished. Is David thinking him confessing is a risky play that could save his hide? No. Does he honestly care at this point about what happens? Not really. I tried to add some comedy by referencing Carl the Llama, specifically the first (or second?) episode. Gore/violence That episode.))

((-kA))

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