Subject: Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The PPC Part X
Author:
Posted on: 2008-11-09 23:32:00 UTC
- I will not allow Vajra larvae inside PPC HQ
-Not even if I intend to sing to it every day to try and tame it
-We don't need killer alien insects with a hive mind and teleportational capabilities trying to rescue one of their own
802. My singing can be considered a form of torture that I should not inflict upon any other Agents unless they are fully protected with industrial strength earplugs. Therefore I should not sing around HQ.
-Singing around a Sue is still fine, as long as my partner and any canons cannot hear me.
803. I am not a Gundam.
-Nor am I a Valkyrie.
-I am not a mecha of any description.Unless I am, in which case I will disregard this.
804. Just because a canon character uses a tackle-glomp as a battle tactic, it doesn't mean that I am allowed to do the same.
-Especially not when my target is my lust object.
805. Likewise, if I am in a canon where squeeing, stampeding, barely controlled drooling, confessions of undying love and frequent attempts at glomping lust objects is normal, I will not engage in such activities 'to blend in'.
-No, not even if my lust object attempts to flirt with me