Subject: Has this been done yet?
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Posted on: 2008-11-11 18:42:00 UTC
- I am not allowed to adopt Canon Characters who have died in the Canon (like Boromir, Halbarad, etc).
-Even if I promise to feed them and water them and generally love them.
844. I shall not write PPC badfic involving Lori Starrett from DMSE&R making out with anyone other than her husband Bill Fallis.
-Especially not Legolas.
845. I shall not comment on certain people's (lack of) drawing skills
-Or singing abilities.
-Or dancing talents.
846. I am not allowed to attempt murder in HQ with a scalpel.
-Or a pair of scissors.
-Or a stapler.
-And the victim must not be my partner.
-Or any of the Flowers.
-Or the Uncommon Comma.
847. I am not allowed to run around throwing Sue guts in the air and singing loud, obnoxious songs.
848. I am not allowed to leave aphrodisiacs lying around.
849. I shall not attempt to scientifically classify everything in HQ, nor shall I call everything by their scientific names.