Subject: And even more
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Posted on: 2008-11-11 01:43:00 UTC
- I will not go to the Calvin and Hobbes continuum to bring back boxes of chocolate frosted sugar bombs.
-Even if I do, I will not sell it to my fellow agents.
-Even if I could get an awful lot of cash.
-The last thing we need are a bunch of homicidal maniacs hyped up on sugar bouncing about HQ.
832. If any of my assorted technological gadgets are not working properly, I will refrain from portalling to the Happy Days continuum to ask Fonzie to hit it and make it work again.
-That’s what DoSAT is for.
833. If my universal translator has gone on the fritz, I will not “borrow” C-3PO from Star Wars.
834. I will not replace any of the characters from The Tale of Peter Rabbit with those from Watership Down.
-Nor will I do the same using any other Beatrix Potter characters and those from Redwall and/or Narnia.
835. I will not ask the new recruits to check outside and tell me what the weather’s like.
836. I will not make a wish using any of Captain Dandy’s Weeds.
837. If my remote activator is broken, I will not attempt to get out of a fic by clicking my heels together three times and saying, “There’s no place like home.”
-My parents would not be amused if my partner and I suddenly appeared in the living room covered in glitter, carrying weapons, and dragging a Sue corpse.
838. I will not discuss Feanor’s “family jewels”.
839. I will refrain from decorating my RC with vases filled with flowers.
-Particularly freshly-cut ones.
-It doesn’t matter if they weren’t sentient to begin with.