Subject: :D
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Posted on: 2013-12-21 14:54:00 UTC

It was the product of sugar-rush, a sudden impulse to write something weird, and boredom.

Yeah, I agree. On hindsight, "pirouetting" seems too soft when spoken in harsh, loud tones. "Legolas Using Dwarves' Heads As Stepping Stones!" could've been considered, if only it weren't such a mouthful...unless it could be cut down further?

The Barrels Out of Bond scene was really crazy. We had the elves knowing the dwarves escaped (I'm actually quite alright with this; it's the next few points that bothers me), orcs in daylight, Legolas being speshul, Tauriel being speshul (although considerably less than Legolas), Kili being wounded by...by...a "Morgul-bladed arrow"? What, Peter Jackson.

That particular "Legolas Using Dwarves' Heads As Stepping Stones" bothered me more than all of his "perfect" moments. Yes, even more than that time in TTT when he "shield-boarded" down the stairs, reminding us of Captain America. At least when Legolas did the shield stunt in TTT and that slaying of the Oliphaunt (seriously, Legolas, you've got a bow, just shoot it in the eye!), I get the vague idea that a character was rolling their eyes off-camera. Plus, "That still only counts as one!". But for this...? It's like everyone's making way for him to be perfect. Because he can. Ugh.

~Autumn

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