Subject: What's that about orcs and sunlight?
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Posted on: 2013-12-21 18:10:00 UTC
What would have happened to them if they went out in daylight? It's not as though they would have turned to stone or anything; that would have made them absolutely terrible soldiers. If a battle went on until morning, and the orcs all melted or were petrified or otherwise became incapacitated, the forces of Sauron would have handed their enemies an easy victory. After that, all battles against the orcs would just be trying to keep them occupied as long as possible until the sun came up and they all keeled over, and that's definitely not the case. Heck, most of the battles in the Silmarillion and the big final showdown in Return of the King were fought in the daylight, and we didn't see the orcs having any problems then. Are orcs just pathologically afraid of bright lights?
Heh. It's funny; one of the main ways that I determined Tauriel wasn't a Sue despite her forced-in presence in the plot was "Well, she's not nearly as speshul as Legolas." Legolas, or at least movie Legolas, seems to have some sort of compulsion to show off how unnaturally skilled he is at every opportunity he gets. If Sauron could be killed by an arrow in the Eye, I'm willing to bet that Legolas would have tried to scale his tower just to find the single spot on the flaming spirit-eyeball that would bring down the Dark Lord, just so that he could look insufferably smug for about five seconds.
I agree with you on the morgul arrow thing. I'm not exactly a Tolkien scholar, but doesn't a morgul weapon turn its victim into a wraith, instead of poisoning them in a way that can only be healed by cramming some medicinal plants into the wound? How did cramming those plants into the leg wound even help Kíli at all? If the result of Frodo's stabbing in Fellowship is any indication, which it should be since it worked this way in both the book and the movie, a morgul weapon's curse is capable of affecting the victim's entire body. Frodo could hardly move after he'd been stabbed, but one might just be able to chalk down Kíli's continued activity to differences in biology. Regardless, if a poison that's been shown to behave like that has been running rampant in a victim's system for several days, it should be dealt with in a way that will affect more of the body than just the entry wound. It's basic toxicology.
Another "shield-boarding moment" I noticed in Desolation of Smaug was near the end, with Thorin. When the dwarves were making that titanic gold dwarf for ill-defined reasons, he finds a wheelbarrow, just somewhere, and then drives it into the molten metal, leaps into it, and rides it along the stream of liquid gold like it's a toboggan. If the metal was a high enough temperature to stay molten, wouldn't it melt holes in the bottom of the wheelbarrow and subsequently in Thorin's body? Who even keeps wheelbarrows in a forge? Why did Thorin feel that wheelbarrow-riding was even necessary? What did it accomplish?