Subject: Heh.
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Posted on: 2013-12-22 03:07:00 UTC

I dunno about that one, really. When orcs appear there always seem to be a certain darkness, a rain-cloud following them. Or at least that's how it feels. And there was still the "there will be no dawn" thing in RotK...yes, yes, I think you're absolutely right. But I dunno about why I said "orcs in daylight", really. Could be that they all look fancy and CGI-ed as a cartoon.

Yeah, Evangeline Lilly actually shows less compulsion to be "perfect" than Orlando Bloom. As far as I could tell from the production videos and behind-the-scenes look, and book-to-script explanations, most of the stunts were improvised by none other than Mr. Bloom himself. Mr. Bloom, may I just remind you Legolas was an extremely humble elf in the book, not the "look-at-me-I'm-an-elf!" person you portray.

Ha ha. They did something like that in a LotR parody video. Well, the way they suggested it should've ended is that Legolas, during the Council of Elrond, suggests he tie the Ring to an arrow and shoot it seven hundred miles to Mordor. Because Glaurung walking to Mordor, he's Legolas.

Yes, and if Frodo surviving the Morgul poison without being turned into a wraith for two weeks was already an amazing feat for Men, shouldn't Kili succumb to the poison much earlier? I know that dwarves are hardy and stubborn and all, but honestly, Mr. Jackson. Just so Athelas can save the day and Tauriel can do that "shining" thing like Arwen?

My theory about Thorin: Other than moose-races and wild parties, another national sport of Mirkwood is shield-boarding, popularised by its very own Prince Legolas. Thorin, apparently, saw this sport during the "Feast of Starlight" or Whatever-it-is-called-in-Sindarin Festival (does it even exist? I haven't read the Silm in such a long time...), and set out to prove that not all dwarves are incapable of shield-boarding. ;D

~Autumn

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