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*THROWS CAKEFETTI*

There was a knock on Neshomeh's door. Footsteps could be heard from inside the house for a moment, and then Nesh called out "Who is it?".

"Uh, it's- it's Thoth." said Thoth.

Neshomeh opened the door. "Oh, hey! It's nice to see you could make it over here! Come on in!" she said, smiling and opening the door wide.

Thoth stepped in, and Nesh got a better look at him. "Why are you wearing that black leather outfit? It's really skimpy, and it's pretty cold up here."

"Well, you'd taught me a lot about writing when we were doing our mission, and I thought you could, maybe, teach me about, well, other stuff. Like, um, y'know, ..." Thoth waved his hands around.

"You mean sex?" Nesh asked.

Thoth blushed. "Y-y-y-eah. That."

"That outfit implies you're after an ambitious curriculum." Nesh said. "Then again, you did such a good job with the writing, you could probably handle my mentorship."

"Oh, thank you so much!" Thoth squealed.

"You're welcome, Thoth." Nesh said. Then, she thought for a moment, "Hold on, aren't you into guys?"

"Um, yeah, but I thought I'd branch out a bit." Thoth said. "Maybe Phobos could help out a bit?"

"Good point." replied Nesh. "Threesomes are very educational. And he won't be home until later, so I'll have time to go over the basics."

Thoth stood still and looked around. "So ... what do we do now?"

"Well, first, you're going to follow me to the bedroom." Nesh said. Then, her voice became more sensual "And then, I'm going to show you how to properly get out of that black leather."

The two Boarders then disappeared into the depths of Neshomeh's house, and had a very ... educational ... day.

And night (especially after Phobos got home).

And then another day.

And another night.

And then, on the third day, the neighbors came over to complain about the noise, so the lessons had to be postponed until the following weekend.

(( Since no one else had written it yet -Tomash ))

And yes, it's not Patty. We're not celebration a tasty meat product's day! It's Paddy, 'cause Patrick in Irish is Pádraig.

Anywho, may the shamrocks rain, may you all find your Lucky Charms! May your Guinness flow abundantly, and may all of you get yer pots o' gold from them pesky leprechauns!


















Also, it's my 24th birthday, but that's not really important :3

...Lightning Bolt, I think.

-Phobos

These may not be good.

Black:

‘‘_________ is available at the General store.”

“Asking mini-Balrogs for _______, is like asking for _____.”

“The annual ________ has begun.”


White:

Eye bleach

Brain bleach

Leto

Snowball fight

Ship fest

Mini-balrog whip

Flame retardant underwear/clothes

And the instrument.

And the Homestuck character.

And the missile silo.

So it's an eye. Not an eee. Cuh-LIE-uh-pee.

...or Cal. Cal is fine. Cal works well. So does Callie, if you're Thunder all of a sudden. And this is why I don't respond when I'm tired and loopy.

I've actually been playing World of Warcraft for six years but I've only just started caring about the lore in the last few months so its funny that you're getting into WoW too?

I also watched Dune for the very first time a few months ago and now I've been reading the books -- not quite ready to dip into those fandom-waters but I have a few close friends who are really into it too so I'm on my way. And for the first time I'm putting real effort into watching Star Trek Next Gen because I'm on my second re-watch of DS9 and know that I should probably watch both.

Tap:(slang term of a sexual nature)/ Tap: (activate a card-based ability by turning said card sideways)

First of two warnings! Third offense and you're benched!

It's pretty obvious, though, that after the end of the Eighth Wars they didn't have all that much confidence in the show. The Ninth Wars was barely advertised at all, and the Tenth Wars - for all that it was the best damn series yet - was obliterated in the ratings... BY THE BBC. It got even less advertising than the Ninth Wars and was shoved in the same timeslot as Blue Planet II. Someone at the BBC had evidently completely lost confidence in the show.

I am angry and upset. Robot Wars had the best format of all the currently-existing robot combat shows and the downtime between fights was spent in the pits with the roboteers. At least King of Bots was good and Battlebots is getting a third reboot series.

Here, have my 2014 Chicago Gathering photos to prove it. It's longer now, though, and it is good.

~Neshomeh

But seriously, it is a shame. But given all that he has done in what could have been described as borrowed time, it's quite amazing.

Novastorme

To clarify, what works have caught your interest within the past few months?

Me, I've been sucked into the fandoms for Cuphead, Bendy and the Ink Machine, World of Warcraft, and my interest in Silent Hill and Pathfinder was rekindled (though I probably can't run anything).

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOO!

That's awful news! Do we know why? I mean, come on, it's a show about fighting robots - how does that /not/ run constantly?

hS

Robot Wars hasn't been renewed by the BBC for another series.

Am I the only one who finds facial hair descriptions basically inherently funny?

Sometimes I forget about the rather disproportionate influence of the Lonely Sod, the Time Lord Inglorious, she who Daleks named the Oncoming Form. But hey, again, not complaining, just surprised.

I'm just... well, I'm not convinced I'm good enough to warrant being PPC-famous. Sure, I can string a sentence together and tell a decent joke, but the oldbies are better than me at that and have far more of a coherent, long-term storyline built up with their agents. And they get more done. I have at least one more mission to get through before my massive crossover involving all my teams, and I keep getting bogged down. We can't all be Ix, yeah, but it feels like I'm letting the side down a bit if I'm not uploading something. That's part of why I've been so active on the prompts threads; they're short enough that I can get them finished before my brain starts screaming at me about how useless the story is.

Thank you for the kind words, though. I appreciate it. =]

As with all things, it starts with the next player in turn order and then follows along in turn order after that. So it really depends on how we are all sitting around the table.

Also, I kind of imagine that this Incubus is a Creature - Demon Rogue

But that's just me putting too much thought into these things.

-Phobos

"I heard you were about to start the fun without me?" the Incubus purred as he was summoned into the room.

"Iximaz?" Thoth gasped, starting at the corset-and-fishnet clad devil before him.

Iximaz smoothed down his hair and smirked. "Indeed, though you can call me Ixcubus. I wasn't about to let you have all the fun without me, was I?" He walked toward the stunned group, stroking Phobos' manly beard as he passed. He stopped in front of Granz, smiling down at him. "I hear you're the one who summoned me," he said, bending down to press a long, slow, lingering kiss to Granz's lips.

"Does the Incub—Ixcubus also have to participate?" AC asked, eyes going wide when Ixcubus trailed a finger over his ear..

"Oh, baby, I'm going to be right in the middle of all the action," Ixcubus said, planting his hands on his hips, thrusting one hip out slightly. "Now... which one of you lovely boys gets to attend my summoner first? Or all together works, too. I'm not picky." He smiled invitingly.

Phobos stood up, pulling off his shirt, and Granz was soon buried under a pile of squirming bodies.

Dangit, I should have written that! :-P

Iximazcubus would have been fun.

Plot twist: I'm the Incubus?