Hey, what if some bozo working in HQ kitchens decides to make some kind of suspicious sauce and sell to agents?
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The entire thing is a masterclass on how not to sell a food product by
on 2024-03-09 05:58:41 UTC
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Just about the only thing that isn't included in this mess, lol (nm) by
on 2024-03-08 17:49:17 UTC
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Opting in by
on 2024-03-08 10:24:00 UTC
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She/her, it/its
No further information. You can find it if you look, I'm just bored of describing my looks. Only so many ways to say I'm ugly, after all.
Don't ship me with cis men. Or anyone under the age of consent, which I would sincerely hope is obvious but apparently needs stating.
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Been thinking a bit about it as of late by
on 2024-03-08 06:39:25 UTC
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Especially since my sporking spirit's died a bit over four years (time flies, wow).
Had ideas for stuff like possible in-universe reasons for not doing things like using reality warping to just blip away the Suvians from arguably fitting canons, or not advancing tech so much more to make things incredibly easy, or not resurrecting dead agents despite so many in-universe complaints about understaffing, or not taking more advantage of the fact that they have access to tech and magic and such from just about every fictional world ever made. Granted, somebody else likely has handled this topic in the past, but I'm sure they're nothing wrong with another spin on it (if I ever get beyond the 'what if' stage of my drafting process haha)
You can kind of see a hint of this in Rest Well, but I kinda floated about the idea that there are unchanging Narrative Laws that may or may not take physical form sometimes and take action when their concepts are disrespected. Nothing concrete, of course, but it was a fun little one-off Interlude.
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These both sounds like ways for me to end up... by
on 2024-03-08 04:24:51 UTC
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Cold.
}= )
~Neshomeh
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Nah, the ingredients don't include alcohol. This stuff is for milk-drinkers. ^_~ (nm) by
on 2024-03-08 04:15:09 UTC
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Sleep-tea drinking is another possibility... (nm) by
on 2024-03-07 21:46:30 UTC
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But Nesh, what if your teapot wants to take a pleasant nap with you? (nm) by
on 2024-03-07 08:28:35 UTC
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Sure, why not. Also, a note for newbies: by
on 2024-03-07 08:27:30 UTC
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The note: there's absolutely no obligation to give...any description, really, and especially not a precise physical/age/etc description. I feel like I see more people doing so every year (that is, one or two more than the time before, not a giant increase), but it remains unrequired. Describe according to your personal comfort level. It helps to provide something, especially if you're less active, but...that something doesn't have to be a precise physical description. Just something for people to jump off of.
Anyway, for my part this year...I have very long hair and really like languages. I've also been extremely busy recently and would be grateful for such fictional things as a vacation (she says, while in possession of actual paid vacation days... ;) it pays to not actually be a PPC agent, including literally). I look similar to Agent Dawn McKenna, especially now that my hair is Very Long again (maybe it's finally time to cut hers? :P), but wouldn't shed a tear to be portrayed as a dragon or something this year. In fact, if you write me as a dragon shapeshifter I'll be very entertained :P
Oh, I also have a PG Hat gathering dust somewhere. I wonder what it tastes like these days...!
Please don't ship me with anyone underage. I think I'd also mostly prefer fluff or silliness, though I'll take silly drama as well. Nothing too serious, though, please, unless it's something silly taken seriously.
~Z
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Aww, thanks! by
on 2024-03-07 01:52:52 UTC
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Your comment fills me with wondulous joy.
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Consider me in! by
on 2024-03-07 00:09:01 UTC
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Uh... Chinese, glasses, five-foot-six-ish? Not straight, but generally considers her aceness to be "submit your paperwork 3 months in advance and maybe then we'll discuss it".
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Perhaps even a love triangle between the fish and a meatball of the Swedish persuasion? {= ) by
on 2024-03-06 21:08:28 UTC
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Edit: those fish do look good.
--Ls
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LOL by
on 2024-03-06 15:48:39 UTC
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Big fan. XD I have to say though, the American version look so harsh, colour-wise... The colour's more muted in Sweden, but they ARE the same brand. I was about to be like "um we actually don't have those here, just something similar" but they are literally produced by the same company. The American version just has "Swedish" branded on each fish while the Swedish version has "Malaco" instead, which is the name of the company that makes them...
I can see a sort of love/hate dynamic in that they are ALMOST what Ekwy would recognise, but still temptingly different. Gasp! The drama!
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*rubs hands together* by
on 2024-03-06 14:40:19 UTC
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How do you feel about ...Swedish fish?
--Ls
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Yeah sure, I'm in! by
on 2024-03-06 12:58:42 UTC
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She/her, mid-30's, 5'8. Fairly long brown hair, usually up in a bun. Glasses with blue frames, blue eyes. Bodyshape-wise we just say "huggable".
Straight, but y'know, you can have fun with it. Swedish, so if you want to enjoy yourself pairing me with Swedish things you can go ham. XD I can see myself shipping Ekwy/IKEA, personally.
Do not pair with anyone under 25, please.
/Ekwy
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Oh no, not this. by
on 2024-03-06 12:34:20 UTC
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It's... bad. Why did you have to remind me of this, Yuki?
--Ls
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Guys, I think I've found the real-life Pink Stuff by
on 2024-03-06 11:17:42 UTC
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It even has a Wikipedia page. Content warning for unsafe food preparation.
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Seconding this. by
on 2024-03-06 04:53:42 UTC
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I wouldn't be up for discussing this right now anyway, because I've just had back-to-back house-sits and I'm sick (nothing terrible, just draining), so, yeah. Kinda grateful they're not done yet. ^_^;
~Neshomeh
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Yeah, I'm in. by
on 2024-03-06 04:46:34 UTC
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Not likely to write anything, but y'all may use me as you will. ^_~
Phobos (my real-life husband) isn't not in for recurring ships (e.g. the traditional recombinations of him, me, hS, and Kaitlyn), but since he hasn't been engaged in the community for a long time, it feels weird to involve him in new ones. Y'all may consider Shipfest!me a free agent (but not a PPC agent; she's different).
Not that you weren't free to do so anyway. I could not care less whether I'm "in-character" for this; that's so not the point. {= P
Just, y'know, within the rules. Obviously.
~Neshomeh ships herself with sleep and tea. But not at the same time.
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As far as I know, "Spock Speak" is just heightened English. by
on 2024-03-06 04:17:57 UTC
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You shouldn't need a translator; just a dictionary and maybe Wikipedia. (I'm assuming English is your native language; correct me if I'm wrong.)
As for whether you should write a character who talks like Spock, if you're not comfortable with at least a college reading level, this probably isn't a type of character you'll have fun writing. Writing a character who sounds smart requires an extensive vocabulary, heavy on specialized Latinate terms. (There are complex historical reasons for this.) You also have to know the nuances of how those words are actually used; just looking up everyday words in a thesaurus and swapping in the biggest ones won't convince anyone.
Writing a character who is actually more educated than you is even more challenging. You'd have to be willing to do research on unfamiliar subjects, sometimes above and beyond a quick dip into Wikipedia to be really sure you understand what you're talking about.
For a beginning writer (especially if you're writing in a second language), it's better to stick with characters who have a level of life experience and general knowledge/education similar to your own.
~Neshomeh
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I Volunteer as Tribue by
on 2024-03-06 00:21:17 UTC
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I am opting in to allow you fiends to ship me with whomever thou desirest, though I will mention that I am a straight man.
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Indeed. Hence why I started this thread. by
on 2024-03-06 00:14:05 UTC
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Though I'll admit I should have started it before going and editing people's pages rather than afterward. Not my best move.
I know that some of the pictures I've done have involved non-Tektek photos--Trojie's page, for example, had only one image.
I think I added to some of Nemo's agent pages as well as Lily's, Delta's, and yours, hS. I think all the other ones I've either specifically talked to the writer of the agents already, or they are long gone. I think I'll go ahead and contact the authors who are still around.
Oh, and Nesh has also done some gallery adding with her own agents on the FicPsych page.
--Ls
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It doesn't have to be one size fits all. by
on 2024-03-05 23:20:17 UTC
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You could spot that Sergio, or for example me, was still around, and either leave those pics alone or ask about it. The Board is suitable for that if.
In my case, I've spotted that you've put the TekTeks back on Dafydd and Constance - fine, I think I took them off before we had gallery code. But I've no idea what else you've done. Do you know of any non-TekTek pictures you've put on any of my agents, off the top of your head?
hS