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Thanks for the paperclip chain, I’m sure I can do something with it.

I, for one, congratulate you for this Visa. Bravo!

Have a colorful paperclip chain!

Isn't Jacques in a relationshipwith Jenni Robinson? Why did you have to write slasshfic about him with Liu Siuyan? that just doesnt make any sense.

You are a winner! Here’s a snek with a party hat!

A random stranger on the internet is happy you got a Visa.

Now that I've graduated from uni with a 2:1 and my application to remain in the UK has been approved, I'm now able to stay in the country for two years while searching for a job that will give me a more permanent visa.

Just wanted to share/celebrate. It still doesn't feel real; I only woke up to the news this morning afternoon.

I sighed when I read about the Lila angst and Chloe + Adrien friends. The sigh quickly grew into a full on groan of pain when I turned to the next chapter. Anyway, I'm curious how (if at all) they justify the evilizing, so I'm reading onwards.

hi

Also thanks for the origami boat

Cool song, thanks for the gift. I got led onto a search of My Immortal from a reddit page, first result that came up was PPC wiki, after a little bit of investigation, including dead-ends into Pay per click discords, and a whole lot of reading, I found this :))

Please, accept this excellent JPEGMAFIA song as a gift for your ears.

Welcome to the PPC! How did you heard about the site? I hope that you will like what we have.

“I think,” Alice Verres said, “that this whole thing you’ve got going on is really stupid.”

“... Excuse me?”, said the Sunflower Official - or rather, the DIA agent who was translating its telepathic speech. Alice had expressed discomfort at intrusions into her brain.

The 13-year-old girl pulled a stack of papers from her laptop case. “I can back it up - this is a printout of several utilitarian philosophy papers and Sequences. I would recommend starting with Brian Tomasik's ‘Do Video-Game Characters Matter Morally?’ - though it does argues from a real-world-- well, that’s the thing, isn’t it, it’s not the only--”

“We refer to it as World One,” the translator acquiesced. Despite rationally knowing that the Sunflower had no face or eyes, Alice somehow had the impression that it was glaring at her. “Get to the point.”

The girl sighed. “All fiction is real, and you can access and affect it. You have access to tech that would make you a God, capital G. And you use it to kill Mary Sues.”

“I understand that you’re relatively new here, but surely you have seen the damage done by--”

“You know what’s worse than bad fanfiction?” Alice raised her voice. “Rape! Murder! Torture! You could put a massive dent in the multiverse’s overall suffering just by invading glowfic!”

The Sunflower tilted its flower-head. “And destroy the canon in the process.”

Alice grinned. “Even if it destroys the laws of physics, the balance of utilons is still firmly on my side. Seriously, I did the math.”

“That’s not what we do. And not what we stand for. We cannot allow you to--”

“Oh, actually,” Alice cut it off with a giggle, “I’m not here to ask for permission. I’m here to gloat.”

The Sunflower definitely had some sort of sensory organs in its disk - it turned to the translator for a moment, then back to Alice. Then back to the translator. She decided it was either confused or panicking, and just in case it was the former (and because she had a script planned), continued:

“I got in touch with some like-minded people in DoSAT. With the help of the Machine Intelligence Research Institute’s papers, they’ve been working on a recursively self-improving artificial general intelligence, which according to my calculations should reach singularity right aboooooouuuuuut…”

And then the whole multiverse was turned into fluffy coffee shop AUs.

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((Okay, that's not quite realistic. This should have been a million and a half words. - owosphere))

I luv lord of the rings and my flamer said it was teh only thing that i could write about accurately. Their really meen but im suuuper happy they enjoyed that piece. Anyway its good!1! Can’t wait for more!!!!!!

(OOC: HS, I cannot even begin to express how much I love Jaycacia. She is hysterical.)

ExtraRingwraith: Thanksi! I don't know what to say - I just sort of keep wrinig lol

K1tk@t: jokes on you Ii dont' even know what illatics ar

Lou Carolina: yea thats' how I'm tryni to write her. she was a lot more ummmmm overthe sin myoelder stowires, but now she's mellowcholic (+ hi Louise!!!)

Lilith Wydenbrooke: I bet FicPsyng have a whole ROOOM full of evil psumypingsfowmr when they've fixe dall the ppl who need it. I mean they managed to pfix ACACACIA, righit???

AN: don't really have minuch to say in an AN excpent that I hope Isee all on my old friends on here soon!!

Chapter 2: Friendly

On a certain day, Jaycacia wandered into the bar named Rudi's (the name was ironic, because the barkeeper was really rude). There was a Cluedo competition going on, but she didn't join in - not because she was too good (she was very good, but not the best at Cluedo), but because she was there to meet her friends. And there they were, sitting around the table waiting for her:

Aurora E. Lorra, with her hair still dyed dark red-brown/restored to its natural blonde (A/N: brandy, let meknow) and her eyes almost as blue as Jaycacia's.

Jessaminthe Evenstar, the black-and-gold-haired daughter of Arwen whose eyes were the colour of the sunset on the sea.

& Tallulah Greensleeves, Legolas' sister who grew up with Frodo and Sam and had (A/N need to check this) hair and beautiful (A/N needt o check this too) eyes.

"Jaycacia!" exclaimed Aurora. "How lovely to see you! Look, I got you a drink."

Jaycacia smiled and took her seat next to Aurora. "Thank you, my friend," she said, drinking the drink (non-alcoholic of course). "It has been such a long time since I've seen you all."

"Such a very long time," agreed Tallulah. She was sitting with her arm around Jessaminthe, even though Jessaminthe was married to Supernumberary, because they were really old friends and even marriage shouldn't get in the way of friends expressing their deep and true love for each other. "I think the last time was just after you closed down Tofu Hop and invited me and Jessaminthe to live in HQ."

"And so much has changed since then," Jaycacia agreed. "You must have heard that I separated from the SO, even though I still love him."

"I heard," Jessaminthe said, snuggling in against Tallulah's side and giving Jaycacia a sympathetic look. "I hope it wasn't because you didn't think you could be in love with two people at once, because you definitely can."

"No," sighed Jaycacia, looking longingly at their embrace, "because I've also separated from Jay."

"Then who is your partner now?" asked Aurora. "Obviously I mean partner romantically, not partner like in the PPC, though I assume they are in the PPC."

"That's the problem," sighed Jaycacia again. "They're not in the PPC because I don't have a partner."

"Oh no!" cried Tallulah and Jessaminthe. "We will have to help you find one!"

Jaycacia's heart swelled with affection. "Oh, my friends!" she said. "That would be the kindest thing anyone has ever done!"

~

Acacia raised her head over the creased sheet of paper and glared at Jay.

Her ex-partner beamed. "See? It's not as bad!"

"This…" Acacia gripped the story in both hands as if she wanted to crumple it up and tear it to shreds at the same time. "This is dire."

"Is it, though?"

"Yes."

"I mean, maybe." Jay shrugged. "But it's not as bad."

"That's-" Acacia cut off, unclenched her fists and sat back down on the tumbledown wall. "That's a really low bar to set."

"You said it yourself, last time - maybe she's," Jay glanced at a note scrawled on the back of her hand, "maturing in her writing."

"Yes, like cheese." Acacia shook her head and tapped the page. "She's talking about romance to a pack of Suvians. Mark my words, it'll be orgies all round before this is over."

This fanfic Jokerizes Marinette, and she doesn't even use her canon powers for evil. She's a replacement sue, and there's obvious typos all around. I can tell this is bad, despite only having read Maribat goodfic.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13843640/1/Miraculous-Joker-s-Daughter

Authors Note: I want sugar, lols!1!1 This chappy gets a litle spicy so I gotta post it here without betaing it so my mean parents can’t take awa6 my intent access like last time. Also I got hacked by some mean hackers so f tem but I cant get them of! Thanks Lilith Wydenbrooke for teh good review!

OMG she gasped. Whats that? Whos that? The thing turned and looked at her. It was a gril with pretty purple hair and a sparkly red dres. She was pretty. Ellie immediaty licked her. Hi said the gril. ‘My name is Thalia Quin. Ur really pretty.’ Ellie blushed rosebud pink her long lashes fluterring over her violet eyes. ‘Thanks u r to.’ Thalia skipd over too her an gave her rosebud mouth a kiss. They kissed for a while and than went to theyre RC. Thalia took of her dress and waved at a hot demon man. ‘Wanna meat my partner?’

”Whahahaha!” Thalia collapsed laughing, banging her fist against the table. “Meat my partner? That’s a Freudian Slip if I ever saw one!”

“Ergh...” Doom pulled his hood even lower and wished he could disappear. The feeling was redoubled as Thalia read farther ahead and burst into fresh fits of cackles.

“I think she likes you, Doomie!” She read another line ahead and her eyes widened. “One whole foot? Puddin’, we’ve got to talk about our relationship here.” Doom promptly proved that halflings can indeed blush.

Ellie warmend her hands with her cool speshul fire power and used them to...

”Is that even physically possible? I mean, even if you are a halfling, that still sounds off.” Thalia looked at her partner. There was a long silence, Doom squirming in his seat.

“No...”

Thalais tong darted over Ellies as her fingers...

“I’ve never tonged anyone before,” Thalia said. A wicked grin spread across her face. “Hey, Doomie, could I test it out on you?” The halfling let out a very undignified whimper and tried to hide his entire face beneath his hood.

Finally they lay in a panting heap ater having teh sexy times. Suddenly a big portal opened and the three fell into it!!!1!1!11 Ellie opened her big blue eyes and gasped. They were in............Sueville!

“Hey, weren’t they still naked?”

“Yes, Quinn, yes they were.”

OMG what will happened next?!!! R&R and screw those hackers! Their meeeeen!