The PPC Posting Board - Latest posts

omg u r so TALENTED! i am at the egde of my SEAT!! i binged all the chappies an now i am all out AN I AM CRYIN! WHAT WILL HAPPN PLS POST SOON!!!! pleeeeeeeeeese!!!!!

ew gimli lol

it is an HONOUR 2 b reweiwd by THE GRATE!!!

ansers will come!!! soon!!

... and thinking like I usually do. My brain does not like this waffling. Sometimes one kind of thinking bleeds into the other, and the weird mental images I keep getting from the badfics don't help matters. To put a long story short, my brain is doing its level best to turn into a pile of spaghetti. Now that I think about it, this was less annoying than other non-slash badfic I have read. I don't have much experience with slash, good or bad, so why should I be judging it? In the heat of the moment, I think I also forgot about the rule of "your kink is not my kink". Sorry if I was rude. -Claire))

I'm going to have to say we need to agree to disagree on its validity and/or place in fandom. I personally didn't read slash for Tolkienverse until after the Hobbit movies came out and I started shipping Bilbo/Thorin, but allowing other people to read into their favourite works with homoerotic lenses is not going to hurt you or your own reading, I promise.

As for slashing a character with a canonical partner: Jacques and Jenni have a special relationship. I'm not going to get into details on it because they're not my characters and it could be spoilery, but the baseline is that they are both shippable with other characters despite also being in a relationship with one another. Any Jacques/LSY content that happens from me, canonical or noncanonical, is written with the knowledge and consent of both Zing and Nesh. ~Lily))

Alos u should make ur story more accsile, bcuz ppl don want 2 hav 2 read a dictionary 2 nderstand it, u know?

But keep riting, and sumday I'm sure u'll b really good!

XOXOX

(( This made me giggle. Nice one! ~Neshomeh, amazed that Brandy managed to correctly type "dictionary." ))

like how a lot of people write Aragorn/Legolas or Frodo/Sam slashfic. I don't hate LGBTQ people or anything, I just get annoyed with uncanonical slash. -Claire))

kisses!!! kisses for jaycacia!!! kisses for jaycacia for as much as she wants!!!

((I'm in stitches oh my gosh. Lilith has not written anything during the unarchived years that I know of at least ;P but I'm sure she's thinking of other ways to torment Eledhwen hahaha))

EllieMae: THanks! I'll put that in when I can workh out how o edit lol. I LOVVVE Lord of thri Rings too! Thaits#s why Tallulah is from there!

Lilith Wydenbrooke (long name lol): hmm. Hmm. HMMMMMMMM>

A/N: kk so I forgot to say that Aurora + Jessaminthe are brandy and MrsSupernumerary's. They're Jaycacia's best fiends + I know theoy won't mind me borrowing them (but let moe know if thers a prerlbme!) Ummm and the OFUUU comes formw the Space Wars, hope someone finsised that soon (or I might have too!!)

Chapter 3: Charming

The portal closed behind Jaycacia, sparkling away into darkness. When she got back to her RC she had found a message from the Sunflower Official, asking her to take a very important message to the OFUUU.

"Um," she asked him, "what's the OFUUU?"

They are the OFU Universities Union, replied the SO (through the console obviously, he wasn't in her RC because they were separated), "and this is a very important message to the Administrator in charge."

"Oh okay," said Jaycacia, and that was how she came to be stepping through the portal, which sparkled away into darkness behind her.

She was standing in front of what looked like a modern university, EXCEPT that it was half built by elves and half by orcs and half by dwarves, and also Gondor was right there behind it. Jaycacia smiled, breathing in the nice air of Middle-earth. She had attended OFUM herself once, but only for a few months weeks, as part of her training to run Tofu Hop. Now she was back.

As she walked towards the university, Jaycacia waved at mini-Balrogs circling in the air above her. Most of them liked her, but there were a few who were grumpy and roared; but even those ones liked her, because she gave them raw bacon and eggs. She went in through the big front door/gate thing and called to the nearest person she saw.

"Hello!" she said. "I'm from the PPC. Can you tell me where to find the Administrator?"

The person stopped. She was a tall elf with long hair as dark as midnight, and eyes that were silver and mithril at the same time. "Hello!" she said. "Do you mean the headmaster?"

"Ummm…" Jaycacia looked at the message from the SO, which said 'Administrator'. "I don't think so; I have a message for the Administrator of the OFUUU."

"Well, that's good," said the person, "because I'm a 12th year student here at OFUM and I still don't know who the headmaster is!"

Jaycacia looked at the person. She was very beautiful and also seemed wise and funny (because Jaycacia knew that looks aren't everything), and her heart went out towards her. "That's a lot of years to be a student," she said. "Are you… Lina Holling?"

The person laughed lightly. "No!" she said, "but she's probably the only student who's been here longer than me."

"Yes," Jaycacia agreed, "because she is Gimli's girlfriend (we know about that in the PPC)."

"Well, I used to be Legolas' girlfriend," said the person, "but I have recently broken up with him because-" She stopped, and wiped a tear from her eye. "Nevermind. But it means my time is all yours."

"Um," said Jaycacia, hardly daring to hope, "do you just mean to help me find the Administrator? Also, I am Jaycacia Thornbyrd; what's your name?"

"I can certainly do that too," said the person. "And wow! We've heard of you here; I've always thought you sounded really cool. It's lovely to meet you. My name… is Lilith Wydenbrooke."

---

"You see? She's wrecking OFUM as well as the PPC. I knew she couldn't change."

Jay pulled the latest chapter over and skimmed it. "Wrecking?"

"The minis like her," Acacia said flatly. "They don't like anyone."

Jay coughed. "They like me."

Her friend waved a hand through the air. "Only because you ply them with bacon and…" She stopped, frowned, and snatched the paper back.

"That's what I mean," Jay said. "She's still a boring, insipid character, but… she's not anything like as over-the-top Suvian as before. She's gone to OFUM, not to flirt with Cam or Lina or any of the canons - but another fangirl."

"If you can call that flirting," Acacia muttered. "I still don't trust it."

"No, but-"

"She's lulling us into a false sense of security," Acacia said firmly. "Just you wait. The moment we're sufficiently lulled… bang, orgies all round."

((Thanks Lily, I shall take that as permission. >:D I actually don't know if Lilith has any further stories in the unarchived years, but I figured JayBird would only do the bare minimum of research anyway. ~hS))

((I was worried I was giving the Nursery kids a little too much agency and freedom in traveling around HQ, but I suppose the events playing out would make the whole place a lot more disorderly, and easier for kids to be sneaking around abandoned RCs and testing portal coordinates? But yeah, kids forming plans with very few limits on their imaginations are going to land more on the "outlandish" end of the plan scale.))

((Hm. If Ananke hadn't stopped things when she did . . . The thing is, Tash only got that power boost from being within the Mirari's area of influence. Returning to HQ would revert her to her baseline power, so it then becomes a question of how much threat she poses to Krosa, and the continent it sits on, with a side order of whether she could sense where the power was coming from, and seek the Mirari for herself. Krosa is inhabited by centaur druids, who would certainly notice Tash's presence before long, and awaken Kamahl, a long-meditating human druid who's responsible for putting the Mirari in Krosa in the first place. Krosa's wildlife during this period is mad with aggression and attacks anyone on sight, so Kamahl probably has a decent chance of reaching the Mirari before Tash, since she'll be slowed down by every random deer, bear and rabbit that crosses her path. I do think that Kamahl, using the Mirari to channel life-based magic, actually has a chance at destroying the aspects of Tash without doing fatal harm to Ilcharheen herself, but that's getting a bit too far into "could Optimus Prime beat up Voltron" territory. Plus, External Security would certainly be involved by that point, so quite a few variables to think about.))

((I'm glad you enjoyed Tash! I never imagined, when we started last year, just how much things would escalate, but it was major fun RPing such a cold and powerful villain!))

—doctorlit

Thanks for the happy thought :))

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a happy thought.

/Ekwy

I liked the partm where theyre al animals! A hedgnwoh as a PPC Agent sounds super cool!!

"But . . . but what about my concert?"

((Sorry, I felt like the Ellimist would want to reply to the compliment first, and I got wrapped up in writing Tash's conclusion most of the weekend.))

—doctorlit

Hey ppl, it’sa me! I write random stuff, so you don’t know what to expect!

Title: Hostile takeover

Pairing: none

Summary: Three agents were just minding their own business when agents try to steal their RC. Will they succeed?

---

((Content Warning:

Two characters have names that may be considered BL2. There is also a BL2 moment

One of the characters’ descriptions may be considered mildly NSFB/NSFW))

---

Chapter 1

It was a good day in the RC.

“is a good day today.” said Chelsea.

“It is indeedy.” said Lemon.

Chelsea had decided she grew tired of being the perfect hjacker goddess, so she decided to be the embodiment of sloth, one of the seven deadly sans.

“sigh, I miss my shadow clones” mussed Lemon. “They were very convenient in cleaning the house.”

“Dude, just get new ones.”

“I can’t, I missed the deadline to renew my shadow clone liscence.”

“There’s a licence?” Chelsea stared wide-eyed. “Wow”

Chelsea, doing what she does best, stares at a wall. “You know what I think?”

“What,” asked the rat, looking for something to do.

“You ought to have a name change.”

Lemon crossed her arms. “No.”

“Cmon, it’s only two letters swtched around!” Chelsea did jazz hands. “Your name could’ve been Melon!”

“Well,” said Lemon thinkingly, “it would be interesting.”

Then there was a couple of knocks on the door. “Helllllllo?”

“Ah, that must be May Ruse,” said Chelsea. Chelsea squided to the door and opened it to find it was indeed May Ruse. Also there was a rat who looked just like Lemon except she was green and had melons on her.

May spoke “sup gaiiiiiizzzzz”

“Stop that.” Lemon said.

May fromned. “You’re no fun. btw, I think this is your cousin.”

“I have no such cousin.”

The green lemon stuck her tongue out. “Your’s a meanie. Telling me LIEEEEEEEEES---”

BONK

The lemon bonked the green rat’s head. “You stop that too.”

“HUMBPNP” The green rat humphed.

“Who are you.”

“I am Melon, your second cousin thrice removed”

Lemon did a big sigh.

“Duede, isn’t this like, a family reunion and stuff?” asked Chelsea.

And then the four girls chatted about stuff.

“I think it’s time for you to leave.” sated Lemon.

“Foin.” And then Melon left.

“I hope we see her again!” said May.

“ANYWAY,” said Chlesea. “We were talking about name changes for Lemon before you cane!”

May looked excitedly at the squid. “Ohh, like what?”

“Don’t do it!” cried Lemo.

“Your name could be Demon!” said Chelsea.

“There would be implications if my name were Demon!”

There was a couple of knocks on the door. “You called?” said someone.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” screamed the squid

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa” screamed the rat

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” squeamed the hedgehog

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

“Hurry! to the mission!” And then Chelsea and Lemon and May beeped the button and jumped into a portal

Demon entered the room. “Wow, rude much?”

To be continued????

---

((By the way, I just want to say thanks to whoever commented on my fics last year, I appreciate it.))

she should get with my oC lilith wydenbrooke (that's where i got my name teehee) who is the prettiest gurl in ofum!!

he's literally reskinned jack harkness!! and also in dw canon jack has lots of BOYFRIENDS! so it's actually more IC for jacques to be with a man ://///

Oath of Office

A/N: i need a better title for this. if you think of one, please tell me

I will fight for canon

My weapons will be my words

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die or worse

I will not kill Suethors

For they are sentient things

I will kill their Mary-Sues until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will kill their Mary-Sues until I die or worse

I will keep this promise

If it will be my death

I will fight to my last breath until I die or worse

Until I die, until I die

I will fight to my last breath until I die or worse

By Elbereth and Luthien

I will fight the Sueish hordes until I die, oh

By Elbereth and Luthien, oh

I will still fight, I will still fight, oh

Until I die, until I die, oh

I will still fight, I will still fight, oh

before i started sputtering indignantly.

jacques is big sexy man with lots of girlfriends and boyfriends? jenni isn't his only person? also :/ i liked jenni better with suicide :/ or nume ://///

((Just in case you really were concerned about this, since I know you dislike extracanonical slash, Jenni is fine with Jacques/LSY -- the not-horrible-badfic variety anyway. So don't worry too much!))

Hope you find a job you like.