Subject: Hostile takeover
Posted on: 2021-09-07 23:52:14 UTC

Hey ppl, it’sa me! I write random stuff, so you don’t know what to expect!

Title: Hostile takeover

Pairing: none

Summary: Three agents were just minding their own business when agents try to steal their RC. Will they succeed?

((Content Warning:

Two characters have names that may be considered BL2. There is also a BL2 moment

One of the characters’ descriptions may be considered mildly NSFB/NSFW))

Chapter 1

It was a good day in the RC.

“is a good day today.” said Chelsea.

“It is indeedy.” said Lemon.

Chelsea had decided she grew tired of being the perfect hjacker goddess, so she decided to be the embodiment of sloth, one of the seven deadly sans.

“sigh, I miss my shadow clones” mussed Lemon. “They were very convenient in cleaning the house.”

“Dude, just get new ones.”

“I can’t, I missed the deadline to renew my shadow clone liscence.”

“There’s a licence?” Chelsea stared wide-eyed. “Wow”

Chelsea, doing what she does best, stares at a wall. “You know what I think?”

“What,” asked the rat, looking for something to do.

“You ought to have a name change.”

Lemon crossed her arms. “No.”

“Cmon, it’s only two letters swtched around!” Chelsea did jazz hands. “Your name could’ve been Melon!”

“Well,” said Lemon thinkingly, “it would be interesting.”

Then there was a couple of knocks on the door. “Helllllllo?”

“Ah, that must be May Ruse,” said Chelsea. Chelsea squided to the door and opened it to find it was indeed May Ruse. Also there was a rat who looked just like Lemon except she was green and had melons on her.

May spoke “sup gaiiiiiizzzzz”

“Stop that.” Lemon said.

May fromned. “You’re no fun. btw, I think this is your cousin.”

“I have no such cousin.”

The green lemon stuck her tongue out. “Your’s a meanie. Telling me LIEEEEEEEEES---”


The lemon bonked the green rat’s head. “You stop that too.”

“HUMBPNP” The green rat humphed.

“Who are you.”

“I am Melon, your second cousin thrice removed”

Lemon did a big sigh.

“Duede, isn’t this like, a family reunion and stuff?” asked Chelsea.

And then the four girls chatted about stuff.

“I think it’s time for you to leave.” sated Lemon.

“Foin.” And then Melon left.

“I hope we see her again!” said May.

“ANYWAY,” said Chlesea. “We were talking about name changes for Lemon before you cane!”

May looked excitedly at the squid. “Ohh, like what?”

“Don’t do it!” cried Lemo.

“Your name could be Demon!” said Chelsea.

“There would be implications if my name were Demon!”

There was a couple of knocks on the door. “You called?” said someone.





“Hurry! to the mission!” And then Chelsea and Lemon and May beeped the button and jumped into a portal

Demon entered the room. “Wow, rude much?”

To be continued????

((By the way, I just want to say thanks to whoever commented on my fics last year, I appreciate it.))

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