Subject: Hostile takeover Chapter 2
Posted on: 2021-09-09 01:30:39 UTC

((Content Warning: BL2 warnings still apply to this chapter, and will probably apply to following chapters

There are also words that are barely different from swear words

And someone dies in this))

Chapter 2

The agents had returned from a very difficult mission, but they were clean without even a spot of sue blood since they were very very very good assassins and also there was only one sue.

“YAY” Then Chelsea flopped on the floor.

It was then when Lemon noticed a notice on the console. She picked up a piece of paper.

It said


Since you were so rude to call me and then having the audacity to SCREAM at me, I have cast a curse on this RC.




“Wow,” said May Ruse “theres ham in this” Mat then proceeded to take the ham away from the letter and ate it.

“Ooh, when will there be agents?” Chelsea asked. “Cause I’m thinking of beating the squit out of them.”

“No no,” Lemon said. “We will call upon Demon and beat the squit out of him instead”

Then they waited for him to appear.

There were a few knocks on the door.

“I’ll get it!” Then May opened the door.

It was a couple of humans, one musclely military security guard dude and a pretty country dress girl.

“Holy squit! Humans!” Chelsea cried.

The country dress girl crossed her arms. “We’ve come to take your RC!”

“Over my dead body!” said Chelsea.

Then the muscley dude pulled out a gun and shot Chelsea and then she died.

Lmon gasped, May Ruse gasped. “You [BLEEEEEEP]s!”

And then an epic fight started! They punched and kicked and stuff (the security dude never shot his gun cause lemon desarmed him) and there was magicy stuff like when dress girl uses her crystal to make lightning but she shot and she missed

Chelsea then slammed the bathroom door open from the inside and then saw a fight going on. “Holy Mackeroni”

May Ruse used her space powers on the muscley dude. “Why are you doing this?”

“Because we never got our RC’s even though we’re agents!” said the muscle dude.

“Now we were doomed to wander through the halls RCless!” said the dress girl. “Oh and it’s Quinn not dress girl”

“what” said Chelsea

“I thought it was Cordelia? Or Cornelia?” said muscle dude.

“Well, it’s Quinn now, mr Seymour butts!” said Quinn.

“Hey now!” (A/N: You’re a rockstar!)

Then Chelsea threw a water balloon except it was filled with pink ink.

Quinn cried. “You ruined my dress! This means war!”

And then war had begun. They fought nd stuff. The war ended when both humans were knocked out.

“Wanna kick’em out?” asked Chelsea

“Yes.” said Lemon.

Then the girls tossed the two humans out of the RC.

“That’ll show em!” said May Ruse.

“Now what?”


To be continued!

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