Subject: Hostile takeover Chapter 4
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Posted on: 2021-09-22 12:33:08 UTC

((CW: BL2, thinly-veiled swearing, body horror (I think), someone dies for the second time)) Chapter 4


The rat agent clickety clacked at the keyboard.



“Dear Sunflower Official,

Please remove the curse from this RC

Thanks,

Lemon”



And then Lemon hit send. she sighed.

“That should do it,” said Lemon

Then an email came back

Lemon read it



“Dearest Agent Lemon

It’s your problem, you deal with it

Sunflower Official”



“Booooo you suck!” Chelsea said to the sunflower jerk

“Don’t worry,” said May. “We can remove the curse without the sunflower’s help.”

Then the door knocked.

Lemon walked over to the door, cracking her knuckles and opened the door to reveal……….

A rat who looked just like Lemon except she had a yellow space jumpsuit with a thick white stripe down the middle except it didn’t have sleeves and the pant legs stopped at the knees and she had a choker with a light blue spherical jewel and her gloves’ cuffs were like Shadow the hedgehog’s except they were yellow and light blue and

“OMG it’s my kin!” cried May Ruse

“What” said the rat

“I too had a really long description of my appearance when I first came here!”

“Hmph!” humphed the rat

“Who are you” said Lemon.

“I’m you, but stronger.”

“Holy squit it’s Lemon’s evil twin!” cried Chelsea

Lemon gasped. “You also came from a family of bakers?”

“No, I was created as a counterweapon against Shadow by Gerald Robotnik”

“So you’re an actual mary sue?” asked May.

“I’m a parody sue”

“Just like me!”

“How are you even a parody,” asked Lmeon, asking the real questions

“So will you let us go?” asked Chelsea

Just then, Lemon’s evil twin’s eyes flashed and she disappeared and reappeared behind Chelsea and killed her, making Chelsea go splat and getting Chelsea’s ink on the evil twin

“Wow, you’re rude” said Chelsea’s ghost

For that, Lemon bonked her evil twin, except the evil twin disappeared before she got bonked and ended up getting bonked herself “ow” before getting her neck snapped

May Ruse gasped. And then she used her space powers on the evil twin.

“Impossible!” said the evil twin

“You’re impossible! You’re doing teleporty stuff without a chaos emerald!”

“You’re doing space powers without a chaos emerald”

“And I’m breaking the law of phycics” Then a Japanese anime highschool boy slid in his shoes into the RC. “wow neesan” he said looking at the dead people.

“You’re late, Yuo.” said the evil twin.

“You have teleportation of course I’m late”

“It’s not teleportation, it’s time stopping”

“That’s even more overpowered” Just then, Lemon got up and untwisted her head

“Impossible!” said the evil twin “I snapped your neck!”

“You only twisted my head I have no neck.”

This moment was so random the author couldn’t think of what to write next. (A/N hehehe 4th wall break!)

Then the evil twin got sniped with ink by Chelsea who’s alive again.

Then Yuo picked up the evil twin. “Wlp, I’m out. Seionara!” Then he slid away.

May Ruse looked around. “I think I’m gonna go out to Rudi’s. Wanna come with me?”

“Sure” said lemon

“okey dokey” said Chelsea

Then they went to Rudi’s

to be continued!

((Maybe next year.

Anyway, here's some trivia: the agents that have been attacking the RC have been agent ideas I had in the past.))

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