Subject: OMG!!! Iam EXCITED
Posted on: 2021-09-07 07:42:16 UTC

get it cuz it's like FanGirl but im all about the FUN? I am FUNGIRL. GET IT?

omg i cant believe it's that time of year! im so excited! Im digging up an oldie but a goodie haha and i have NEVAR posted anything anywhere befor so BE NICE ok?

Title: an all lower-case song lyric title(with some parenthesis)

Pairing: hS/Reader porbably lol spoilers i guess

Summary: My mother SOLD me to the PPC?!?!?!??!

Chatper 1: Beginnenings


Groaning you rolled out of your bed and tried to remember were you were. oh right. you were at the PPC because your terrible mother had sold you to the PPC because she couldnt pay the bills because she was an alcolic.


“Y/N!!!” mom screeched like an angry owl. “get out of bed!!! you lazy!!! girl!!!”

Groaning you rolled out of your bed and put your naturally blonde with blonde highlights hair up in a messy bun and then you put on your biggest hoodie that said PPC Protectors of teh Plot Continum on it and it had all of the hottest guys on it like Hinesoron and some others. The hoodie was way too big on you cuz your too skinny and everyone hates you but you also look so pretty when you have just woken up though you are like barely aware of it. you went down to breakfast and there was mom still super mad but you werent even late so you dint know why.

“y r u so mad?” you asked and mom thrw a piece of toast at your face like a shurken.

“don’t disrespect your elders!!!” she scremed. “you are so lazy and rude!!! I cant have you in the house nemore!!! I am selling you to the PPC!!!!”

“what” you cried tears streaming down your face from your orbs that were sparkling with tears.

“they will straighten you out an no mistake!!! and they are paying a hefty sum might I add!!! this will buy me a lot of booz and also drugs!!!”

You couldnt believe that your mom was selling you to the PPC for drug money. but it was true! You thought you could run away from it but she made you pack a bag so you took your big duffle bag and you put all of your clothes that were black and all your potted plants (you love potted plants for some raisin) and a poster of Hs wearing a golden cape and your stationary computer and eighteen books. you loved to read because you were not like other girls that were all about make-up but you were still naturally so much prettier than them.

Mom called you down again. You took one last look at your room and crid some more then you took your bag and left. There was someone new in the kitchen and mom was counting hundreds in piles and piles on the table.

“hi” said the sunflower official thtat was there. “i have herd a lot of good things about you Y/N. Are you ready to become an assassni?”


So here you are about to get a mission. BUT. Who is your PARTNER?!?!?! FIND OUT

(since i am only 14 if you are mean to me in comments I am callin the FBI! it is my FIRST FANFIC)

((Hello, this is Ekwy. And this was so much fun, but the second person POV scrambled my brain. I never played with writing badfic with my agents back in the day, but Blank, Ekwy, Moira and anyone else is totally up for grabs!))

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