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Neat! Did we ever get to transcribing this one on the Wiki, by the way? Anyway, here's a couple late-night additions:

• I will not attempt to undermine Suvians via powerscaling

• I will not allow brave/foolhardy Suvians to destroy absolutely horrifying canons that may or may not have damaged the world our World One is a shadow of. (At least not without permission).

• On that note, I will not allow Suvians to destroy a canon simply because some don't personally like it. Yes, that includes Narnia. And Eragon. And even the Eye of Argon, yes.

• I will not challenge shapeshifting agents to see how wild they can go before laws of physics are broken or their bodies collapse.

• ESAS agents will not pull out Sun Crushers any chance they get, even if a regenerating Suvian is slightly more inconvenient than normal.

• I will not say 'this belongs in a museum' as an excuse to get away with theft. It annoys the actual museum-owners around here, too.

• Just because an agent is suspiciously tough is not an excuse to kidnap them and see what it might take to kill them. Seriously, DAS-SWEAR, get John out of there. It's been months, and his partner is barely scraping by.

• I will not awaken Azathoth

Does anyone know where the document DIA: Introductions went? I’ve seen in mentioned in a lot of the older agents pages but the link doesn’t work.

This invite link will be good for about 12 hours as of time of posting: https://discord.gg/xnwQhDa

(i’m replying iin this thread to not clog up forum space)

hey! i’m ready to join back

i realized that i needed a break the past few days, and that’s ok! i’ve been doing better recently. i left due to immense stress recently and just a time to take a break from socializing online a lot. I will be on the server less for the next few weeks because im working on multiple shows and ensembles and such so im busy with irl stuff :b

i realize now i probably should’ve just muted the server for a few days instead of leaving entirely lmao but whatevs :b

i feel ready to rejoin the discord. i have a lot of fun things to share!

can a mod send me an invite link? if you can dm me on discord then you can do it on there, whatever works!

can’t wait to talk to y’all on the server again :>

-HC

And given their defunct status...

But that would be an interesting story idea. It is sad they're not around anymore.

--Ls

But I DO see potential in an agent that came from there after wishing they had something to do again, because say it with me everybody: The ironic overpowerer is everywhere!

I will not sneak into an unpublished canon and take a vacation

-Unless I really really want another pay-cut

-Even if I’m willing to risk the paycut, the answer is still no

-Agent Zara, we do know you’ve been hiding out in your friend’s unpublished continuum because of the cute fluffy characters

I’m not allowed to feed my partner, the Flowers, or canon characters I don’t like to Fred the urple tentacle monster

-He only eats eggs anyway

-And Sues gave him food poisoning last time

From what I understand, the ACMSES doesn't really exist anymore. They don't really have a clear community anywhere, and their collection on ff.net hasn't been updated for years.

From what I recall, they were similar, though they created all their Sues rather than use existing ones, and had some kind of Sue powerscaling.

In 2013 there was an incident where several ex-PPCers plagiarized from our wiki and theirs; that was the most I remember them being brought up in relation to us besides a couple posts similar to this one.

--Ls

Why must you remind me of that awful game?

Yuuki!

--Ls

• In fact, I will not send any Twisted Wonderland characters or agents copies of Disney animated canon movies.

• I will not tell Agent Momoka about My Horse Prince (warning: zoophilia)

• I will not tell Agent Helena, the fairy one, about AI-generated art.

I've recently discovered them on TV tropes and I'm wondering what you all think of them, given how we are surprisingly similar

Is that just a ToukenRanbu thing?

--Ls had a goldfish as a pet when he was a young lad

I will not send Agent Fáelán a copy of Disney's Sleeping Beauty.

-I will not hang trans pride flags in the Hogwarts Great Hall, no matter how funny it may be.

-I will not hang mistletoe in the Cafeteria doorway.

-I will not send out chain emails containing real curses.

It's a genuine species of fish.

Interesting mission. I liked it, there were some great gags (clam hand!) but I felt as though you could have described the settings more. Now for typos!

"He was doing so all by his lonesome."

I think "...all alone." is better.

"Despite this, one need not worry for him; outside of the constant shocks with every pebble, twig and goldfish he picked up, he actually quite enjoyed the peace and quiet."

...goldfish?

"Sorry, Urato-kun," Momoka said. "Speaking of the vacation, where do you think we should go? Do you know any nice destination?"

*destinations

"Perhaps after the mission, she would commit seppuku with her kitchen knife." ...uh... maybe warn for that?

--Ls

I've been meaning to resurrect this for a while, thank you!

• I will not attempt to get the Coriander and the Cilantro to meet. It will not go well.

• I will not steal a TARDIS and use it to take over the past version of the PPC. It will not work.

• I will not whack agents with books, claiming that I'm exorcising them. This is a very bad idea.

--Ls

Continuing the Colour Swap arc, the team hunts for another ingredient in another continuum, and Urato makes a shocking revelation about the nature of the vacation they're trying to get.

It's been 3 years since I checked.

To start: I will not shout "Make my monster grow!" before shrinking a Mini-Kaiju, that is begging for the opposite to happen.

I will not threaten to put sues in Traptainium, Kaos traps are as hard to come by as they are expensive.

-Same with Light and Dark traps

I will stop throwing fake master balls at agents who are Pokemon, FicPsych will start making me pay for the treatment.

And yes, it was for user-written quizzes, but people also used it to write fanfic. It was a weird place. But probably not weirder than Quotev, which I guess is its spiritual successor.

More info at Fanlore.

~Neshomeh

Just go to Quotev.

I think it's possible to mission it, you just have to be creative.

--Ls

I'm under the impression that they don't have a narrative, thus they can't be missioned…